[WARNING: BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER HEAD]

Show 2 of Dr. Thinker Lab: Starting Dr. Thinker.

(We see a theather. Two girls are talks. One is a blonde hair twin
ponytail and one is one black hair. The black hair and blone hair are in
a tongune war)

Blonde: DR. THINKER!!!! RAYE IS BEGING ME.
Raye: Oh, clam up, meatball head. 
Dr. Thinker: What happen his time?
Raye: Oh, you get a two reply from Luker.
Dr. Thinker: Not Him Again!!!!! It's it flame
Serena: Nope. MSTing, with out the Crow, Tom, and Guy on the Sallite
part. Some thing we doing time to time. 
Dr. Thinker: Oh? 
Serena: Who was your visit that the dimisonal?
Dr. Thinker: Bad. Oh great. It's my own crossover. Between you and
the movie version of the Men In Black. 
Serena: Let's see if he has want to that to MST bad ones. 
Dr. Thinker: Okay.


The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

Raye: She should bee lost for ever......

--The Lurkerdrome--

Serena: What that?
Dr. Thinker: His home. 

Hikaru: <reading the mail queue> What in the--? Lurker-kun, get over
here!

Serena: Who, the Venus's with the glasses doing they're?
Dr. Thinker: That's Hikaru. She is from another series...
Raye: Don't tell us...it's Magic Rayknight, please. We hate that series.
Dr. Thinker: It's is Magic Rayknight.
Raye: (muttered) I told you..not to tell.

Lurker: <reappears, grimy from sweeping up the prop dirt left over
from the prologue of Otaku Leap> Whatcha got?

Raye: A time bomb?

Hikaru: It's not what I got, it's what *you* got.

Serena: Huh?
Dr. Thinker: A typical day at Rick Hunter High.
Serena: Been reading MSTing of Dimisonal Trouble again?

Lurker: Okay, what I got? <grins>

Hikaru: <rolls her eyes> Just look.

Raye: OK!

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From: bob w <winkstwo@mail.sssnet.com>

Lurker: <groan> Oh jeez, not *him* again...

Dr. Thinker: I sent by Sailor Moon Meet St. Nick. He flames. Then, I
decide on making Sailor Moon Meets the Men In Black. You see why he did
this.

This time, I spell check by work. Please C & C it. No flames,

please,

Luker, Ok?

Lurker: Whooboy, he's askin' for it, ain't he?

Hikaru: <nods> Hai...

Dr. Thinker: Raye is Hai the Japanese for Yes.
Serena and Raye: Hai. 

Lurker: <evil grin> Yosh'! No flames, eh? Alllllllrighty
then....MST-time!

Dr. Thinker: Two can play the same game.

Note: This takes a few years after the movie is over. And Sailor
Moon is just stop the Sailor Gold (Ed. Note: my NA name of Sailor
Galaxia. In the story is a file on mysterious Sailor Moon. Just
to make E and J to think Sailor Moon is a villain for part of the
story.

Serena: You turning our should into Power Rangers, Dr. Thinker!! We just
hat that?
Raye: (takes out a DIC TOP SERCET FILES) That's was going to been the
name of Sailor Galixa in American. If DIC get that far. 
 

Lurker: Okay, so in the author's notes, he's given away part of the
plot...

Hikaru: Hate it when they do that...

Lurker: ...renamed Galaxia...

Hikaru: Even Davies wouldn't do that...would he?

Lurker: <shrug> Only if he had a damned good reason...hmm, what
else...ah yes. And as always, hideous grammar.

Hikaru: Yep.

CASE FILE: #2104313
Write: Agent E

<Lurker and Hikaru write: "Agent E">

It all started when the twins stop a strange ship on landing
right on top of some junk.

Lurker: Okay...

The ship was that of unknown alien. We saw a human. She told us

Hikaru: Problem with verb tenses here...

Lurker: You expected better?

Hikaru: Point.

Lurker: Also, problem with...let's see...well, the usual.

her name was Topaz. She is looking for something to stop all the
fighting in the world. It's called the Sliver Empire Crystral. It
is owned by a person name Sailor Moon and her Sailor Scouts.

Lurker: Again, verb tenses...and if you're using the DIC dub, it's
Empyrean Silver Crystal...and you misspelled Crystal...

Hikaru: Should be a person *named* Sailor Moon...

Raye: Do you don't the warning on?
Dr. Thinker: Yeah!

We talk to the twins. They hide when we say Sailor Moon. I didn't
know it but the aliens have love-hate. Some of them hate her,

Lurker: They have love-hate? What's that, some kind of Chinese Amazon
disease?

Dr. Thinker: It's slimmilar to Voltron. Some of the aliens are far that
Moon will killed them...other love when she defeats a evil villain
forces.

Hikaru: <shrug> Y'got me...

Lurker: Oh, and again: verb tenses.

other love her. In all of 37 hours [1], 2435 days a year. I never
heard any. One of the other aliens, a guy from Fagalino Galaxy

Hikaru: <pales> Lurker-kun...you're not gonna...

Lurker: <shakes head> It's not *worth* it.

tell me to check one of computers on Mysterious Aliens.
And look up SM.

I did....and the follow file was on it.

Lurker: The Kama Sutra!

Hikaru: Huh?

Lurker: Well, they said to look up S&M....

Hikaru: Lurker no HENTAI! <*bash*>

Dr. Thinker: Good, Oh, we need for him to do now is been killed in Okatu
Leap. 

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>From Mysterious Aliens

Lurker: Mysterious Aliens. We specialize in abduction, vivisection,
and Elvis impersonation.

Serena: That's was sick!

Name: Sailor Moon
Real Name: Unknown. Appears to be in teenage years of age of
Earth kind. Claims to fighting. Some of agents in the Men In

Hikaru: "Claims to fighting"!? 

Lurker: I don't even *want* to know...

Black called them the Women In White fighting against slum
from universe. Some of the villains come from the Nega-Verse.

Lurker: "slum from universe"?

Hikaru: How do you fight part of a town?

Dr. Thinker: Slum is the way the MIBs use to bad illegilas aliens.

Lurker: Uhhh....crash a starship into it?

(The reviewers are laughing)

Expect about 2 of them.

Lurker: Expect 2 enemies from the Negaverse? Expect them to do what,
form a rock group?

Dr. Thinker: (still laughing) No, Luker-brainer. I was talking about
Ann and Al. They left Earth, right before you meet Reenie. 

Enemies: (mostly from Hot Sheets [2]) Two many to list. We own

Serena: What are hot sheets. Top Sercet Papers?
Dr. Thinker: Any one can get these?
Serena: (Sean Graffereny-like) What, Talboit Newspapers?
Dr. Thinker: (Takes out a scirpit from Men In Black movie) Yap.

Lurker: Two is many to list? Must be incredibly long names...

get a hour or two. Some of the slum were from the future. Or have

Lurker: Ah, the seedy part of a starbase...

Dr. Thinker: Why does he confuse me?
Raye: I have a present at the end. 
Dr. Thinker: That the best good news, I get.

left. I think Z [3] should keep a better on the Tokyo Agents)

Hikaru: Maybe he should keep a worse on them instead.

Dr. Thinker: (still laughing) I can dish and take it. But can you,
Luker?

(D [4] should have keep on typing or get a eraserized - J)
(J should have not watch Eraser - E)
(Why don't have to put on with these two - Z)

Lurker: (Why don't we have to put on with this one -L)

Hikaru: (Why don't I have to put on with this him -H)

<both bust out laughing>

(As so does us)

We arrived at the Tokyo airport with no trouble at alien. We

Lurker: They went to alien?

Hikaru: No, alien came to them.

Lurker: Ah, I see.

stake out and a famous center of park. A unknown alien. We were

Lurker: Stake out *what* and a famous center of park? And *what*
park?

about to arrest it in the name of the Men In Black. When all of
us, here a voice.

Hikaru: No, there a voice.

Lurker: Here a voice, there a voice, everywhere a voice voice....

Dr. Thinker: Old McDonald, has a farm. One is farm. He has a stupid
person named Lurker.
Serena: With "YA! FLAMES" here, and "YA!FLAMES", everwhere a "YA!
FLAMES.
Raye: E-I-E-O!
Serena: That's was silly.
Raye: No kidding? 

It say "Who dares. I'm champion of love and justice. And in the
Name of the Moon. I will punish you." The alien just laugh and
attack. Moon say one more thing after a while, some like this....
"Moon Silver Therapy Kiss."

Lurker: Ah, must be some more NA "changes" this author has made.

Hikaru: Yep.

The monster then melt and Sailor Moon flashes a grinning smile on
her face.

Lurker: How do you flash a grinning smile?

Hikaru: Very carefully?

Serena: MOON ENTERAL DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!
(A bright light and Moon is standing in her outfit fuku from Sailor Moon
Sailor Stars)
Serena: Just try you best!!! (She flashing the same grin.)
Raye: Show-off!

We check on what was left. Nothing, no eye, no nose, no ears, no
each a piece of citizen. I saw some on Moon.

Hikaru: Ewww, she had each a piece of citizen on her!

Lurker: Calm down, it's just a little piece...

Serena: MOON ETERANL DRESS BYE-BYE!!!!!!!!
Raye: She been show off.

We head wear to Tokyo keep it's records of pictures. We find a
person name Serena Usagi Tsukino. It's like Sailor Moon's own
hair-do.

Lurker: Her name is like Sailor Moon's hairdo?

Dr. Thinker: I forget some worlds.

We find Serena at home with her parents. After a while, we were
talk her about Serena. But she didn't feel like talking. After a

Lurker: Uhhh, why do they want to talk to Serena about Serena?

while, J decide on see what's she up it. But the shade was up.

Hikaru: ...

Lurker: ..................

J muttered something about beening cleaver. We watch her.

Lurker, Hikaru: !?

Dr. Thinker: Inside joke.

We saw friends in picture of Moon that look like friends of
Serena. We make the blue hair...almost meeting as Mercury.

Hikaru: They made blue hair that almost met Mercury?

Lurker: Must have been some really weird hair...

Dr. Thinker: Amy has blue hair?
Serena: Yeah.

Lita, was Jutiper, when they were walking out of mall. Mars was

Lurker: Lita was Jupiter?

Hikaru: No, she was Jutiper.

Lurker: Ah, I see. And they were walking out of the mall like that?

Dr. Thinker: The Scout were in the human version. The man in Black uses
aliens in Tokyo to help them.

Hikaru: I guess they were making a public appearance?

Raye, she has brown hair and hates Serena likes Mars hate Moon.

Lurker: Since *when* does Rei have brown hair?

Dr. Thinker: I want to write black..but hand spell out brown.

Venus was note heading my own agent in the UK. We look up her own

Lurker: Note-heading?

Hikaru: Heading notes?

Both: FOOTING NOTES!!

Hikaru: ...this review is getting silly.

Lurker: <shrugs> Hey, the way I see it, this review has more of a
plot than this fic.

Hikaru: True...^_^

Dr. Thinker: .....Words Never.....
Serena: (Clams up Dr. Thinker mouth)
Raye: ....Been Spoken. 
Serena: (Takes her hands off Dr. Thinker mouth and takes out her
Cresent Moon Stick)
(BAM)
Raye: (weakly) Ouch!!!

files. It was slimmilar to Moon. We think Mina is V/Venus. It's

Lurker: Slimmilar?

Hikaru: Diet plan, maybe?

All: (gigles)

was rumor to a crazy city with plans to drestory other planet.

Lurker: Should we even bother with that last sentence?

Hikaru: I think it speaks for itself.

Lurker: Yeah. It definitely makes a statement: "Help! The person who
wrote me needs an English textbook!"

Hikaru: <giggle>

When a old man exit with young man on a shopping trip. We enter
the temple and heard them taking about some one here. The exit
the room and turn to see us.

Lurker: When did they get to the temple?

We give a lot of crystral, but we find out the Serena was Sailor

Hikaru: They give a lot of what?

Dr. Thinker: The hands are quicky the eyes, again. I want to use
information.  

Moon. She come here before the MIB was formed. You seen long
time...the Moon was had a Queen by the name of Serenity. Normal

Lurker: The Moon can't "was had" something. Neither can anything
else.

Hikaru: Anou...how could Sailor Moon have come there before the MIB
was formed? Wasn't the MIB formed in the sixties?

Lurker: I believe so...

Dr. Thinker: Oh, brother! (Takes another look at the scripit of MIB) He
write.  
Serena: Good thing, that no Men In Black live.

humans were thought this might been funny..but when her leader
has the same name as villain on American TV [5]. It's was no. The
Moon and the Universe until the arrive of the villain Queen Beryl
and the Nega-Shadow. Which killed them. They were reborn as
humans...and be doing that like that...but than Luna come in her
live and help her stop many villains.

Lurker: I count at least 17 errors in that last paragraph.

Hikaru: That's just sad...

After a long chat about villains from Beryl to Aunt Stara [6] and
hench-man from Jadite to Sailor Gold. We tell her about the alien
and we ask the Crystral. If it's was for my kick. She would have
turn me into bloody mess. Raye kick me down. After a while, we
were ask a lot of question in a turn about. We turn him about
name. We told them it's was Topaz.

Hikaru: I don't get it.

Lurker: I don't think anyone else does either.

We learn that Topaz was the latest trouble. Rumors has it that
she was Moonian herself. She was smart as magic as well as

Lurker: Smart as magic?

Hikaru: How smart is magic?

Lurker: Smarter than this author, I'd wager...

"Don't tell NO ONE about us"
"OK! If you don't tell NO ONE about us, too."
"DEAL"
"OK!"

Lurker: So then, they went and told No One about them...

Hikaru: <snicker>

Raye: (laughs out of controlly) Stop...the fan-fic. 

We waited as Topaz appear for the Crystral. She was getting
nervously. Topaz hears the famous villain. As the Scouts

Lurker: I thought Topaz *was* the famous villain...how can she hear
the famous villain?

Serena: The Alien Hands appears to attack Dr. Thinker again.
Dr. Thinker: Thanks? 

fighting, we corned, Topaz.

Lurker: Corned her?

Hikaru: That makes no sense.

Lurker: I ear ya.

Hikaru: <groan>

Dr. Thinker: (gigles)
Raye: (laughs)
Serena: Can we hurry up here. My under-wear is getting wet. 
Dr. Thinker: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Hentai!!!
(Dr. Thinker takes out a soap and stuff it into Serena's mouth)
Raye: (still laugh out for controlly.

She tosses up on the roof. J takes out a 34.31 Meaya. It tossed a
rope-net on it. Moon say something and repeat his
attack........she was dusted.

Lurker: Moon was dusted?

Hikaru: I hope not...

Moon left with her twin. We left to the airport.

Raye: The Bad Mulicanofan, the Muses of Nutball Fan-Fiction attacks.

Lurker: Err, what twin?

Hikaru: Good question.

<skip footnotes>

Dr. Thinker: Who do you skip footnotes.
Serena: (the anime-girl review) Very carefully?
Raye: You justs MARS FIRE SNIP  Them.
Dr. Thinker: Oh, if you in, alt.fan.sailor-moon. 

Lurker: Well...

Hikaru: Well?

Lurker: At least there's no errors in the title...

Dr. Thinker: Thanks. 

Hikaru: True...

Lurker: Aside from that...

Hikaru: Aside from that...?

Lurker: Aside from that, this guy *seriously* needs to find a grammar
textbook, and at least one dictionary, before he tries to write a
fanfic again.

Hikaru: <nods> Yes, that would be a good idea.

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Raye: (holding a middle size box) He something for you. 
Dr. Thinker: (making like a 5-year old on Christmas morning) Thank you,
Serena: What did she give you?
Dr. Thinker: Oh, $#%@#@#! of @$@!@@ of ^$@!!~@#. She give me a textbook.
(We see the English for Dummies book) To bad, it's fake hardback. (Takes
out cover  from the game "Where in the USA is Carmen Sandigeo?")
<BAM><BAM><BAM>
Raye: (weakly) Ouch!!! That's smarts. 
Dr. Thinker: That's good. MSTing are different from normal storys. It's
Crows
Serena: Huh?
Dr. Thinker: Crow is a robot from Myster Science Theather 3000. 
Serena: Oh.
Dr. Thinker: I give in 3
Serena: I give it 3 too.
Raye: I gets a 1 to me. 
Dr. Thinker: Three plus three equals nine plus ten.
Raye: (Looks at Dr. Thinker's rating paper) Try..better next time,
Lurker-chan.
Dr. Thinker: Good night!