Subject: [FFML][STEAMFIC] DR. THINKER VS. LURKER
From: bob w
Date: 12/14/1997, 9:31 PM
To: EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net
CC: Fan-Fiction Mailing List <fanfic@fanfic.com>
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winkstwo@mail.sssnet.com

PAYBACK TIME....BIG TIME.....HA HA!!!!

Sign

Dr. Thinker

Lurker, this is a STEAM-FIC. In which I get even with you. It's spell
correct. I think. No Flames, please. 

STEAM-FIC.....a strange fiction that you and some friends kill butt of 
some esle.

It's allready calm me down. Let's see if it will warm or cold you.

Sign
Dr. Thinker
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"I'm the Steven Raliff of the Sailor Moon Universe"
Soon to been my new sig.
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Dr. Thinker Meets Lurker


--- Lurker Dome.


Hikaru: Lurker-chan, you get some vistors

Lurker: Who?

Dr. Thinker: Guess?

Lurker: (mad) The nutball from AOL?

Dr. Thinker: Nope. 

Lurker: (with steam coming out of his ears) Dr. Thinker. 

Dr. Thinker: Yup. I brought some of my friends over.

(Five teenage-girls appear. They are the Sailor Scouts)

Dr. Thinker: When you a story that you can C & C mean next time,
make sure it's nice..not the stupid things you been sending me and the
FFML.

(Lurker takes a butcher knife as Hikaru turns
into the Ray Knight of Fire. As the same time, Serena,
Raye, Mina, Lita, Amy turns into Sailor Scouts
Dr. Thinker takes out a super-gun)

Dr. Thinker: Let's rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fires the gun) I
always want to do that in one of Sailor Moon IRCs. But this fan-fiction is
better than nothing at all.

Hikaru: (makes a fire spell at Mercury) Take that.

Amy: (ducks) Missed me!

(The fireball hits a piple of freezing cold water)

Amy: Good thing, it's was not a hot water piple! Or we been dead. 

Dr. Thinker: The only thing that you can save you from me is too say
you are sorry about making funny and flaming me.

Lurker: Not as long as you life, Thinker.

Dr. Thinker: Moon do you thing!!!

Serena: Sure thing....MOOON SECPTER ELIMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Hikaru and Lurker melts like youma into dust.)

Moon: Moondusted!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!
Dr. Thinker: YES!!!!!!!!!!! The world is save for bad stories.  
And good reviews...too.
Raye, Lita and Mina: (together) We want some of them.
Amy: You can clean up. If you want.
(Dr. Thinker and the Sailor Scouts leaves the dorm)

-----OUTSIDE the LURKER DOME in THE NORTH POLE----------------------

(We see Dr. Thinker staying on take of a moutain peak look over 
the Lurker Dome)

Dr. Thinker: Yo, bro!!!

Odin: Yes? 

Dr. Thinker: Time to take care of this place!!!!

Odin: Bombs away!!!!!

(a Green and Orange helicopter appears over the Dome. Two  H-Bombs are
bomb onto the Lurker Dome. The dome goes up in blaze of fire)

Dr. Thinker: Mercury, do your stuff.

Amy: Ok! MERCURY WATER BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

(The blaze of fire is but out and the water from the Mercury's attack,
quicky melts the leftovers under tons of cold ice)

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Dr. Thinker: See you on FFML. Or my the way, Lurker, his idea from
from you lastest notes, plus Sean's remark in another post. Hikaru
was right about that. You counter-counter MSTing gets a rating
of 4 crows. (The best when no ones is reviewing with you.) 
You can make own version, if you dare!!!!!! But I doubt that BIG TIME!!!!