--The Lurkerdrome--

Hikaru: <reading the mail queue> What in the--? Lurker-kun, get over
here!

Lurker: <reappears, grimy from sweeping up the prop dirt left over
from the prologue of Otaku Leap> Whatcha got?

Hikaru: It's not what I got, it's what *you* got.

Lurker: Okay, what I got? <grins>

Hikaru: <rolls her eyes> Just look.

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From: bob w <winkstwo@mail.sssnet.com>

Lurker: <groan> Oh jeez, not *him* again...

This time, I spell check by work. Please C & C it. No flames,

please,

Luker, Ok?  

Lurker: Whooboy, he's askin' for it, ain't he?

Hikaru: <nods> Hai...

Lurker: <evil grin> Yosh'! No flames, eh? Alllllllrighty
then....MST-time!

Note: This takes a few years after the movie is over. And Sailor
Moon is just stop the Sailor Gold (Ed. Note: my NA name of Sailor
Galaxia. In the story is a file on mysterious Sailor Moon. Just
to make E and J to think Sailor Moon is a villain for part of the
story.

Lurker: Okay, so in the author's notes, he's given away part of the
plot...

Hikaru: Hate it when they do that...

Lurker: ...renamed Galaxia...

Hikaru: Even Davies wouldn't do that...would he?

Lurker: <shrug> Only if he had a damned good reason...hmm, what
else...ah yes. And as always, hideous grammar.

Hikaru: Yep.

CASE FILE: #2104313
Write: Agent E

<Lurker and Hikaru write: "Agent E">

It all started when the twins stop a strange ship on landing
right on top of some junk.

Lurker: Okay...

The ship was that of unknown alien. We saw a human. She told us

Hikaru: Problem with verb tenses here...

Lurker: You expected better?

Hikaru: Point.

Lurker: Also, problem with...let's see...well, the usual. 

her name was Topaz. She is looking for something to stop all the
fighting in the world. It's called the Sliver Empire Crystral. It
is owned by a person name Sailor Moon and her Sailor Scouts. 

Lurker: Again, verb tenses...and if you're using the DIC dub, it's
Empyrean Silver Crystal...and you misspelled Crystal...

Hikaru: Should be a person *named* Sailor Moon...

We talk to the twins. They hide when we say Sailor Moon. I didn't
know it but the aliens have love-hate. Some of them hate her,

Lurker: They have love-hate? What's that, some kind of Chinese Amazon
disease?

Hikaru: <shrug> Y'got me...

Lurker: Oh, and again: verb tenses.

other love her. In all of 37 hours [1], 2435 days a year. I never
heard any. One of the other aliens, a guy from Fagalino Galaxy

Hikaru: <pales> Lurker-kun...you're not gonna...

Lurker: <shakes head> It's not *worth* it.

tell me to check one of computers on Mysterious Aliens.
And look up SM. 

I did....and the follow file was on it.

Lurker: The Kama Sutra!

Hikaru: Huh?

Lurker: Well, they said to look up S&M....

Hikaru: Lurker no HENTAI! <*bash*>

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>From Mysterious Aliens 

Lurker: Mysterious Aliens. We specialize in abduction, vivisection,
and Elvis impersonation.

Name: Sailor Moon
Real Name: Unknown. Appears to be in teenage years of age of
Earth kind. Claims to fighting. Some of agents in the Men In

Hikaru: "Claims to fighting"!? 

Lurker: I don't even *want* to know...

Black called them the Women In White fighting against slum
from universe. Some of the villains come from the Nega-Verse.

Lurker: "slum from universe"?

Hikaru: How do you fight part of a town?

Lurker: Uhhh....crash a starship into it?

Expect about 2 of them. 

Lurker: Expect 2 enemies from the Negaverse? Expect them to do what,
form a rock group?

Enemies: (mostly from Hot Sheets [2]) Two many to list. We own

Lurker: Two is many to list? Must be incredibly long names...

get a hour or two. Some of the slum were from the future. Or have

Lurker: Ah, the seedy part of a starbase...

left. I think Z [3] should keep a better on the Tokyo Agents)

Hikaru: Maybe he should keep a worse on them instead.

(D [4] should have keep on typing or get a eraserized - J)
(J should have not watch Eraser - E)
(Why don't have to put on with these two - Z)

Lurker: (Why don't we have to put on with this one -L)

Hikaru: (Why don't I have to put on with this him -H)

<both bust out laughing>

We arrived at the Tokyo airport with no trouble at alien. We

Lurker: They went to alien?

Hikaru: No, alien came to them.

Lurker: Ah, I see.

stake out and a famous center of park. A unknown alien. We were

Lurker: Stake out *what* and a famous center of park? And *what*
park?

about to arrest it in the name of the Men In Black. When all of
us, here a voice.

Hikaru: No, there a voice.

Lurker: Here a voice, there a voice, everywhere a voice voice....

It say "Who dares. I'm champion of love and justice. And in the
Name of the Moon. I will punish you." The alien just laugh and
attack. Moon say one more thing after a while, some like this....
"Moon Silver Therapy Kiss."

Lurker: Ah, must be some more NA "changes" this author has made.

Hikaru: Yep.

The monster then melt and Sailor Moon flashes a grinning smile on
her face. 

Lurker: How do you flash a grinning smile?

Hikaru: Very carefully?

We check on what was left. Nothing, no eye, no nose, no ears, no
each a piece of citizen. I saw some on Moon. 

Hikaru: Ewww, she had each a piece of citizen on her!

Lurker: Calm down, it's just a little piece...

We head wear to Tokyo keep it's records of pictures. We find a
person name Serena Usagi Tsukino. It's like Sailor Moon's own
hair-do.

Lurker: Her name is like Sailor Moon's hairdo?

We find Serena at home with her parents. After a while, we were
talk her about Serena. But she didn't feel like talking. After a

Lurker: Uhhh, why do they want to talk to Serena about Serena? 

while, J decide on see what's she up it. But the shade was up.

Hikaru: ...

Lurker: ..................

J muttered something about beening cleaver. We watch her. 

Lurker, Hikaru: !?

We saw friends in picture of Moon that look like friends of
Serena. We make the blue hair...almost meeting as Mercury. 

Hikaru: They made blue hair that almost met Mercury?

Lurker: Must have been some really weird hair...

Lita, was Jutiper, when they were walking out of mall. Mars was

Lurker: Lita was Jupiter?

Hikaru: No, she was Jutiper.

Lurker: Ah, I see. And they were walking out of the mall like that?

Hikaru: I guess they were making a public appearance?

Raye, she has brown hair and hates Serena likes Mars hate Moon.

Lurker: Since *when* does Rei have brown hair?

Venus was note heading my own agent in the UK. We look up her own

Lurker: Note-heading?

Hikaru: Heading notes?

Both: FOOTING NOTES!!

Hikaru: ...this review is getting silly.

Lurker: <shrugs> Hey, the way I see it, this review has more of a
plot than this fic.

Hikaru: True...^_^

files. It was slimmilar to Moon. We think Mina is V/Venus. It's

Lurker: Slimmilar?

Hikaru: Diet plan, maybe?

was rumor to a crazy city with plans to drestory other planet. 

Lurker: Should we even bother with that last sentence?

Hikaru: I think it speaks for itself.

Lurker: Yeah. It definitely makes a statement: "Help! The person who
wrote me needs an English textbook!"

Hikaru: <giggle>

When a old man exit with young man on a shopping trip. We enter
the temple and heard them taking about some one here. The exit
the room and turn to see us. 

Lurker: When did they get to the temple?

We give a lot of crystral, but we find out the Serena was Sailor

Hikaru: They give a lot of what?

Moon. She come here before the MIB was formed. You seen long
time...the Moon was had a Queen by the name of Serenity. Normal

Lurker: The Moon can't "was had" something. Neither can anything
else.

Hikaru: Anou...how could Sailor Moon have come there before the MIB
was formed? Wasn't the MIB formed in the sixties? 

Lurker: I believe so...

humans were thought this might been funny..but when her leader
has the same name as villain on American TV [5]. It's was no. The
Moon and the Universe until the arrive of the villain Queen Beryl
and the Nega-Shadow. Which killed them. They were reborn as
humans...and be doing that like that...but than Luna come in her
live and help her stop many villains. 

Lurker: I count at least 17 errors in that last paragraph.

Hikaru: That's just sad...

After a long chat about villains from Beryl to Aunt Stara [6] and
hench-man from Jadite to Sailor Gold. We tell her about the alien
and we ask the Crystral. If it's was for my kick. She would have
turn me into bloody mess. Raye kick me down. After a while, we
were ask a lot of question in a turn about. We turn him about
name. We told them it's was Topaz.

Hikaru: I don't get it.

Lurker: I don't think anyone else does either.

We learn that Topaz was the latest trouble. Rumors has it that
she was Moonian herself. She was smart as magic as well as

Lurker: Smart as magic? 

Hikaru: How smart is magic?

Lurker: Smarter than this author, I'd wager...

"Don't tell NO ONE about us"
"OK! If you don't tell NO ONE about us, too."
"DEAL"
"OK!"

Lurker: So then, they went and told No One about them...

Hikaru: <snicker>

We waited as Topaz appear for the Crystral. She was getting
nervously. Topaz hears the famous villain. As the Scouts

Lurker: I thought Topaz *was* the famous villain...how can she hear
the famous villain?

fighting, we corned, Topaz. 

Lurker: Corned her?

Hikaru: That makes no sense.

Lurker: I ear ya.

Hikaru: <groan>

She tosses up on the roof. J takes out a 34.31 Meaya. It tossed a
rope-net on it. Moon say something and repeat his
attack........she was dusted. 

Lurker: Moon was dusted?

Hikaru: I hope not...

Moon left with her twin. We left to the airport. 

Lurker: Err, what twin?

Hikaru: Good question.

<skip footnotes>

Lurker: Well...

Hikaru: Well?

Lurker: At least there's no errors in the title...

Hikaru: True...

Lurker: Aside from that...

Hikaru: Aside from that...?

Lurker: Aside from that, this guy *seriously* needs to find a grammar
textbook, and at least one dictionary, before he tries to write a
fanfic again. 

Hikaru: <nods> Yes, that would be a good idea.

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