Cerina: Hey, look what I found!
Tommy: [from under a pile of papers] Nani? What is it?
Cerina: It's notes for something Lurker-kun warned us never to write.
Hmmm.. "Sex and the Single Aragami"....
Others: o_O;;;
-_-;;;
Tommy: (scowls) I wish OUR author had the same problem. I'd hate to see
her during revenge fic season...
I'm terrified. I have this dreadful feeling that evey chracter I ever
created for Sailor Moon and the Senshi are going to come hunt me down
during revenge seasson time. I think I'll take out several life insurance
plans.
Cerina: That's an understatement.
^_^ Well Usagi always did have a pentchant for understadning things.
LilTigre: A Lava Lamp!
Uh no... Although I could see where the it might work. <shudders> Ro do the
sixties, now theres a scare thought.
(Tommy shuts his eyes and covers his ears.)
Cerina: (shouting) Wasn't castration bad enough, you ahotare?!!?!?
That was being kind. He deserves worse!
(LilTigre begins hissing at the screen. It's not scary, just cute... until
she begins growing into a ten-foot tall tiger.)
O_O Eeep! <hides.>
Tommy: She's being mean to those spirits, making them carry her like that.
<snicker> Now Usagi isn't THAT heavy.
Cerina: Ditch the last sentence. It's not really necessary.
Yes, I removed it.
(Cerina lets out an inhuman roar and disappears.)
LilTigre: She castrated all the Endymions she could find; what's she gonna
do now?
Tommy: I don't think I want to know.
<hides and speed dials Sakuya's number. Help!
LilTigre: That explains Usagi's ability to eat. She's just not human!
Raye would tend to agree with you.
(LilTigre suddenly morphs into the giant tiger again and begins shredding
a nearby steel post in anger.)
Double Eeep!
(Cerina reappears in a burst of light, a bloody bag filled with...
something slung over one shoulder. The bag has written on the side: "Mr.
Happy Disposal.")
Cerina: Those Endymions are never going to be "happy" again!
Tommy: Ok..... Well, nice job, although it's hard for people who have been
through this before to read stuff like this.
LilTigre: Keep up the good work!
<Checks self...> Phew! Thanks for the MST/C&C it's greatly appreciated.
Doug
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