Subject: [R&R]The Revenge of Akane's Cooking!
From: "LaShawn M. Taylor" <tbone@ccm.net>
Date: 12/8/1997, 1:43 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Ryoga: Well, you've really done it this time, Mark.

(The camera pulls back to reveal Ranma passed out on the floor, the fanfic
scattered around him.)

Ryoga: Personally, I think this is a fate he definately deserves, but
seeing that it ended with a horrible punchline, I would start running if I
were you.

Ranma: (groaning) Nooo...nooo....Let me get my hands on him...

Ryoga: And to show just how nice a guy I am, I'll even give you a head
start. (Whacks  Ranma on the head with a mallet) There now. That should
give you what...five minutes? Don't expect me to bail you out though. For a
fic like that, heh, be grateful that I'm giving you this extra time.  He's
gonna be real pissed when he wakes up. (Grins nastily) Oh, this will be fun
to watch.
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