Subject: [FFML] [spam] Top Ten Ranma Scenes Left on the Cutting Room Floor.
From: Metthyew
Date: 12/13/1997, 3:19 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Yeah, yeah, we've all seen THESE before. Some guy who thinks he's funny writes
up a Top Ten ten list about  Ranma and publishes it. Well, there is one
crucial element that sets THIS list apart from all others, and makes it
unique, special, and, dare I even say it, superior.

It was written by me, and not somebody else.

Now that you've all finished facefaulting....

Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions  {"Web page? We don't need no stinkin' web
page!!"} presents... {And you can blame Ryoucilo for inspiring me to do this
with his "crappy interview" series...}


The Top Ten Ranma Scenes Left on the Cutting Room Floor.

10. Ranma finally tells Genma to kiss his a**.
  9. Shampoo eats it in a bicycle crash.
  8. Instead of a fight, Ryoga challenges Ranma to Tequila shooters.
  7. Doco's big gangsta-rap number.
  6. Shaggy and Scoob find out that Gosunkugi is really Old Man Crowley, owner
of          
  the Nerima amusement park.
  5. Lots of fanny slapping after every time Ranma wins. 
  4. Ukyo has too much to drink and wakes up with a 'Principal Kuno' haircut.
  3. Tsubasa's sex-change operation.
  2. The Anything-Goes Belching Competition.

And the Number one Ranma Scene Left on the Cutting Room Floor...

  1. P-Chan and Katsunishiki "make a little pork," if you know what I mean.

Ta- DA!! And this ain't even the end: more lists to come!!! G'night
everybody!!!


-Matthew Giglia, the Magnificient Mr.Bean,
-Bearer of the Almighty Tweezers of Death,
-Executive Goofball of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Prodctions,
And the man who's been channeling Hikaru Gosunkugi for the past six months...