In keeping with the holiday season, a Ranma takeoff of my all-time favorite
Christmas movie! ^_^


It's a Wonderful SPAMfic

By Cindy Toler

Heh, heh. Funny stuff here. Not TOO dark, just ironic.

There's only one thing I can think of to add to it that would give it even 
more of a "Ranma" zing...

        A loud cry interrupted Ranma's thoughts, and he gawked
incredulously as a short man jumped into the water ahead of him.  He
plummeted down into the icy flood and began paddling frantically, screaming
for help.  Ranma's instincts prodded him to leap to the rescue, as was a
Martial Artist's duty.  Without a second thought, Ranma leaped in after the
man.  The transformation into his cursed form barely even registered on
Ranma until after she had dragged the heavy fellow out onto the bank.

What if the body he pulls out of the river isn't male anymore...?

        "Y-you sure picked a f-f-fine night to go s-swimming," Ranma
gritted out through chattering teeth.
        "I wasn't swimming," the man answered.  "I jumped in to save you,
Ranma."
        "H-how do you know my name?" Ranma gasped.
        "I know everything about you.  I'm an angel."
        "Yeah, right," Ranma said disgustedly, leaping to her feet and
shivering violently.
        "But I am!  Clarence Oddbody, Angel Second Class."

"But, uh, at the moment, I'm actually CLARICE Oddbody." [appropriate family 
name, eh?] "You wouldn't happen to have a kettle of hot water on you, would 
you...?"

Address all baps, punts and painful shiatsu jabs to:

Jim Champagne
jwchampagne@msn.com