Sarah: its a saturday night Eric and what are we doing at home?

Eric: Umm well i was playing Ultima On Line... (Atlantic Sever... Idril
wears green for anyone else who might play) :)

Sarah: oh yeah and lemme tell you that was exciting.

Dim: depressing is more like it.

Sarah: and here I am all dressed up to go out... sheez.

Eric: umm well lets review a fic.

-----Original Message-----
From: CHRISTIAN A ROGERS <MXJK67C@prodigy.com>
To: fanfic@fanfic.com <fanfic@fanfic.com>
Date: Saturday, December 06, 1997 1:14 AM
Subject: [FFML] Pervert Hunter Komo 1 (C&C Please ^_^)

Sarah: a quaint tale of a budding Pervert trained by the amazing Happosai.

Eric: set against the backdrop of the spanish civil war.

Hello all,

Sarah: Hi There!

Flashman here.  Doing a BIG favor for a friend of mine.
(Warning: The following fic is not a Flashman fic.)

Eric: well allrighty then.

My buddy, Robin Setsuna Scott who has drawn several pictures about
TRIO for reference, (my KINGDOM for a scanner) has now made her first
hesitant steps towards becoming a fanfiction writter.

Sarah: Look she's walking!

(Warning: Not a Flashman fic.)

Eric: well okay then.

She has so far written two chapters of a story she calls "Pervert
Hunter Komo", so I hope you enjoy it.
(Not a Flashman fic.)

Sarah: we heard you the first 2 times.

Sakura: SHO-OH KEN!

Sarah: hah thats nothing... lemme show you what I can do... *flares green
and pools some energy around her*

Eric: Umm please dont encourage her.

Flashman:(BAM!) Ow!  What was THAT for???

Eric: for being a pervert... you know pervert hunter komo.

Sakura: Why do you have to remind everyone this isn't your fic every
two seconds.
Flashman: I'm CMA.

Eric: have i mentioned how much i hate acronyms.. .CMA and CYA are amongst
the top ones i hate.

Sarah: i dont like them either.... and thats a hell of a lot more important
than what the clown here thinks.

Eric: thanks for the back up there.

Sakura: CMA?  What's that mean?
Flashman: I'll tell ya after the fic starts....

Sarah and Eric: Pervert!  Go get him Komo.

__________________

(Fic Starts here.)

Like so many Otaku, I myself imagine myself inside Anime, and through
the power of creative writing it has been made possible.  Great big

Eric: REALLLYYYY..... now i wonder who else imagines herself in fics.

Sarah: Oh Ryouga.... mmmm...

Arigato to whoever introduced me to anime in the first place.  (oh,
yeah, that was me ^_-.)  There are some great, big, scary, powerful,
ultra-cool, creative geniuses and their lawyers who might take this
as a copyright infringement, but I swear: I am making no money off of
this, and I'm just trying to spread the joy of anime to the world.

Eric: well i do have that special christmas feeling right now...

Sarah: joy to the world...

Dim: its depressing just face it.

(assuming this gets publicized ever)  Just take it as a way of free
advertising from one of your loyal fans.  Ja!

   Pervert hunter Komo
    1: Other world?  Creation of fun.

Komo sighed as she looked into her backpack and found that she
forgot her lunch.  Again.  Her Blue eyes had "damn" written all over
them.

Eric: was this done in hte same way that girl in Indiana Jones had it done.

Sarah: perhaps they were tattooed on.

Whiskey: *gump*

Tequilla: *gump gump*

Sarah: gah... who invited the ferrets!!!

Eric: that would be me...

The cafeteria was filled with students grades seventh through eighth.

Eric: perhaps grades seventh and eighth since theres not much of a through
there..

 Komo being in the seventh.  She put her head on the table hoping

Eric: thats a fragment there.  Komo was in the seventh or Komo being in the
Seventh was beat on mercilessly by those older than her... or somehting like
that.

Sarah: boy traumatic childhood.

Eric: ahhh it had its moments.


to

continue her nap that she started in Science, which was stopped
abruptly by the bell.

Sarah: how rude.

She had always been the sort of girl who wished she was a guy.

Eric: please dont tell me she asked for a wee wee for christmas when she was
younger.

She

just thought life would be easier that way.  She liked to fight, and

Sarah: sure it would... as all men are stupidly led by one thing.

Eric: humm... perhaps we should find some sort of restraint.

Whiskey: *GUMP!*

Tequilla: *bites Sarah's feet*  *gump!!!*

Sarah: oh stop that... i'll get you.... but you're soo cute.

watch Anime (which for some reason she thought was boyish; maybe
because of the existence of CUTEY HONEY and LA BLUE GIRL...)

Eric: and of course I'm sure there are no women who have ever imagined
themselves in La Blue Girl....

Sarah: oh sure there must be tons of them... that there show being the cream
of the crop of anime.

Dim: depressing emphasis on cream?

Whiskey and Tequilla: *GUMP!*

Eric: ahem... not that we've ever seen such revolting filth.

Sarah: uhhh no never.

Her friends sat down at her table as they ate their lunch and talked
about the latest DRAGON BALL Z episodes that had been shown on sunday
morning.  "Remember when the three-eyed guy was saying that joke?"

Sarah: cant say that i do.  Nope nope definetly dont remember.

Said Kentaro.

"His name is Chen, stupid."  Said Nokiru.

Eric: well... EXcuuuuuuuuse me.

Sarah: children... humph.

"It was still funny."  Kentaro retorted.

Sarah: please share.

Eric: was it as funny as the one on ally mcbeal?

"Only the sequence.  If you heard the joke before, it wasn't all
that funny."

Eric: oh well a critic.

Sarah: i wanna be the judge.

Nokiru started to eat his shrimp.  Tomoe looked at Nokiru.  "You

Eric: wow they serve shrimp at that school?

are

soooooo much like Piccolo."

Sarah: Riiiiicooolla....

Eric: she said Piccolo...

Sarah: Riiiiicooola.

Komo's head snapped up at the sound of her second favorite character
looked around with an eager face.  "Piccolo-chan?!  Where?!  Where?
!"

Eric: humph... no one would act like that in real life.

Sarah: hey is that Ukyou?

Eric: Ukyou?!  Where?!  Where?!

Tequilla and Whiskey: *gump...*

Tomoe looked at Komo.  "Jeez.  Your weakness for boys is pretty
pathetic.  Your weakness for anything is pretty pathetic."

Eric: well isnt he just the pal...

Sarah: well lets just say Komo is a weak character :)

Komo stuck her tongue out at Tomoe.  "Don't go quoting `Yohko' on me.
 If I was boy crazy, I would stoop so low as to like you."

Eric: oh well.. now theres a reference i would never have picked up on.

Sarah: You Jerk!

Eric: Ranma right?

All the other boys at the table grabbed their stomachs as if hit and
said something to the effect of "Ooooh!  That had to hurt!"  Tomoe
just shrugged off Komo's insult.

Sarah: it hit the floor like so much rotten eggs.

Lunch ended and the students went their separate ways to the various
different classes.  Komo had to go outside into the chill air of

Eric: i keep getting Komo mixed up with Kuno.

November, but didn't mind the cold.  As she started walking up the
stairs, when she heard something.

Eric: that silent sound of leaves falling on the ground... swish.. swish.

"Helllllllllp...us......."

Sarah: Quick Komo... transform into Pretty Komo!

Eric: No folks we didnt just watch Pretty Sammy...

Tequilla and Whiskey:  *gump gump?*

Eric: Its a lie your little rats!

Sarah: *powerblasts Eric into the living room* be nice to them.  They're
sooo cute.

It sounded like a thousand voices, both male and female.  Komo felt
a strong wind, the concrete seemed to turn soft below her.  She

Sarah: well its that goo stuff again...

Eric: I'm expecting tentacles any second now.

started falling through.  She quickly untied the ribbon from
underneath her sailor's collar on her school uniform, and hooked it
onto a tree to keep herself up.

Eric: damn shes good.

"Helllllllllp...us......."

Sarah: sure you want her help but you try to suck her into the concrete.

The voices seemed to put her to sleep.  She fell through the
concrete.

Eric: so they did put her to sleep?

Komo felt like she was falling fast.  Her dark brown hair danced

Sarah: she just felt that way... in actuality she was falling slow.

around her.  She completely loosened, knowing that you get more

Eric: doing the tango.

Sarah: completely loosened! my god and at such a young age.

damaged if you tense up.  She closed her eyes and waited for impact...

Eric: well... you did seep through concrete... what the hell are you going
to hit below?

And was caught by small machine.

Sarah: did it hug her and hold her and call her george?

Komo opened her eyes to see a small machine that looked like a 2

Eric: we had already ascertained it was a small machine.

foot tall human wearing heavy armor.

Sarah: well imagine that.

Whiskey: *gump* *bites Sarah's shoes*

Sarah: *flares green* FINE! I'll be nice.

"A-Are you an Iczel?"  Komo said amazed.

Eric: a what?

Sarah: obviously a anime we have yet to see.

Eric: Please keep your anime references limited to Ranma, Tenchi, El Hazard,
Slayers and a couple of the movies...

Sarah: and oh yeah Angel of Darkness.

Tequilla: *gump?*

Eric: Sarah.... PLEASE... just kidding about the references thing

"Yes, Komo-chan, I am Planet type."

Sarah: oh well... now that explains it..

Eric: is it a piece of Sephiroth?

"Where am I?"  She looked around and saw a strange forest.

Sarah: all forests are strange... they just have that feel to them.

Eric: you should try Morinmoss...

Sarah: oh yeah well Morinmoss... now thats a strange forest.

The Iczel set her down.  "You are in Animeria."

Eric: the magazine?!

Sarah: now thats Animerica.

Komo cocked an eyebrow.  She thought that the name was sort of
overdiscriptive.  "The land where all that is Anime is reality?"

She

said sarcastically.

Eric: a fairly sarcastic girl for having just fallen through concrete.

"Yes.  I must go now.  You will meet another who will explain things
to you."

Eric: Hi I'm your guide Jinnai... HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...

Sarah: NO please stop with the infernal laughing!

And with that, the Machine flew off.

Eric: oh well now theres a helpful machine if i ever saw one.

"Aww, man.  Just like an emotionless computer to leave me in the
middle of the woods without so much as a...Wait a second..."  Komo's
eye caught the glint of metal sitting in one of the trees.

Sarah: with a gentle touch of the keyboard... you can download me into your
heartdrive.

Eric: *gag*

She walked up to it and saw that it was  "YOHKO MANO'S DEVIL HUNTER
RINGLET!"  she grabbed it and slapped it on her hand.  "Now at least,
if I transform, I have a sword for food."

Sarah: and you get to swirl around naked fora bit too.

Eric: and why in gods name would you want to eat sword?

Whiskey: *gump!*

She remembered what the Iczel had said to her, but she didn't know
weather she should go out and look for the person, or to stay and

Eric: whether

wait for them.  She decided to go.

Sarah: well... leave it to our fearless Otaku to head on out.

Komo started walking through the forest.  She noticed how hot it was.

Eric: how hot was it?

Sarah: it was so hot... Howard Cossells toupee fell off.

Tequilla: *gump????*

 She also noticed that her purple and blue school Uniform was really
bad camouflage in the woods.  Then she thought, "Yohko transforms

Sarah: well you know purple and blue dont really blend in with anything
natural.

into red because that's her favorite color, Ayako transform into
green because that's her favorite color.  If I make the ring think
that my favorite color is green, my costume will be green."

Eric: oh well... now theres a leap of logic for you.

She held the ringed hand out in front of her.  Then realized,  "Damn.
 I don't remember the chant.  Oh, well I'll make one up."

Sarah: well she shouldnt have been remembering silly jokes from Dragonball Z

"I will not let anyone defeat the courage or strength, that I hold
within me, So I will thee, HENSHIO!  IMA!"

Eric: well that really didnt come close.

To Komo's utter amazement, she completely transformed into a devil
hunter's costume, except instead of a yin yang on her chest, she had
a lightning bolt that was black and lined with white.  "Wow!  I

Sarah: so what did it feel like to swirl around naked for a while?

didn't know these costumes gave you an automatic perfect figure!"

Sarah: well.. its not the costume its the magic thingy.... you see... its
all just inflated... a little puff here a little there.

Eric: Oh face it your just jealous.

Sarah: ohkay... so i am.

Komo said noticing that an inch disappeared from her waistline.

Sarah: damn you.

She continued on.  She felt a strange energy emanating from her ring.

Sarah: boy nothing fazes this girl.

 The eyes on the dragon's head glowed.  She jumped into a tree,
realizing that her weight had decreased immensely.  She watched as
Yamcha walked through the clearing.

Sarah: oh well at least her chest didnt grow or something.

As she looked at him she realized how much more handsome he was in
real life than animated.  Her heart skipped a beat.  "Yamcha..."  She
whispered.

Sarah: yes but he has Kuno's voice...

Yamcha looked up.  "Komo!  Come down.  I'm not going to hurt you."

Eric: much.

Komo had to struggle not to giggle or grin.  The adrenalin rushed
through her body like a tidal wave.  She dared not look at his face
for fear of embarrassment, but leapt down gracefully.  "You are...
going...to explain things...to me?"  She barely managed to squeak.

Eric: nope not at all he's just going to point you in the right direction.

Yamcha put his hand on her shoulder and she stiffened.  "You're
pretty uptight for a savior of Animeria."

Sarah: a savior? and uptight?  so you have lots of saviors and they can all
deal with any situation with a shrug like Komo here can?

Komo relaxed as she shook his hand off.  "S-savior?  I'm just a
regular girl in an anime costume!  I'm no h-hero!"  She stuttered,
concentrating on the grass below.

Eric: is this like toon town?

Yamcha put his hand on his hip.  "King Kai wouldn't have sent for
you if they didn't think you could handle it.  Anyway, we have to go.
"

Eric: King Kai is more than one person?

Yamcha pitied Komo, thinking that she was scared.  In truth, Komo

Sarah: funny she doesnt look scared to me?

had developed huge crushes on various Anime men, and now that one of
them was standing in front of her, was a little too much.  Yamcha
grabbed her by the waist anyway and flew off in a western direction.

Sarah: well isnt he just a bit forward.

Eric: humph crushes on anime men... of all the silly things...

Whiskey: *gump*

Eric: Ukyou?! Where?!

"Where are we going?"  Komo questioned.

Sarah: oh we're sailing off into the sunset.

"King Kai's."  Yamcha replied.

Eric: who is king kai?

He was flying pretty close to the treetops, and noticed a very small
figure in a bad monkey costume tailing them.  "Hey, Komo, is it at

Sarah: Happosai?  if it is its no costume.

all possible for you to have worn pants under that skimpy costume of
yours?"

Eric: well arent we just forward.  I thought (from what i know of Yamcha)
that he was petrified of women.

"I'm not sure."  Komo wasn't sure why he asked that question.

Sarah: you should slapping silly just for thinking it.

Then she heard a sound she hoped she wouldn't....

"WHAT A HAUL!!  WHAT A HAUL!"

Eric: whahahahha i guessed it!

Sarah: she hoped wouldnt turn into a perverted little monkey?

Then she noticed the monkey impersonator, and stated her opinion:
"HEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
!!  STEP ON IT YAMCHA!  WE'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!"

Eric: a forceful opinion.

Yamcha looked at her to get a quick shot of her face, when he
realized that she was three times prettier than Bulma.  He of

Sarah: oh three times?  Three times...

Eric: thats still 1/1000 times as pretty as Ukyou.

course

lost all attention of where he was going, because his eyes had
changed to little pink hearts.  Komo would have welcomed this

Sarah: okay whose the bigger pervert... the one in the monkey suit or the
20year old guy falling in love with a seventh grade girl.

Eric: on the next Jerry Springer... watch Yamcha slug Happosai..

reaction at any time except this one.  Happosai was quickly gaining
on them and had, of course, spotted Komo's panties.

Sarah: well havent we all.. the floozy.

Komo didn't have any choice now but to fight.  She didn't know how
to fly, so going anywhere was out of the question.  She concentrated
as hard as she could and suddenly,  "SOULSWORD, COME FORTH!!"  A very

Eric: phallic symbol time!

sharp, very light broadsword appeared out of nowhere.  (Who ever said
that Anime wasn't educational?)  She then readied herself for battle.

Eric: how is pulling a giant phallic symbol out of nowhere educational?

Sarah:   *flares green* Soulsword come forth.  *A large sword appeared in
front of her* eat your heart out Luke Skywalker.

She then remembered she was falling with Yamcha.  She frontkicked
him in the face and told him to keep himself awake and not to look at
her. Yamcha did as asked. "Keep your balance.  I'll be using you as a
surfboard."  Komo shouted.

Eric: well... dont we adapt fast.

Sarah: boy that Yamcha sure is an obedient puppy..

Eric: must not be a real man after all.

Yamcha almost looked at her but she punched him.  "Trust me."

Sarah: silly violent girl.  You have to use mallets not swords.

Yamcha did as asked.

Eric: yet again.

Happosai did one of his incredible leaps and landed on Yamcha's
ankles.  Komo lifted her skirt a little.  Happosai of course was
waiting for the rest of it.  She then grabbed him by what little hair
he had and said,  "One of my friends once told me that my weakness
for boys is pretty pathetic.  A weakness for anything is pretty
pathetic."

Eric: oh oh morale lesson time.

Sarah: humph well that silly little saying is coming back to haunt me.

"I knew you loved me baby!"  Happosai had huge, glossy eyes as his
nasal, old voice rapped through her eardrums.

Eric: Yo...Happy-G whats down?

"My weakness is for boys.  Your weakness is underwear.  If I see you
again I'll kill you."  She then drop-kicked him far, far away.

Sarah: a galaxy far far away.

"Field goal!"  Komo said with a smile and a peace sign.

Eric: well this aint no football game there pal.

END OF EPISODE

Whiskey and Tequilla: *GUMP*

Sarah: tres interesting.  if not somewhat sick.

Eric: its not bad.  Its not that great mind you but its not bad.  One
suggestion though.  Be more descriptive, work a little more on describing
the surroundings instead of telling us how things are.

Sarah: i'm curious to see where this goes but it'll be interesting i'm sure.

Tequilla: *gump gump gump*

Sarah: that too.

Eric: later!