(Sakura and Trident are talking to each other quietly.)
Flashman:(Off) AND *I* SAY THEY *AREN'T* POSSIBLE!!!
Voice:(Off) AND *I* SAY THEY ARE!!!
(Sakura and Trident sigh.)
Sakura: Should we go handle this?
Trident:(Scowls) Anything to stop this endless argument.
(The two fighting game characters stand and walk over to where
Flashman is arguing with what appears to be Happosai fused with Cyber
Akuma [call him Cyber-Happosai]. The two of them are glaring at each
other and look like they are about to break into another round of
yelling.)
Trident: CEASE!
(The two arguers look at the Bio-Warrior.)
Trident:(To Sakura) You now have their undivided attention.
Sakura: Thanks Tri-kun. (To Flashman and CH) Mind telling us what
this argument is about so we can settle it? (Aside) Not to mention
stop giving the rest of us headaches.
Flashman: Ah, it's nothing Sak-chan. It's just that old rust head
and I are discussing a disgusting subject.
Sakura: What subject?
Cyber Happosai: Why Lemons o'course baby. (Cyber Glomps Sakura)
Sakura:(As she mashed CHapposais head with her fist) What about them?
Flashman: I say that there are some that can NOT be done seriously.
C.Happosai:(Getting up) And I say they can be.
Sakura: So, list which ones and challenge the Lemon authors of the
FFML to give it a try.
Flashman: Sounds fair to me.
C.Happosai: Me too. (Splashes Flashman with a water pistol) Now lets
glomp on it.
(C.Happosai is punted into HEO by a still male Flashman.)
Flashman: He must have forgotten that I'm not the Revenges End
version. Anywho, for those of you who want to give this challenge a
try, here's the list that I can think of...
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1) Usagi/Setsuna (I tried, but I couldn't do it without getting silly.
)
2) Nabiki/Kodachi
3) Piccolo/Any female
4) Priss/Nene
5) Ryoko/Ayaka
Remember, these have to be done SERIOUSLY.
The Flashman
(Good Luck)
May The Spirit Preserve You!