Subject: [FFML][spam][ranma] Top Ten Rejected "Improvements" to the Viz Releases.
From: Metthyew
Date: 12/15/1997, 1:10 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

You Know all those people {you may be one of them} who are constantly
complaining about the job Viz does bringing Ranma to the good ol' U.S of A?
You know, the spelling, {Ryoga/Ryouga} the translation, the way they sometimes
cut off parts of the panel in the novels? Well, this list is specially
dedicated to them, with the following admonition: It could have been worse.

Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions, {"Hullucinogens: They're not just for
breakfast anymore!"} presents...

The Top Ten Rejected "Improvements" to the Viz Ranma Releases.

10. Two words: Genma Gump.
  9. Everytime Happosai is on screen, a nude Demi Moore replaces him.
  8. Ranma-chan's voice actress? Barbara Streisand.
  7. The Jyusenkyo cursees sing "If I Could Talk to the Animals..."
  6. Happi and Cologne "get it on." {The Vice-President who suggested this was
  summarily drug out into the street and shot.}
  5. Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt replace Ranma and Akane. Not so much.
  4. Kasumi's guest appearance on "Yan Can Cook."
  3. Soun's voice actor? Barry White.
  2. Ranma gets a teenage sidekick and a Ranmamobile.
  
And the Number One Rejected "Improvement" to the Viz Releases...

 1. "Live from the Tendo Dojo, It's Saturday Night!"

Thank you, Thank you!! Coming soon: Top Ten Secrets of Ukyo Kuonji, Ten More
Lines You'll Never Hear in Ranma 1/2, and What the Charachters Were Probably
Thinking. Okay I love you ba-bye!!


-Matthew Giglia the Magnificient Mr.Bean,
-Bearer of the Almighty Tweezers of Death,
-Executive Goofball of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions,
-And the man who's been channeling Hikaru Gosunkugi for the past six months.