Shampoo's Wedded Bliss

By Lord Archive
(Another late night idea begging to be writen, but shouldn't have.)

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Shampoo hummed to herself as she swept the sidewalk infront of the
Neko-hantan. It wasn't a cheery tone, but a slightly sad one that passes
the time. She stopped humming as someone approached her.

"Hi, Shampoo," Akane said, her voice uncertain.

"Nihao, Akane," Shampoo replied, unhappily.

"So, um, how's, ah, married life?" Akane asked nervously.

"Is fine, Shampoo guess."

"You don't sound fine."

"Shampoo married, have strong husband. What else would Shampoo want?"

"Love."

"Shampoo may love again, in time."

Akane started to shake in anger. "I can't believe Ranma did that!" she
shouted.

"What's done, is done. No use to dwell on past."

"But he shouldn't have..."

Shampoo broke in, "Akane, Ranma did it for..."

Shampoo, was herself, interrupted by the call from a man, "Oh, she who is
of greatest of beauty. How I have been blind to it in the past. But I am
blind to you no longer."

Shampoo sadly replied, "Wo da ailen, airen."

<Ranma, I don't care you did that for me. You should have never put that
watermelon on Shampoo's head to get Kuno to defeat and marry her,> Akane
thought bitterly as she started to plan tonight's dinner.


[In case you don't know: After some strange training session, Kuno is
compelled to smash watermelons- especially those on someone's head.]

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