Ryoucilo
A Really Bad Interview With Kasumi Tendo
Ryoucilo:It is a pleasure to have you on the show Kasumi.
Kasumi:Oh my. This is what a studio looks like.
Ryoucilo:Yes so what have you been doing over the past year
since the end of the manga?
Kasumi:Oh I brought some tea for us.
Kasumi pulls out a large tea tray and pours tea into two cups.
Kasumi:Would you like some sugar with yours?
Ryoucilo:Why not.
Kasumi puts a sugar cube in Ryoucilo's tea and gives it to him.
Kasumi takes her own cup of tea. They are both taking sips
of tea while talking.
Ryoucilo:As I was saying what have you been doing these past
months?
Kasumi:Oh I've been in several fanfictions. In a lot of them they
pair me up with Doctor Tofu although he stopped appearing in the
manga after volume thirteen.
Ryoucilo:Why is that?
Kasumi:Let's just say that he wasn't just handing out asprin to his
patients.
Ryoucilo:Oh my.
Kasumi:Five hundred dollars please.
Ryoucilo:What? Why?
Kasumi:I do have a trademark on 'Oh my' you know.
Ryoucilo hands Kasumi five hundred dollars.
Ryoucilo takes one last sip of the tea and sets it back on the tray.
Ryoucilo:What do you think of the fanfiction you have appeared in?
Kasumi:Some of it's nice, but the best one I've been in was Appearances.
Ryoucilo:Wh-why is that?
Kasumi:It's the one that's closest to the truth.
Ryoucilo begins to cough up huge amounts of blood while  clutching his
throat.
Kasumi:Hmmm... You know you really shouldn't have sugar with your tea it can
kill you.
Ryoucilo falls down to the floor spitting out ounce after ounce of blood as
Kasumi
takes her things and walks out of the studio.
Ryoucilo:Until next time *Spglh*. Although there probably won't be a next
time..*Gghh*.. Ja 
ne *Gurgle*