Ranma 1/2
Altered Destinies: A scary thought
What's happened so far: Kasumi Tendo and Ranma
Saotome were switched at an early age and raised by the other's
parents. Now Kasumi is cursed to change to a man and has just
recently returned to Nerima with Genma after a training trip in
China. She is now engaged to Ranma, who isn't pleased, has
attracted Kuno's attention, and isn't pleased, and has to deal with
a very upset Ukyo who turns into a wolf (which is often mistaken
for a dog) and guess who's fault that is. Then there's the matters
of Ranma taking Ukyo-wolf (otherwise known as Ryouko) as a
pet and Akane taking C-chan, a pink furred cat who has just
recently regained her memory, as a pet. Of course there are other
problems as well, like a certain group of costumed young super
powered heroines taking an interest in the events at Nerima,
Kodachi taking an interest in Kasumi-kun, Ms. Hinako arriving
as Kasumi's assistant and Kasumi is stuck as a man due to the
cat tongue point. Ukyo, who has recently met Azusa, and is now
suffering from a serious case of pink hair, has vowed to keep
Kasumi trapped as a man. I should mention that Kasumi is
married to Shampoo. Most recently Kasumi managed to squeak
out of yet another embarrassing position, much to the chagrin of
Ukyo.
%Chapter 14
Makoto Kino paced nervously in the hallway, waiting for
her new teacher and suspected Youma. Ami's sensors had not
been able to identify the method of energy drain. However, it had
clearly shown the amount of energy involved to be less than what
had been drawn by the Youmas they had encountered early in
their careers as Sailor Senshi. So, at her current level of power
Mako should be easily able to deal with it. That is what she had
told the others, and what she had believed at the time. Now,
waiting was giving her a chance to worry. She was so far away
from any help. What if the Youma had been holding back?
Forget that they never had before. What if this one had used only
a fraction of it's power? She had made such an issue of her
ability to handle this on her own...
"Miss Kino?"
Mako started as a masculine voice interrupted her circular
train of thought. Looking up, and then further up, she stared into
a pair of beautiful brown eyes.
"Miss Kino??"
Mako blinked, and realized she had been staring for
several seconds. "Yes, that's me. I'm sorry, I'm afraid my mind
was on something else." All the while she was talking she was
drowning in those eyes. They seemed to focus on her, and her
alone. They seemed to say, you are the most important person
here to me. Of course she was the only person here, but that was
the impression they gave.
"Miss Kino?"
Mako blushed, as she realized that she had drifted off
again. "I'm so sorry, I'm waiting for my new teacher. The vice-
principle said she would be along to take me to my new class."
The brown eyed man grimaced. "I'm afraid he forgot
again. My cousin is off for a little while. I'm taking over for her
until she's back. I'm Mr. Tendo."
"Not here? But, she has to be." Mako blurted out. Then
blushed as she realized how she sounded. "I'm sorry, I'm sure
your a very good teacher. It's just that my counselor had so much
good to say about your... cousin? She's your cousin?!" Mako
stared at him in surprise. He was related to the Youma. That
was terrible. Before her brain got in gear she blurted out. "Are
you sure she's your cousin?" Her brain caught up with her
mouth, and she blushed even deeper than she already was. "I'm
sorry," she repeated for what seemed the millionth time. "Of
course you're sure she's your cousin."
She was so caught up in her own gaff that she did not
notice his discomfort at her direct question, or his relief when she
answered it herself, as if he were glad to not have to tell a lie.
"It's understandable for you to be nervous Miss Kino."
He said in a warm gentle voice. "I know how hard it is to be
uprooted and have to leave familiar friends and family. I'm sure
you'll soon make new friends here. I hear you are staying with
Mr. Hiro until you find a place of your own. I hope you can find
a nice family to board with. It must be very hard to be on your
own."
"I'm used to it," Mako answered. "I've been on my own
since my parents died two years ago."
His eyes softened even more. "I'm so very sorry." He
said, and Mako sensed that he actually was, and was not simply
mouthing the expected words.
This man could not possible be related to a Youma. It
must have replaced his cousin, like the Youma that had taken
Naru's mother's place. Or, maybe it hypnotized him and the
other people involved like Chibi-Usa had Usagi's parents when
she had first come to the past.
"Thank you," Mako said. "I'm over it now." She lied.
He looked at her with those gentle eyes, and she knew he felt her
concealed pain, but he merely said:
"Why don't we go to class now." He started walking
down the hall, and she hurried to catch up. She could not help
sneaking glances out of the corner of her eye at his profile. I
wonder if he has a girl friend, she thought. He's not that much
older than me, and he was even tall enough for her to gaze up
into his eyes when they embraced.
Teachers were forbidden to date students, but as soon as
she dusted this Youma she would no longer be his student. Mind
filled with happy thoughts she walked down the halls toward
their destination.
The walk proved to be all too short. Mako had just been
about to accept his proposal when her daydream was interrupted.
"Miss Kino?"
Mako came back to the ordinary school hallway. It
seemed dim and dingy after the bright images in her imagination.
"Sorry?" She said, then blushed at the image she was projecting.
He must think her a perfect fool.
"We're here. Ready to meet your new classmates?" He
asked with a bright smile.
Mako waited for him to open the door, and then realized
that the question had not been rhetorical. He was offering to let
her set her own pace. Once again she told herself this man could
not possible be a Youma or a Youma sympathizer. "Yes, I'm
ready." She answered his question.
He smiled at her and opened the door with a flourish.
Noise crashed out from the inside, and Mako realized that the
door was very thick, and apparently soundproofed.
"I Kuno Tatewaki demand an answer!! Where is the foul
sorcerer hiding?"
"Delinquent, I told you to return to your seat." Mako
stood on her tiptoes and peered over her new teacher's shoulder.
A tall handsome youth was standing in the middle of the
classroom. He could have been any male student, except for the
bokken he was waving around. He was apparently directing his
words at a... twelve year old. Mako blinked and looked again.
The girl was either flat chested to the extreme, as well as being
excessively short, or she was indeed pre-teen. That was only the
start of the bizarre events.
A dog's bark drew her attention to the back of the room.
There, a black and white dog was voicing it's disapproval of the
Bokken waver's actions. A dog, Mako thought in confusion, in
the classroom? Maybe it's a seeing eye dog, she thought,
thinking back to night before when she had seen a special on
them, and the way they were used in America. No, that was not
it. The boy who was sitting beside the dog, and was obviously
her master, did not look handicapped at all. Indeed he looked
most handy indeed. If Mako had not already been committed to a
relationship she would have most definitely been interested.
Suddenly a bright light brought her attention back to the
front of the room. She stared in shock as the handsome Bokken
waver suddenly shriveled, and the apparent 12 year old suddenly
grew in size and dimensions.
"Youma," Mako hissed under her breath. Then, she
whirled and raced down the hall and around the corner. Less
than a minute later the pretty sailor soldier, Sailor Jupiter, came
back around the corner, and nearly ran down Mr. Tendo. She
stopped just in time, and moved to the side in order to go around
him. She had a Youma to dust. Then all thought of the Youma
fled her mind.
"Miss Kino?!" This time there was no polite inquiry in
his voice. This time it was an order to explain herself. Jupiter
was in no condition to offer any explanation. She stared at him in
shock. All she could think of was, he can see me. He can see
who I really am. She stared at him is stupefaction. He waited a
minute for her to reply, all the while looking up and down the
hallway. Finally he seemed to lose patience. He grabbed her by
the arm and pulled her around the corner she had just come
around.
He continued to pull her down the hallway a short way
before stopping in front of a girls' washroom. "For heavens sake
Miss Kino, your file said you had a hero complex, but I never
imagined anything like this. I know the Sailor Senshi are very
great heros, but this is no way to honor them. I'm sure they
would be shocked if they knew you were disguising yourself as...
Sailor Jupiter is it?"
Jupiter could only nod, still too shocked at his effortlessly
piercing a disguise that had held under scrutiny from some of the
strongest of their many foes.
He drew a breath and calmed down. Then, he spoke in a
rush. "I'm sorry, it's partially my fault. I should have explained
the situation to you before I brought you here. The young girl you
saw in the class room is my assistant, Miss Hinako. She is a
master of a Ki technique that allows her to drain the battle aura of
unruly students. A side effect of the training she underwent is
that she appears to be a child when uncharged. When she drains
energy she stores the extra by altering her form to the older
appearance you saw. It caused no harm to the student affected,
they are merely lethargic for a short time afterwards. I try to keep
peace with out resorting to her talent, but the nature of the class
means that she has to use it on occasion." He finished his
hurried explanation, and took a deep breath, then continued more
slowly. "So you see, there is no need to rescue Mr. Kuno. He
will be his old declaiming self in no time." He directed a
pleading look at her. "Please give us a chance. Don't let my
error spoil your first day." He looked at her with those gentle
eyes and she could not doubt his sincerity.
He opened the door to the washroom and started to lead
her inside, then he seemed to catch himself, he stepped back and
motioned her to go in. "Please, I don't want to be harsh, but I
must ask you to change back to your school uniform. We are
fairly liberal on some matters, but I really think it would be best
if you did not attend your first day at school as Sailor Jupiter."
Mako was mortified. His tone was one of an adult gently
guiding a child who was making a fool of itself. He thinks I'm
crazy, she thought to herself. She was confused as well. He had
seen through the masking effect so completely that he did not
even seem to be aware it was there. Was he an innocent with a
talent, or was he an evil general who was playing a deeper game.
Jupiter could _not_ believe he was evil. She decided to trust her
feelings. "I'll be right out," she said, and went into the
bathroom. Inside she transformed back into her student uniform
and after waiting for what seem a sufficient length of time, went
back out. What a way to start things off, Mako thought with a
sigh.
"Hello class, I would like you all to welcome Miss
Makoto Kino who will be a new member of our class."
As Mr Tendo introduced her, Mako looked over her new
class mates from where she stood beside him. She was relieved
to see that the bokken wielding student seemed to be fine. He
was a little thin looking, but other than that healthy. As well, the
attitude of the other students seemed to bear out Mr Tendo's
assertion that this was normal. They were ignoring the drained
student and were instead looking at her with curiosity. Some of
the boys with appreciation, and some of the girls with calculating
looks. Mako was used to that. She was well aware of her
attractiveness. She returned some of the appreciative looks, and
smiled a friendly smile at the girls. She was no threat to them,
not unless they tried to stake a claim on Mr. Tendo.
"Miss Kino?"
"Huh, oh, sorry, please excuse me." Mako had let her
mind wander yet again.
Mr. Tendo merely smiled at her, but she noticed his smile
was showing a bit of strain that had not been there earlier. She
decided that she had better start paying closer attention.
"As I was saying Miss Kino, you may take the seat
between Miss Kuonji and Miss Tendo." He gestured towards the
back of the room at an empty desk between two other girls. One
of them had her brown hair cut short and square across the back,
and had an expression of complete indifference on her face. She
did not seem to be paying any attention to what was going on in
the class. Instead she was looking across the room, apparently
out the window. She did not even glance Mr. Tendo's way when
he mentioned her name. The other girl was an attractive girl a
little shorter then Mako. Mako could not see how she had styled
her hair, as she was wearing a baggy hat of some type. Mako
could see what Mr. Tendo had meant about being liberal about
some things. She saw just how liberal when she spied another
student, this one male, with the arms of his shirt ripped off, his
hair unkept, and with a generally annoyed expression on his face.
After a quick shake of her head she started to make her way
down the aisle to her new desk. Suddenly she stopped as a
thought occurred to her. If Miss Hinako was draining energy,
that meant she was what Ami had sensed. If that was the case...
Her eyes widened. If that was the case she would not be leaving
in a few days as she had planed. Oh my god, she thought. I'm
stuck here for the rest of the semester.
"Miss Kino?"
"Ah, sorry," Mako repeat yet again, and quickly rushed
the remaining distance to her seat. She smiled as best she could
to those still watching her, then tried to concentrate on class.
"Oh Mako, we're so sorry." Usagi said over the
communicator. Mako nodded, and sighed as she glanced down
at her untouched lunch. "Are you absolutely sure?"
"Fairly sure." Mako answered. "No one seems in the
least surprised by her ability, and that student did recover
completely. If she is a Youma, she's a real weird one."
Usagi was about to reply when Ami's voice cut her off
from the side. "Unfortunately these latest readings, and Mako's
description bare out the explanation the teacher gave her. The
odds are exceedingly low that she is a Youma."
Usagi somberly nodded to the unseen Ami and turned
back to look at Mako. "Well, don't worry Mako, we'll think of
something."
"Actually, I was thinking, we still don't know what's up
with that cat or that house, and there's something else too. My
teacher, he saw right through my disguise and didn't even seem
to notice. He... ah, actually thought I was just suffering from an
extreme form of hero worship and was dressed up as my favorite
Senshi."
Usagi looked momentarily surprised, then a wide smile
broke out on her face and she fell over laughing. "Usagi!"
Minako said from the side, but the laughing girl could not bring
herself to stop, not that she gave any indication of trying overly
hard to do so. Mako blushed once again at the reminder of how
foolish she had looked, then perked up when Minako took over
the transmission. "She'll calm down in a second, but, did I hear
you right? He knows who you really are?"
"Nono, he thinks I just dress up as Sailor Jupiter." Mako
corrected, blushing even deeper
Minako blinked then broke into a short burst of giggles
herself, but quickly gained back her control. "Sorry, sorry, yeah,
that is weird, awfully embarrassing too I bet." Minako broke
into another short fit of giggles. "Sorry, sorry. That is really
strange. No one has ever been able to do that, not even one of
us."
Mako nodded. "That's why I was thinking that maybe
this won't be too bad after all. I really should check this out, and
that other place too. This may not be a Youma threat, but we
should find out what is really going on."
"I agree." Ami said, stepping into view. "Under the
circumstances it would seem the wisest course of action. Are you
going to be okay though? I don't believe you planned for an
extended stay."
"I'll manage, don't worry. Tell you what, let's meet after
school at Rei's and we can discuss everything in person."
"Right, we'll be there." Minako replied, then looked off
to the side. "Assuming Usagi the hyena here gets a hold of
herself. See you then."
Mako signed off then sighed once more. At least this trip
wouldn't be a total loss, but being stuck here wasn't exactly a
promising prospect. She looked off across the field to where a
number of other students were gathered. She was looking at a
long stay. Being anti-social would make it that much more
difficult, so she decided to get up and see if she could get to know
a few of her new classmates.
She was about half way across the field when one student
she recognized from class came rushing her way. It was a girl,
rather ordinary looking save for the cameras and tape recorder
she carried around with her. Actually, Mako had been
wondering what someone so innocuous was doing in the class.
Perhaps now she could find out. The girl came to a halt in front
of her and immediately started introductions.
"Hey, you're Makoto, right? My name's Kitsune
Maruda, nice to meet you." The girl said, offering her hand.
"Oh, sure, you too." Mako replied, and gingerly took the
girl's hand after a moment of surprise at the gesture.
After a vigorous handshake, the girl smiled broadly at
her. "I'm just trying to get to know everyone. So, I believe
you're here for unnecessary roughness, am I right?"
"Sort of."
"Ah, don't worry about, so is half the class. Hey, since
you missed the first day, why don't I give you the run down."
"Sure," Mako replied with some enthusiasm. This was
just what she needed.
Maruda lead her off to the side and started to point out
various groups and single students. She dismissed the bulk of
the students right off the bat. "Those are mostly nobodies, just
regular everyday students," she said. "Most of the interesting
people are in our class. That one over there," Maruda pointed out
the boy who had been drained earlier. "He's Tatewaki Kuno,
head of the school's kendo club. He's a real blowhard, just can't
seem to keep his mouth shut. I've only been here since yesterday,
and I've already seen Miss Hinako drain him four times."
"Man that's weird," she said in an aside. "I think she
must be some sort of government project. I'm checking my
sources."
She went back to her introductions. "The kid next to him
Ranma Saotome. He's supposedly the best martial artist around
these parts. I'm still looking into that. Those two are good
friends apparently. That girl over there, she's Sakura. I haven't
seen much from her, but from what I have managed to find out, it
looks to me like she'll give Ranma a good run for his money in
the martial arts. Actually, that's one of the odd things about this
class. Did you know that almost half the class are martial artists,
and we're not just talking Karate here. Matter of fact, I think
Kuno's style is about the only normal one around. All the others
are some really strange ones, like that kid's. He's the master of
Indiscriminate Martial Arts Graffiti."
Mako looked at the boy Kitsune was pointing at, and sure
enough he was presently engaged in making a mural on the side
of the building at a lightning pace.
"Say, are you a martial artist?" Kitsune suddenly asked.
"Well, I know a few moves. Nothing unusual though."
Mako answered, still watching the artist at work.
Kitsune eyed Mako suspiciously for a moment, then
continued on with the tour. "Anyway, where was I, oh yeah.
That one over there is Nabiki Tendo. She's obviously our
teacher's cousin. Stay well clear though if you want to keep your
money. She's the best con-artist in town, maybe the whole
country. She may have some organized crime connections so
don't go getting her mad at you. You'd probably regret it."
Mako looked down at Kitsune skeptically. "Organized
crime?! Come on."
"Okay, I'm not sure, but I've heard some rumors... Oh
yeah, I haven't worked it out yet, but she's got some problem
with the teach."
"Really? Yeah, I did notice she kept trying not to look at
him."
"Exactly. I got a couple theories... but they're still in the
preliminaries. That girl there is her sister Akane. She's another
martial artist, same school as Ranma I hear. Matter of fact, up
till recently the two were engaged, but it was suddenly called off
when her other sister Kasumi came back. You heard about her
right? She was supposed to be our teacher, but she's off sick or
something. You know, isn't that odd. I mean, they're a martial
arts family, but they just happen to have two teachers in the
family, both the same age. Kind of weird if you ask me."
"Yeah," Mako agreed. Maybe this wasn't so simple after
all... Nah, that was silly.
"Anyway..." Kitsune said and continued on.
A short distance away Kaneda was standing with Ms.
Hinako observing the various students. "Do you get the
impression that some of those reports were a little down played?"
Hinako asked as she watch a boy, a large sledge hammer in
hand, yelling out that he would strike all his foes down with his
thunder.
"A few, yes." Kaneda answered with a nod, then scanned
the rest the crowd. Other than the one boy, it was peaceful for the
moment. It looked about right to get some lunch. Unfortunately,
both Akane and Ranma had already had theirs and were now
busy with their friends. Kaneda had been too busy to join them.
"It's seems quiet for now. Why don't we take one last look
around then meet in the cafeteria for lunch."
"Sure." His assistant reply and merrily skipped off.
Kaneda headed off in the opposite direction. He didn't
get too far before he noticed Mako talking with Kitsune. Oh
dear, that's the last thing that girl needs, he thought then headed
over.
Kitsune caught sight of him and spoke quickly to Mako.
"I got to get going. I'll chat with you later. Oh yeah..." Kitsune
leaned in close to Mako and said in a very quiet voice, "be
careful huh. Keep your eyes and ears open... and don't trust
anybody."
Mako blinked in surprise at the odd warning, but before
she could ask for some clarification Kitsune rushed off. She
watched her go, then turned to look right into Kaneda's eyes with
a strangely familiar look.
"Miss Kino?"
"Hmm, yes?" She said, still with that odd look on her
face.
"Are you getting along well?"
Mako shook herself, and blushed. "I'm sorry, yes I'm
getting along fine."
"I see you were talking with Kitsune. I hope she hasn't
been filling your mind with her little theories."
"Theories?"
"Well, she's a bit suspicious of everything. Don't worry
though. Just keep that in mind while talking with her. Her
theories can get a little... wild."
"I noticed," Mako said. He nodded and began to walk off
to continue his inspection of the area. Without much thought
Makoto rushed back to his side. "Have you had lunch yet?"
"No, actually, I haven't. I was just about to."
"Mind if I join you then?" Mako asked eagerly.
Kaneda looked down at Makoto, detecting that something
was amiss here. That look on her face was awfully familiar. Had
Kaneda thought about it a little longer he would have remember
it was the very same look Kodachi had given him when he
stopped her from falling the other day. However, he dismissed it
as just a girl looking for some friendly company. "I usually have
lunch with my sister anyway so that shouldn't be a problem."
"Great! Let's... sister? Does your-"
"Oh, sorry, I meant Kasumi's sister of course." Kaneda
quickly corrected, and scolded himself for the slip. Makoto
looked at Kaneda for a moment then seemed to accept the fix.
The two finished the look over the area then headed for the
cafeteria where they met with Ms. Hinako. After getting their
meals, they took an open table near the windows. All started into
their lunches, Kaneda keeping a watchful eye on those students
gathered from his class, Makoto keeping a loving eye on Kaneda,
and Ms. Hinako just gobbling down her food.
Mako let out a barely audible sigh as she watched the
latest love of her life. Too bad he was the teacher. Hey, he's not
the teacher, not normally anyway, Mako thought. "How long is
your cousin going to be out for?"
Kaneda's calm disappeared at the question, and he cast a
nervous glance Ms. Hinako's way. "Ummm, well, she's... really
having... some troubles right now. We're not too sure when
she'll be back."
"Oh," Mako almost moaned in disappointment. That
would put a real crimp in things. "That's too bad. I guess that
means you'll be running the class for a while, huh?"
"Yes."
"It's really fortunate that you're a teacher too."
"Oh, it's really nothing. It's not as hard as many make it
out to be. Besides, I'm just a home-room teacher and physical
education instructor... Well, that is to say my cousin was the
home-room teacher and physical education instructor. Neither
her or I would normally be qualified to be a home-room teacher,
but as you know, this class is an experiment. Miss Hinako," here
Kaneda nodded at her assistant, who ignored her in favor of the
bowl of ice cream in front of her, "is actually much more fully
qualified then I am in that regards. She has her teaching
certificates. I don't have any at all. I just happened to be in the
right place at the right time. Fortunately, the only real teaching I
have to do is the physical education, and I am qualified for that."
Kaneda rather diplomatically did not mention that his real job
was to keep a tight rein on Mako and the other students so the
real teachers could do their jobs.
"Yeah, but I heard she's real good at keeping the peace.
Actually, my councilor said she was the best they've ever seen."
"Oh, I guess she's fairly good at what she does. I
couldn't really say." Kaneda replied, caught between his
inherent modesty and the need to be positive towards his
`cousin'.
"What's she like?"
Kaneda grimaced at that question. "Kasumi... she's...
ah... well... about my age, and she's a martial artist, like me, and
ah..."
Mako's interested peaked at the mention of martial arts.
Kitsune had mentioned that most the class were martial artists.
Of course, it was probably just coincidence, but you never knew.
Besides, that meant they had a common interest. "Martial artist!
Hey, I know a bit of martial arts. What style do you use? Where
do you train?"
"My cousin and I use the Saotome school of Anything
Goes Martial Arts. We mostly trained on the road. I did train in
a few other styles though." Kaneda answered then regretted it
slightly. If Makoto pried much further he might be caught. Time
to turn this around. "And you?"
"Oh, we're... I'm mostly self taught. I've taken a few
classes here and there in various styles, but I was never that
serious. Actually, Rei, she's a friend of mine, is more into formal
martial arts than me."
"Perhaps you should consider further training, if only to
learn some discipline."
Mako blushed for yet another time. "I guess I do get
carried away sometimes, but I haven't hurt anybody who didn't
deserve it."
Ms. Hinako, who had finished her lunch and had been
watching the exchange with an odd fascination finally spoke up.
"It's your instructors's duty to deal with delinquents Miss Kino.
You'll have to learn that. Your records are fairly clean, but there
have been more than a few incidents."
"Yeah, well... those were mostly misunderstandings. I
mean, they didn't see what started those fights. I don't go around
bullying people, if that's what you mean."
"No Miss Kino, of course not." Kaneda jumped in to say.
"If anything, perhaps you are a bit too eager to be the hero."
Kaneda paused for a moment, remembering the earlier incident.
"Sometimes discretion is better than force."
"I guess maybe you're right. I'll try to be more...
reserved." Ms. Hinako nodded in acceptance then headed off to
continue her lunch hour rounds. Mako took a long sip of her
drink to calm her nerves. This was too embarrassing. She was
being admonished by a pre-teen and Mr. Tendo. "Mr. Tendo, I
really will-"
"Please, call me Kaneda. I'm not used to this Mr. Tendo
stuff. No too long ago I was the one in your position." Mako
repeated the name softly, admiring the sound it made until he
spoke again. "Don't worry about Ms. Hinako. She's can be a
little harsh sometimes. I'm sure you'll do your best. So, what's
your goal in life?"
"Goal?! Oh, well ah..." Mako drifted into deep thought.
To help lead the Earth into a new utopia... True enough, that was
her future, but she'd humiliated herself too much already today.
Something a little more conservative... "I planned on opening a
restaurant of my own someday. I'm a real good cook you know.
Maybe I could... make you something sometime?"
"Perhaps. A restaurant hmm... I've worked in few
restaurants. It can be rather diverting."
"Oh I just love cooking. That's why I'm so good.
Actually, if I had the money I'd open a restaurant right now, but I
don't. Besides, I'm a good cook, but I've never run a business
before. I'd probably bungle it."
"Running a business can be difficult, but it doesn't take a
genius. I'm sure you'd learn."
Mako smiled. "Thanks. I guess you already have your
life planned out."
"Not... really. I could go on teaching, but I don't know.
I've spent most my life in training. I don't even really know why
anymore. I suppose it's useful sometimes, but I don't know if I'll
be able to make a living around it." Kaneda looked down at the
table top, deep in thought. "So much in my life is crazy right
now. I don't know if I'll even be able to choose what I do."
Kaneda looked up and suddenly realized he'd been talking to
Makoto as if she were a confidant instead of a student. She had a
very sad and sympathetic look on her face, but he hadn't wished
to unload his problems on her.
"Maybe if you're life is real crazy right now you should
try and get away from it for a while." Mako offered.
"I wish I could, but I have too many responsibilities. It's
really nothing you should worry about."
Mako pushed on though. This was a great opportunity to
get close to him. She couldn't just let it go away. "Maybe you
just need a change in scenery, like a vacation, or better yet a new
home." After saying it Mako wanted to slap herself. She'd just
told him to move away. Even worse, the suggestion seemed to
have interested Kaneda.
He thought for a moment. Getting out of the dojo would
at least lessen some of his problems. No dealing with that
dratted... fur ball. She wouldn't have to worry about Ukyo.
Being discovered by Nodoka in yet another compromising
position was far less likely. It did seem like a nice option. It
would have to be a some place close by.
Kaneda began to dismiss the thought. That was just too
drastic. He couldn't run away from his problems. Just as he
thought this, his tactical sense said, who's running? You just
need a breather. A couple weeks, maybe a month, then you'd
come back and be rested up. Trying to face off against everything
all at once is suicide. Cut your load and deal with it a bit at a
time.
Sensible enough. Maybe that is all he needed, some
space to breathe. He could come back after a short time. It
wouldn't be permanent. Now, where was the question.
Something immediately popped to mind. "Mr. Hiro has that
restaurant..." He said softly to himself.
"Mr. Hiro has a restaurant?" Mako asked excitedly. "I
didn't know that."
Kaneda looked at Makoto in momentary shock. He had
forgot once again that she was there. "Yes, actually he does. It
belonged to his uncle. He's actually trying to sell it at the
moment."
"Really... Is it nearby?" Mako asked, somewhat nervous.
"Oh, yes, it's by the market place, only a few blocks from
here."
Mako breathed a sigh of relief. You nearly messed that
one up, she thought. "You thinking of buying it?"
"Oh, nono, I don't have enough money. He was however
needing someone to look over the place until he can find a
buyer."
"Well, that's perfect!" It was indeed. If she played her
cards right, she just might have found herself a place to stay too.
"Yes, maybe it is. Thank you Miss Kino. I think I shall
take your advice after all."
Mako beamed, until the loud cry of, "RAPE," rang out
from across the room. Both spun, Mako in shock, Mr. Tendo in
readiness. The sight that greeted their eyes caused them to relax,
and to watch in fascination, as a girl, only slightly taller than
Ms. Hinako, and no more imposing, started using everything
within reach to attack that poor unfortunate boy with the dog.
Kaneda sighed and rushed over to break up the assault. Mako
shook her head in bewilderment as the boy protested his
innocence, while the girl continued to accuse the boy of
molesting her. The boy tried to demonstrate that he had only
nudged her, but the demonstrated caused the girl to launch into a
new attack, using a nearby table.
"This is an awfully bizarre place." Mako commented
then returned to her lunch.
Ryoga groaned in pain as he finally came to. Stupid girl,
he thought. He hadn't done anything to her. He rubbed a large
bump on the back of his head, and winced in pain. He'd be sure
to avoid her in the future. He opened his eyes and looked around
to find himself in the nurse's office with an ice-pack on his head.
Just as he began to get up his teacher walked in.
"I'm dearly sorry Ryoga. I hope you're not too badly
hurt." Kaneda said, then gently pushed Ryoga back down onto
the bed. "You really should rest."
"I'm fine, re-"
"No, I insist. You really shouldn't be moving right now."
Kaneda said, and Ryoga reluctantly complied. He'd suffered far
worse blows than this in his time, and really didn't feel like
laying about, but if the teacher insisted...
Sensing Ryoga's compliance, unwilling though it might
be, Kaneda released him, and walked over to a bowl of water to
wet a cloth down. "I am really sorry about that Ryoga. I realize
you didn't do anything. Kotori is just a little touchy, and tends to
over-react."
"No kidding." Ryoga mumbled. Kaneda walked back
over to him and began applying the cold, wet cloth to his
forehead. It did tend to relieve the throbbing in his skull. "Sir,
may I ask what happened to Kasumi?" He asked after a moment,
causing Kaneda to stop and look anxious.
"Kasumi... she... she... had some pressing concerns to
attend to." It was at least true, if misleading.
"She's all right, isn't she?" Ryoga asked in concern, and
started to get up once again only to be pushed back down.
"Please, you should lay down. She is just fine. I can
assure you of that." Kaneda relied quickly, allowing Ryoga to
relax. This is miserable, Kaneda thought as he continued
applying the cloth to Ryoga's head. I wish I could just tell him
the whole truth. Unfortunately I can't prove it, and the last thing
I need is to make him think I'm crazy. "She was looking forward
to seeing you again."
"She was?" Ryoga asked, again trying, and failing, to sit
up. "I was really sorry I missed her before she left. You see, I
got kind of delayed and-"
"She knows."
"She's not angry or-"
"Oh heavens no." Kaneda quickly answered.
A moment of silence pasted before Ryoga again spoke.
"When is she going to be back, if I may ask?"
"Uh... well, soon she hopes, but she can't be sure."
"Oh, umm, if she needs any help, I'd gladly-"
"I'm sure you would, but unfortunately she has to do this
on her own." Kaneda replied, letting some of his own feeling
slip into the statement, and gaining a slightly confused look from
Ryoga because of it. In fact, Kaneda did wish he could ask for
help. Right now he could really use it. But, how ever would he
explain. No, unfortunately this is how things had to remain.
Ryoga continued to examine his teacher. He had just got
the oddest impression off of him, but he couldn't tell what
exactly. As he lay back trying to solve this little quandary, he
started to noticed how nicely Mr. Tendo was treating him.
Actually, it was uneasily too nice coming from another man.
Ryoga got even more uneasy at this strangely caring attention he
was receiving, and decided it was time to get out here. With a
quick motion Ryoga rolled off the bed and to his feet.
"Mr. Tendo, I'm really feeling much better now, and I
really have to be going." He said, and dodged past his teacher
and out through the door before Kaneda could manage any
protest.
"He was in an awful rush." Kaneda said to himself, then
shrugged off the thought.
The rest of the school day passed. Five fights broke out,
two more drainings occurred and eight more raving speeches. It
was a relatively peaceful day, for Kaneda's class. Nabiki,
however, was still far from enjoying her experience. Stuck for
the rest of her foreseeable high school stay in a class headed by
Kasumi as a man... It was just too much. The only bright side to
this was that with the influx of new weirdos into the school her
business prospects were looking up.
As she thought this on her way out, one of her new
classmates rushed up to her side. Nabiki recognized her
immediately as Yotogi Shinja. There was basically two types of
people in this new class, those who were physical trouble
makers, and those who had more interesting methods. From her
scrawny build and pasty complexion, Yotogi had to be one of the
latter. What exactly she did Nabiki didn't know yet. Now was a
great time to find out.
"You're Nabiki right?" Yotogi asked, skipping
introductions. Nabiki nodded silently. "Great. I hear if I need
something and have the money you're the person to come to,
right?" Again Nabiki nodded. "Good, you see, I got some film I
want developed, and, well, my own facilities aren't set up yet.
I'm just boarding near here you see. Anyway, I need this done,
nice, discretely and with all hopes quickly. So, I was thinking
you-"
Nabiki nodded and cut in. "No problem. I have my own
little private set up. How many pictures you need?"
"Actually, several rolls. That okay?"
"Fine by me, but it's going to cost you."
"How much?"
Nabiki stopped in the hallway and pulled out her abacus.
She could use a calculator, but physically sliding the beads on an
abacus gave you a real feel for the numbers. "Development and
secrecy cost you 200 yen each shot usually. Since you're going
bulk I'll give you a wee discount at say... 3,000 yen a roll."
"3,000 yen..." The girl scowled and lowered her head to
consider, but not for long. "Sure thing. You have a deal."
Yotogi pulled out two handfuls of film and handed them to the
moderately surprised Nabiki. "Payment on delivery?"
"Right. 10 rolls, that's 30,000 yen. You can cover that?"
Nabiki asked skeptically.
"Don't worry, I got the money." She counted off several
bills, and handed them to Nabiki, "what say, half now, the other
half on delivery?" Nabiki nodded and took the money. "When
can you have them done by?"
"After school tomorrow, soon enough for you?"
"Great, thanks." Yotogi waved a quick goodbye and ran
off on her way.
Nabiki watched her go, then smiled. A good little haul,
and beyond that, these pictures would likely reveal just what the
little lady was up to that got her stuck here. Those two
distracting thoughts on her mind, Nabiki headed on home in a
much improved mood.
Some hours later Mako was on a little excursion. By her
side Artemis was doing little to hide his growing excitement
about where they were going. She had already met with the
others at the temple. It was a long trip there, one that she
certainly couldn't repeat very often, so she had better get used to
being on her own here. It had been decided that since Mako
prospects of getting out of the class were slim anyway, she might
as well do as she suggested and check out the other mysteries
around this area. Artemis offered to join her for the duration of
her stay, supposedly to help with the investigation, but more
likely to get closer to his lady friend. Matter of fact, they were
headed to the house with said cat in it at that very moment.
"This is the place Makoto." Artemis said at last and
jumped up onto the wall. "Maybe I should do some..." Artemis
trailed off as he eyed something. "On second thought, maybe I
should stick with you."
Mako jumped and grabbed the top of the wall. Pulling
herself up high enough to scan the yard, she looked to see what
had spooked the white cat. The huge pinkish dog she spotted
gave her a good clue as to Artemis' sudden change in heart.
"Yeah, you better. Say, this place is awfully big for a normal
residence. These people must have some serious money. Maybe
too much, if they go around getting their pet's hair done like that,
poor thing."
"Maybe, let's go around and see if we can get in more
directly."
Mako dropped back to the ground with Artemis. "And
just how am I supposed to explain why I need to get in?"
"We'll think of something, come on." The two rounded
the outer wall until they came up to the main gate.
Mako looked at the sign and then went wide eyed at what
it read. "Tendo school of Anything Goes Martial Arts! Hey, my
teacher is Kaneda Tendo, and he told me he knows this style.
This must be where he's living."
"Hmm, I somehow doubt that's a coincidence. There has
to be something really weird going on here."
"No joke. Hey, since I'm here anyway, he said I should
take some more martial art classes. This sounds like a dojo.
Maybe I can sign up here."
"Great idea! That'll be the perfect cover." Artemis said
quickly, then stopped to think a second. "I guess we better be on
our guard though. I really doubt this is a threat, but you never
know."
Mako nodded her reluctant agreement, and opened the
gate. The building inside looked innocent enough, and she didn't
get any weird vibes off the place. After a quick look over the
yard, and no obvious signs for further caution both entered and
began approaching the house. Mako reached the door and was
about to ring the bell when she caught two voices.
"But Kasumi, this really isn't necessary." A woman said.
"Auntie, it's not like it's permanent. I just need a little
space for a while," Kaneda responded.
Mako blinked in confusion. Why was this woman calling
Kaneda, Kasumi? No, wait a minute, maybe she just heard it
wrong. Yeah, that must be it.
Kaneda stopped near the other side of the door and
continued. "Mr. Hiro just needs someone to look over the place,
and maybe get it going so he can interest some buyers."
"You're going to run that restaurant by yourself?" The
woman asked.
"Not all by myself. I figured I could get some help.
Perhaps I can get Shampoo to help out."
"And that's another thing, why must she go with you?"
Kaneda began moving off. "Auntie, I can't just ignore
her."
"Of course I know that, but is it really wise to be living
alone with her?"
"I can take care of myself. I have been doing so for years.
I think we really need to get to know each other and maybe..."
The conversation faded as they walked away. Mako pulled back
from the door and stood thinking. Who was this Shampoo, and
did she hear that name right? Maybe he did have a girlfriend.
Artemis looked up at Mako and noticed the sudden
nervous look on her face. "What was that all about? Why are
you nervous?"
"Huh? Oh, nothing, just... That was my teacher."
"I thought you said his name was Kaneda?"
"I did. You heard Kasumi too?"
"Sure did. Probably just a slip of the tongue." Artemis
offered in explanation.
"Yeah, sure, that's probably it... or maybe... no, couldn't
be. I'm sure there's some logical explanation for it."
"Right," Artemis said with a nod, but his feeling that this
was nothing serious was diminishing quickly. "Now then,
perhaps you should ring the bell now."
Mako smiled in slight embarrassment, having realized
that she had just spent several minutes eavesdropping on her
teacher, and quickly rang the bell as suggested. A few seconds
later a girl Mako recognized as Akane from her class opened the
door.
"Oh, hello. Can I help you?" Akane asked.
"Umm, yeah, I was just coming by, you know, to see Mr.
Tendo, and I saw that you run, well not you but-"
"I know. I'll go get him. Wait here." Akane said then
headed off down the hall.
"You keep them busy. I'll look the place over." Artemis
said then started off for the stairs.
"Be careful." Mako warned, then stood waiting. Kaneda
soon came down the hall, smiling in his usual manner at Mako.
She nearly let a sigh escape her at the sight of the man headed her
way. "Hello Mr. Tendo."
"Makoto, it's nice to see you. You wanted to see me?"
"Oh yes, I... I was going to ah... I wanted to take some
classes here, that's it."
"That's sounds like a good idea. My father runs the dojo,
I'll go fetch him." Without thinking, already slipping into a by
now familiar daydream, Mako fell into step behind Kaneda as he
walked down the hall. He turned and looked at her briefly, then
continued on. "You should be fine here. Akane and Ranma both
train here."
"That's great. What about you?"
"Me... Actually I train with my uncle. He teaches a
similar style, but it is different. I do occasionally spar with
Ranma and Akane, but I don't attend many of the classes. That
doesn't bother you, does it? I could attend more often."
Mako looked at Kaneda in mild surprise. He's so nice,
she thought. No other teacher she knew would join a martial arts
class just to make a student more comfortable. He was so
perfect. She couldn't ask for anyone better. Now, if only she
could ask him out... Unfortunately he was the teacher.
Mako brightened with an idea. "Hey, is your cousin
Kasumi here? I'd really like to meet her."
Kaneda nearly jumped at the question. "Kasumi... well,
ah... she's... she's not here, no. I'm really sorry."
"Oh, that's okay. When will she be back?" Mako asked,
not noticing Kaneda's reaction.
"Ahh, umm... It may be a while. She's... out of town."
Mako nodded in acceptance of the answer, but Kaneda could
only force a smile. He really hated lying so blatantly to someone,
but to tell her the truth would be too confusing and hard to
accept. It was better this way.
They walked into the common room where Soun and
Genma were engaged in a game of shogi, and Nodoka was sitting
at the table with a smile on her face, but one that betrayed a little
sadness. Kaneda introduced Mako to Soun and then helped her
fill out a registration form.
Up stairs Artemis crept over to Akane's room. He had
checked all the other rooms on this floor, and so far nothing
seemed amiss. One room had much of its contents packed, but
Mako had mentioned that her teacher planned to move out for a
while. The other rooms seemed typical for ordinary humans.
Nothing indicated anything out of the ordinary. Perhaps it was
just coincidence.
Anyway, it was time to pay his old friend a visit. Using
some of his slightly enhanced lunar cat ability, Artemis leapt up
to the doorknob and opened the door a crack. He then landed and
pushed his way inside, to be quickly met with a pink flash. The
two cats tumbled back into the hallway until C-chan ended up on
top of Artemis, pinning him to the ground.
"Hey beautiful, it's me, Artemis. You remember me
right?" Artemis squeaked out in shock and fear. C-chan
examined him closely for a moment then let him loose. "Glad to
see you still have your spunk." He noted as he stood back up. C-
chan scanned the hallway for a second then, motioning for
Artemis to follow, headed into Akane's room.
"Nice place you have here. This girl taking good care of
you?" Artemis asked, but as expected gained nothing more than
a look from C-chan in response. He sat back and watched as she
leapt up to a shelf and pushed a large wooden board off it and
onto the bed. She then signalled him to join her.
Artemis momentarily remained paralyzed by nervousness.
Does she want me to... Nono, she probably just wants to show
me something, he thought with a mix of relief and
disappointment. He jumped up on the bed and looked at the
board, quickly realizing that it was a one of those spirit boards
children sometimes play with. C-chan then pointed out the
letters to say, `yes it is nice, and I'm just fine'.
"Hey, this is perfect. Now we can talk. Did you get your
memory back?"
`Yes,' C-chan responded, then paused a second to think.
`It is a long story. Have you been to Jusenkyo?'
"Hmh? What is that?"
`Never mind, too hard to explain.' She replied then
thought again for a moment. `How do you talk?'
Artemis started to reply then stopped and thought on the
question. "I don't really know, I just do. All lunar cats can."
`Could you teach me?'
Artemis paused to think. This would be awesome. He
would have the perfect excuse to see her everyday this way, and if
he succeeded, well, that would be even better. "I can certainly
try. You never know."
`Good.'
"Tell you what, I'll come by tomorrow, say about this
time, and we can start. I have to meet someone right now. That
okay?" C-chan nodded to Artemis' delight and he made off for
the door. "Great! I'll see you tomorrow then." Artemis said and
began to leave but C-chan meowed out to gain back his attention.
`Just stay clear of Kaneda. He is afraid of cats.'
"Oh, right, sure. I'll remember that. Bye."
C-chan watched the lunar cat leave then frowned. If he
wasn't from Jusenkyo then just how in the hell could he talk?
And, just what was a lunar cat anyway? She'd never heard of
one. With some time maybe she'd get some answers, but for
now she had other pressing matters.
Down stairs Mako was finishing off her papers and
getting ready to go. She thanked Kaneda's father then got ready
to leave. However, there was one other matter she wished to
address. "Um, Mr. Tendo." She said to gain Kaneda's attention.
"Yes."
"Just before I rang the bell earlier, I heard you saying that
you were thinking of moving out to Mr. Hiro's restaurant for a
while. I was just thinking that if you wanted to get the place
running or anything I'd be glad to help out."
"That's very kind of you Makoto, but you do have school
work to-"
"Oh, that's no trouble. I really do love cooking, and I
really should get some experience in a real restaurant if I plan to
open one of my own. I asked and he said it was fairly big, so I
could move in.... of course if that's okay with you. I wouldn't be
any trouble. Like I said I've lived on my own for quite a while
now. I'm really tidy and everything." Mako finally finished with
a blush. She had meant to go about it a bit more subtly, but
fortunately Kaneda didn't seem to mind her forwardness. Instead
he actually smiled.
"I'm sure you are. All right then, but I will be watching
your school work to ensure it doesn't suffer any."
"Oh it won't, it won't." Mako blurt out happily.
"Good, I'll hold you to that. I'm going to be moving in
tomorrow. I've already made some arrangements. I'm sure my
friends would be willing to help you with your stuff as well if you
need it. Oh yes, there will be another girl there. Her name is
Shampoo. She's out at the moment, so I'll have to introduce you
two tomorrow. Is that all right?"
"That's fine." Mako replied, and even happier about
Kaneda's reference to this Shampoo. A girl, not girlfriend, or
anything, just a girl. Probably another cousin or something.
Strange name though.
Mako shrugged off the thought and headed off for home...
well, her now very temporary home. Artemis joined her at the
gate, and his exhilarated mood reflected her own. "Nothing
unusual Artemis?"
"Nope, not a thing. A typical everyday home. Luna has
it all wrong. There's no threat here, especially not from C-chan."
"I agree. It must be just some weird mistake." Mako
said, a dreamy, far off look on her face. After a few second she
came out of it. "Oh yeah, I'm going to be moving in with
Kaneda at a restaurant nearby."
"Hey, great thinking. You can get some good info on the
place that way, not to mention some free eats for me."
"Artemis," Mako scolded lightly.
Shampoo came up the adjoining street just in time to see
Mako and Artemis pass, and she eyed them in confusion. Hadn't
she heard two people talking? She shook her head and continued
on her way, ignoring the whole thing. She couldn't be wasting
her time on stupid, pointless mysteries about people she didn't
even know or care about.
She walked on for the Tendo residence, mulling over all
that had happened lately. She didn't even notice her great
grandmother beside her till she spoke. <"Troubled child?">
After a second of shock, Shampoo responded, forcing a
smile on her face. <"No great grandmother. Everything is
fine.">
<"You expect me to fall for that pitifully inadequate act. I
assume something about your husband is bothering you.">
Shampoo let the false smile droop into a frown.
<"Husband... some husband.">
<"Give it time.">
<"Time?! She just started some new job at the school.
That doesn't exactly sound like she's giving in to the whole
thing.">
<"But don't you see, it doesn't matter. The longer he
remains as he is, the more he will become accustomed to it. It
does not matter if he does so here or in China. Eventually he will
come around.">
<"I don't care about that."> Shampoo blurt out, then
wanted to retract the statement.
<"What do you mean?">
<"It's just that I was hoping for at least something. I was
hoping it was just the law that scared her off, but that's not it at
all. Hmh, she already has a fiancee and I think she even has
female lover too."> Shampoo faced changed into an angry scowl.
<"What?!"> Cologne asked, shocked herself.
<"There was a girl over a few nights ago, a friend of
Akane's, but she wasn't over visiting Akane.">
<"Are you certain of this?">
<"No.">
<"Then let's not jump to any rash conclusions. Besides,
if it is true he may be closer to accepting his situation that I
thought. In the meantime I wish to see a little more resilience out
of you. I know it's there. If you walk around being so gloomy all
the time you'll do nothing for your situation. You should stop
avoiding him as well.">
<"I haven't-"> Shampoo started to protest.
<"Don't lie to me. I have been watching, and you have
been. I know this is a difficult situation, but you'll need to take
some action to fix it. As for his denials, don't let them get to you.
People are full of self deception. This one is no exception. I
must be off."> With that Cologne bounced off over the roof tops,
leaving Shampoo standing in front of the door to the house.
Shampoo took a moment to compose herself, and forced a
smile on her face again. On into the lions' den, she thought
ruefully as she opened the door and walked in. Immediately she
picked out a discussion between the adults and her husband in
the common room.
"I have to point out father that in my present condition I
certainly cannot marry Ranma. Besides, this does not mean the
engagement is canceled. I just need a little space for a while."
Now what, Shampoo thought in frustration and made her
way to the common room.
"I suppose your mind is thoroughly made up then?"
Nodoka asked as Shampoo turned into the room.
"Yes, I... Oh, Shampoo, hello." Kaneda greeted. "I need
to talk to you."
Shampoo was almost driven to run away at the statement,
but Kaneda's expression stifled her worry. It had a semi-hopeful
look to it, but none of the fear or sadness of his admission from
over a month ago.
"I going to be moving out for a little while to help a friend
look over his restaurant that he is trying to sell. I was hoping to
get it up and running, and that you would help. Is that okay?"
Shampoo stood for a moment, too stunned to move. This
was a sharp reversal of the trend that she had been encountering
around here. Maybe great grandmother was right after all. With
a small, but honest smile Shampoo nodded.
%End Chapter 14
Phew, done at last. Sorry about the delay, had to do some
modifications. Anyway, hopefully the next chapter will be a little
quicker.. C&C is, as always, very welcome, even flames. Come
on people! I mean it! Anything is good! I'm open to
suggestions and ideas you know. The plot is fairly dynamic.
Special thanks to T. H. Tiger for his creative assistance
which has been and continues to be extraordinarily helpful.
Mental torment is our game. Everyone better watch out.
Cross-over spoilers: Artemis, Mako, Usagi, Rei, Minako,
Ami, and Luna are of course from Sailor Moon. Sakura is from
street fighter, and Kitsune... well, she's not really from anywhere,
but she does have a basis in an xtremely odd show. Ahem,
anyway, all other students to date are just weirdos either from
Ranma 1/2 or from our twisted imaginations
If you wish to check out my other works look at:
http://www.mala.bc.ca/~tritscwa/ranma/fanfic.htm
I'm off very temporarily for Christmas break, giving me
plenty of free time so my webpage will be up to date. If you
missed a chapter just check there, all chapters to date are stored
there for your convenience.
Bye for.... Whoa, wait a minute, one last thing. I know
people have a nasty knack of not reading this stuff, but I'll try
and gain a response anyhow. Obviously I'm having a restaurant
opening here. Problem is, I'm really low on names for it. Any
suggestions would be appreciated. They may be basically
anything (it's not going to be purely a Chinese restaurant like the
Nekohanten was).
Okay, now it's the real end.