Here ya go. this is half-inspired by Crow T. Robot's quips during MST3k
episode 816, "Prince of Space", where he says during the opening credits, "So
is this an ultraviolent porn cartoon or what?"
This is what you do:
1. get breakfast. I recommend an omelet with 2 sausages. 
2. go to the USA channel monday to friday between 8:30-9:00am
3. turn down the volume.
4.say stupid and funny things.
Here's some sample dialogue:
Whenever Serena is on screen:
(Squeaky)"I love you, Ken!"
Whenever Amy is using a computer:
"oooooooh, Acid Tetris......." 
I have some more, but I'm saving it for a MSTing.
Well, I guess I better finish RPM part 2 now.