A Really Bad Interview With Mu Tsu
Ryoucilo:Glad to have you on the show.
Mu Tsu:Glad to be here.
Ryoucilo:You were in the manga Ranma 1/2.
Mu Tsu:Yes I was.
Ryoucilo:What did you think of the manga?
Mu Tsu:I never got Xian Pu. Enough said.
Ryoucilo:So what do you think about the fanfictions you have been in?
Mu Tsu has a dreamy look on his face.
Mu Tsu:It's been pure heaven.
Ryoucilo:Why is that?
Mu Tsu:The fanfic authors always assume that the laws dealing with outsiders
deal with people in the village as well.
Ryoucilo:They don't?
Mu Tsu:Of course not! Imagine what would happen if an amazon girl lost to
her brother.
Ryoucilo:Okay let's not go down that line of thought. What do you think
about the laws?
Mu Tsu:The laws keep me away from Xian Pu! If it weren't for those laws dhe
wouldn't 
be chained to Ranma Saotome and she would run to me!
Ryoucilo:You sure about that? Xian Pu let Ranma live when she thought Ranma
was a girl and
then there was that whole thing with the Bake Neko-
Mu Tsu puts a blade up to Ryoucilo's throat.
Mu Tsu:As I was saying the LAWS are what keeping Xian Pu from me!
Ryoucilo:I can't help but agree.
Mu Tsu puts the blade back up his sleeve.
Ryoucilo:You do know there are some people who think your and obsesive
loser.
Mu Tsu:What?! What evidence is there to support such a statement?!
Ryoucilo:You chasd after a girl for thirteen years who constantly turned you
down.
Mu Tsu:Uh, she was just playing hard to get.
Ryoucilo:Right. That's all the time for today. Anything else you would like
to say?
Mu Tsu:Yes, Ryan Anderson sleep with one eye open!
Ryoucilo:Oh god my show is an open forum for death threats. Until next time.
Ja ne.