[A teenager with blond hair and glasses suddenly walks in a sits down in
a suddenly appeared set of chairs.]

Micah:  Hi everyone!  Seeing how this is my first ever MST, I've invited
two of my alternate personas whom both have a vast amount of info on the
two main Universes in this fanfic.  Ladies and gentlemen, I would like
to introduce my alternate persona from my Babylon 5 megacrossover(now in
re-write stage), Nicodemus Hunter, better known as Cyclone!
[We see a older and improved version of Micah walk in, wearing a black
jumpsuit and a black coat over it, with two lightsabers strapped to his
thighs and a disrupter in a chest holster.]
Cyclone:  Hello.
Micah:  And, from my fanfic Neon Genesis Evangelion, Order and Chaos, I
present to you, Micah Potasnik!
[Another person walks in.  However, it isn't Micah, but Shinji Ikari.]
Micah:  Err...
Cyclone:[looks at Shinji] I thought your alter-selfs were supposed to
look *somewhat* like you.
'Shinji':  [Baps Micah on the head]  Twit.  You forgot I haven't gotten
back into my own body yet!
Micah:  Oh yea.  
Cyclone:  On with the MST!!!

Geoff Walker wrote:
<Snip>

Throughout man’s existence, he has wonder if he was alone in the
universe.

He was wrong.

Alien’s abound in our vast universe, some friendly. Some Not.

The NERV Project was created to serve the need to make a place where
human’s and aliens could meet and reach solutions. It is a home away
from home, meeting hall, and rest stop, for Diplomats, Warriors and
wanders, the Universe over.

Micah:  Doing the Sinclair thing...

It is not always quiet in space. It’s Vacuum is shattered from time to
time with conflict. It is the Job of the NERV stations and it’s crew
to
prevent these.

There job lies in NERV-5.

NERV-5 Episode 3 - My Most Favorite Thing.

<snip>

        “WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT!” Kiyone’s jaw dropped as she watched
her new
officers leave their transport.
        “KKKKIIIIIIYYYYOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE” Yelled a bubbly blond with
dark
skin, pointy ears and fangs.

Micah:[Wispers] Oh no...
Cyclone:  What?
Micah:  It's *her*...

        “Noooo!” Kiyone wept Ryoga tears. Mihoshi gave Kiyone a
crushing bear
hug and went ‘wai wai wai wai!’ for about 4 minutes as the other 3
looked on.
        “I’m Constable Kobeyakawa Miyuki.” said the first one. She
wore a Gray
Skirt and vest over a blue shirt. She gave a slight bow.
        “And I’m her lovely and talented Partner, Tsujimoto Natsumi!
Constable
2nd class.” Natsumi thrust her thumb at herself and smiled hugely.
        “And...er...I’m Constable 1st class Nakajima Ken.” Nakajima
wore the
exact same uniform Kiyone wore, gray pants, gray shirt with
Aquamarine,
and his ever-present white scarf.
        “Uh...Welcome...Ugh! get offa me!” Kiyone pushed Mihoshi to
the ground.
“Welcome to NERV-5. I am..”
        “Waai! Mihoshi haven’t introduced herself yet...wait...i just
did...or
did I? I’m so confused.” Mihoshi looks at a passing dock worker. “Do
you
know who I am?”
        Kiyone cried some more.

Micah:  Poor Kiyone...
'Shinji':  Now THATS an understatement.

        “Oh no...no....THE Yurika...” Misato slumped down, looking at
her new
first officer standing in front of her.
        “Captian, what’s wrong? Are you sick?” Yurika wore the same
uniform as
she always did, black skirt, white jacket with a little cape, and a
little hat just like a fry cooks.
        “Oh...nothing.” Misato looks up. ‘This is the girl that drove
the
Battleship Kiev into a starbase....ah...” Misato thought to herself.

Cyclone:  My sympathies.

        “If You’re Ok, can we go to my quarters? I have to put my
luggage
away.” Behind Yurika, 7 porters stand with carts full of suitcases.

All:  O_O

        Misato passes out.

Micah:  Past tense.

        Else where on the station, another transport docks, this one
that
belongs to the Jurai. Passengers get off, including 3 Women in garb
that
turns all the men aboard’s heads, and also warns the other aliens that
these ladies are not to be messed with, not even the Demon Gods would.

Micah:  Hmm... The plot thickens.

        “Welcome to NERV-5 ladies, Identicards please.” a Security
Officer
asks.
        The three hand the thin sheets of plastic to the officer and
he scans
them.
        “Any weapons or other dangerous materials to declare?”
        “Only those which are part of our religion.” said the Tallest,
and
obviously the oldest.
        “Ah.”
        Behind them, comes a rather nondescript young man, with slick
black
hair and a blue suit.
        “Identicard please.” The Officer looks at the young mans card.
“This is
an old one. It’s still valid, but try to get a new one before you
leave
the station.”
        “I will.” said the young man.

Cyclone:[frowns]
'Shinji':  What?
Cyclone:  That sence looks frighteningly familiar...

        Somewhere else on the station, in the alien section for non
oxygen
breathing aliens, The Triest Ambassador Tsunami stops from what ever
she
is doing, and ponders for a moment.
        “No.” she says.

'Shinji':  The plot thickens...

<snip>

children. Karachi, Zaibach, not many others.” Aeka looks fairly sad
for
a moment. “But that’s not important! We have the Seed from El-hazards
Royal Family, after a millennia of being reunited with Jurai,
El-hazard
is once again back in the Jurian Empire.” Aeka just beams.

Cyclone:  Aeka's really taking the Londo personality to the hilt.
Micah:  Extremely.  She even looks stunning in purple...
Cyclone:  There's a reason for that.
'Shinji':  Betcha she won't be as redeeming in the end though...

        “My...Life...it’s over..” Kiyone lowers her head below the
water of the
public baths aboard the station. Across from here, Miyuki, Natsumi,
Misato and Yurika sit. “Misato...at least you’re fool is brilliant
when
she needs to be and is not to bad...but...Mihoshi...” Kiyone pulls a
beer out of the floating cooler as it floats by.
        “Kiyone, it’s not that bad. 

'Shinji':  Wanna bet?

You’ll live with it. 

Micah:  That's debatable.

If Not...I’m
sure we
can have her go and fight an angel or the Bugrom.” Said Misato.

'Shinji':  You know, I'm curious.  It'll be interesting to see how Geoff
fits the Angels in the grand sceme of things.

        “Hey, Who are they?” Natsumi points to a pair of girls that
have just
entered the baths.
        “I...think their the eva Pilots. At least the female ones.”
said
Misato.

Micah:  Could it be..?

        “Oh?”
        “Yea, Commander Ikari did everything when they arrived, I’m
surprised
Ritsuko has let them out of their quarters.” Misato sighed.
        “Ritsuko, as in the one we used to call...” started Kiyone.
        “Don’t say it, but yes.”
        “I didn’t know she was on the station.”
        “Some security Chief you are.”
        “Hey, I only worry about anyone that sets off warning lights.
Like
today, some kid comes in here...his Identicard is 5 years out of date.
I
ran it through Central Records. Name : Jinnai Katsuhiko, Age : 17. He
was declared missing on the Fujiyama mission. He got caught up in it
because he got a commission to go on the team going to study ruins on
some outerrim planets. They were reported lost 5 years ago. This kid
Comes back from the dead, 5 years older. Damn...Something fishy going
on
here.”

Micah:  Jinnai Katsuhiko?
Cyclone:  Declared Missing?
Both:[Quitely]  Oh fuck...
'Shinji':  Well, now we know who's gonna be Morden...

        “That is odd.” Said Natsumi.
        The 2 girls pad over.
        “Excuse me, but...” said the slight girl with gray hair and
odd red
eyes.

Micah:  Ladies and Gentlemen of the FFML!!!  I present to you, the First
Goddess of EVAGELION, REI AYANAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyclone:[Winces from the volume]  Well, we know who your favorite is.
Micah:  I don't have a favorite.  I like them all.  ^_^
'Shinji':  Except Gendou and Kaji.
Micah:  Of cource.

        “Just dive in, Ayanami.” The other one, in a red Towel and
brown hair
pushes the other one into the bath, causing her towel to come off.

All:  0_0
Micah:  Whooo...
'Shinji':  Weeee...

        Ayanami blushes profusely.

'Shinji':  That's Rei all right...

        “No horseplay.” Said Kiyone looking sternly at the other girl.
        “Sorry.” said the girl as she slipped in.
        “You’re our Captian.” Said Ayanami, looking at Misato.
        “That’s right.”
        “Ge...Commander Ikari said to follow you’re order and do what
would be
needed of us. In case their is an angel attack.”

'Shinji':  Subtle.
Cyclone:  What?
Micah:  I noticed it too.  Apparently this Rei also has an affection for
Gendou.

        “Angel?” Natsumi and Miyuki said together.
        “Oh right, you 2 are from earth. Well...you know the Demon
Gods? How
they are all female?” Natsumi and Miyuki nod at Kiyone. “Well, they
have...they call them Dark Brothers, but basically everyone calls them
Angels. They’ve been rampaging though out the galaxy for the better
part
of 10,000 years. Most of the time Demon Gods show up and kick the crap
out of them. But recently...The Demon Gods haven’t been doing it. They
say it’s because it’s about time we defended ourselves.”

Cyclone:[Looks at 'Shinji']  Well, he anserwed your question.
Micah:  Interesting.  From what I can tell Geoff is mixing the roles of
people from B5 in his story.  For example, the Angels and Demon Gods are
the Shadows and Vorlons, respectively, but the Demon Gods also show
traits of the Narn in them too...
'Shinji':  I wonder who'll be the Minbari...

        “You guys won’t hear about this kinda stuff on earth. It’s
classified
there. Little things are Classified out here.” said Misato.
        “Bah. I’m sure my Eva-02 could match any angel.” said the
other girl.

'Shinji':  She's Asuka all right...

        “Young lady, you need to learn some manners, what’s you’re
name?”
        “Ask Langly.”

'Shinji':  We shall now assume that 'Ask' is supposed to be Asuka.

        The others are taken back.
        “As in...Admiral William ‘I’ll make a bed out of their ships
and make
love to my wife on it’ Langly? hero to the Earth/Jurai war?” said
Misato.

'Shinji':  0_0
Micah:  0_o
Cyclone:  o_0
All:  ROFL!!!!

        “That’s my Pop.”

Micah:  Well, apparently her arrogance is genetic in this story
Cyclone:  Perhaps, Perhaps not, only time will tell...

        “Wow...I served under him during the war.”
        “You don’t look that old.”
        “You only had to be 16 to join up. And I joined up when I was
16, I was
18 when the war ended, and a wing Commander too.” Misato looked at the
girl sternly.
        “Oh.” said Asuka.
        A Beep went off. Misato picked up her communicator that sat on
the
bath’s edge and pushed a button. “Katsuragi here.”
        “Ma’am, a ship just came though the Jump gate...a BIG
Ship...and
they’re requesting docking permission.” said a bridge officer over the
communicators tiny speaker.
        “I’ll be right there.”
        In 5 minutes time, the Group now stood on the bridge.
        “What kind of ship is THAT?” Said Asuka.
        “I don’t know. The Markings on it look Jurian, but, that’s not
one of
their Organic Ships.” said Kiyone.
        “Major! What is..” Ryoko appeared on the bridge. “The Soja!!!”
her eyes
went wide and she grasped the rail.
        “The Soja?” Misato looked at the Demon God Ambassador.
        “Kagato’s Ship!”

Micah:  The plot thickens...

<snip>

        “Ship coming though the Jump gate, meets profile of a Demon
God Ohki
class. Permission Granted for Docking in bay 12.”

Cyclone:  The plot thickens...

        “Welcome to NERV-5.” Said Misato to Kagato as he got off the
shuttle
that had brought him off his ship.
        “Thank you.” said Kagato. He looked around quite nervously.
        “WE can provide you with Quarters while we work on you’re
ship.” said
Misato.

Micah:  Loses the emphasis on 'we'.  It seems somewhat out of place.

        “No! No Terran or any other will enter my ship. All I will
need is some
galactic, Honeth-12, and some lead.” Kagato yelled at Misato.
        “They will be provided.”

        A Cloaked women strode though the NERV-5 Mall. Many of the

Cyclone:  Loses the capital 'C', I think.
Micah:  Well, he has gotten better on his spelling.
Cyclone:  True...

<snip>

        Tsunami looked out from the observation Deck at the Soja.
        “Sister.” was all she said.

'Shinji':  Interesting...

<snip>

        “Detective, we’ve got a problem in the market. That Kagato
Fellow and
some Demon Gods are facing off. One of them is Ambassador Ryoko.” said
Miyuki’s voice.
        “I’ll be right there.”

Micah:[softly]  oh shit.
Cyclone:  Well, apparently everything just went straight to hell.

        “I shall give you one more chance, Kagato, Give us the CARGO.”

Micah:  Lose the all capital spelling on Cargo.  If you want to emphasis
it then just capitilize the word...

said
Ryoko. She hovered tensely about 16 meters away from Kagato.
        “Never.” Said Kagato.
        Aeka and the Three Priestesses appeared behind Kagato.
        “This man is a Jurian Noble. He is Under our protection.” Said
Aeka.
        “Aeka, this man is one of the worst Criminals in all the
Universe, or
didn’t you know that?” said Ryoko.
        “What...you didn’t tell us that!” Said Aeka.
        “Damn you!” Yelled Shayla, and she tossed incandescent fire at
Kagato.
It flew towards him, but fizzled as it stuck the shield that
surrounded
Kagato.
        “What?”
        “It seems I have overstayed my welcome.” said Kagato.
        “You’re not escaping!” Yelled Ryoko. She and Nagi lept and
teleported
directly in front of Kagato, and began to strike out with there beam
sabers.
        They couldn’t begin the swing.
        “It worked!” Said Kagato, and a smile crept upon his lips.
        “Why...what is this force holding me back.” said Nagi. She
Gritted her
teeth.
        “I guess you do not know of the obedience circuit built into
every
demon god. It’s also in the Angels, but as their are no Angels
around.”
Kagato’s eyes narrowed behind his glasses. “Now...Destroy this place.”
and Kagato Disappeared.

All:[softly]  Oh shit...

        “I...I am sorry.” Said Ryoko, before her face gained truly
terrifying
qualities. She begin to attack people and structures at random.
        “ARRRGH!” yelled Nagi, and she charged Aeka and the three
priestesses.

        “WHAT? There are 2 demon gods Down in the market destroying a
killing
everything in sight?? This isn’t a joke is it?” Said Kiyone. She stood
in the Lift carrying her down to market. “Is this what happens when
I’m
not around. You only called me 5 minutes ago.”
        “Sorry Sir, but...” Said Miyuki.
        “Don’t worry, I’m here.” Kiyone stepped off the lift, only to
jump back
in to avoid a flying girder. “Damn...what’s going on?”
        “I think I can help.” Said Ifurita, appearing beside Kiyone in
the
lift.
        “Ifurita! How’d you get here?”
        “I have many abilities.” Ifurita Stepped into the now ruined

Cyclone:  Doing the Kosh thing...
Micah:  Yea, Geoff seems to have put Kosh personas in both Infurita and
Tsunami.

market and
looked at Ryoko and Nagi pounding on a bulkhead. “Stop.” she said, and
the other 2 did just that. “It seems that Kagato hasn’t fully gained
control over them.” She looked at Kiyone. “Gather You’re troops
Detective, we must go to the Soja, and Stop Kagato. If he gained
Control
of the Angels, the Universe would face a dark era indeed.”

Micah:  The plot thickens...

<snip>

        “Are you going to be ok, with just you’re sword?” she asked.
        “Yes.” Folken kept his eyes glued to Ifurita.
        “Why are you so intently focusing on Ifurita?” Kiyone said in
a rather
irritated tone after she notices where Folken’s gaze fell.
        “If trouble happens. She will be the first to know.”
        “Oh...it has nothing to do with her rather shapely ass in a
tight
costume does it?”

All:  ROFL!!!

        “No.”
        “Better not be.”
        They moved deeper and deeper into the ship for what seemed
hours.
        “How long is this going to take?” Asked Shayla.
        “It is unknown. Time is not subject to the normal rules of
time within
the Soja.” said Ifurita.
        “This thing is truly a marvel of technology.” said Misato.
        “You wouldn’t understand 90% of it. Maybe in another 10,000
years.”
        “Great. I’ll probably still be single then.”
        As they stepped into another darkened room, there was a bright
flash.
        “Welcome to my humble home.” Said Kagato. He stood on a dais
with a
broad staircase before him.
        “Give me the CARGO or I shall take It from you.” Said Ifurita.
She
thrust the Powerkey staff in front of herself, and pointed at Kagato.
        “Now now dear, I am you’re master.”
        “If you are speaking about the slave circuits, they will not
work. I am
free of them, and any attempt to control my people will be crushed by
me. You are 22,000 years too young to take over me.” Ifurita’s eyes
narrowed.

Cyclone:  That makes he around 40,000 years old I think...
'Shinji':  Give or take a 5 thou...
Micah:  Rather young, actually...

        Kiyone felt a slight rushing in her mind, and the same rushing
felt,
extinguished like a fire with a bucket of water poured on it.
        “IMPOSSIBLE!!!” Yelled Kagato, “I took this directly from her
DNA! This
is impossible!!!”
        “You cannot control us, because you’re will is weak.”
        “If I cannot control you, I will destroy you.” Kagato breaks
out in
maniacal laughter.
        “Under Galaxy Police articles 143, 28, 74 and 202 you are
under
arrest.” Kiyone points her pistol at Kagato. “You have the right to
remain silent...”
        “What is this?” Kagato looks at her with a rather bewildered
look on
his face.
        “If you cannot afford consul, one will be appointed.”
        Kagato teleports next to Ifurita and leans over. “What is she
doing?”
he asks.

Micah:  A subtle, but futile attempt at humor...

        The others fall down and bug out.
        They regain their standing and Kagato teleports to where he
was before
and they continue.
        “You will stop, before I open fire.” Kiyone leveled her PBG at

Micah:  I do have one question.  What the heck is a PBG????  I thought,
no, I *know* it was supposed to be a PPG.

Kagato.
        “Go, fire at me with you’re primitive weapon.” Kagato smiled.
        Kiyone fired. The blasts dissipated against an invisible wall
that
protected the vile man.
        “Damn.” she said.
        Kagato’s laughter filled the vast vaulted hall.
        Ryoko screamed a war cry and lept at Kagato, beam sabers
flashing.
Kagato effortlessly parried and sent Ryoko flying into Nagi, who was
advancing behind her parent.
        “I am Invincible!” Kagato declares.
        He is brought down to earth, or the ship, by a swift kick to
his more
delicate area, administered by Misato.

Micah:  Taking the Ivanova role to the extreme, I see...
Cyclone:  Ivanova is god...

        “How about that?” she asked him.
        “HOW DARE YOU!” Kagato lashed out with all of his will,
sending misato
soaring though the air. She disagreed into a vast metallic canyon. Her
Scream echoed though the hall.
        “MISATO!” Yelled Kiyone.

All:[softly]  Oh damn...

        “Kagato, you have no idea what you have just done.” Ifurita
Snarled,
and in an instant, she was on Kagato, her eyes blazing.

<snip dream-like seqence>

        “I...what about my friends fighting Kagato?”
        “They...are still alive.”
        “Are they winning.”
        “They will be.”
        “I have to go! I have to help them!”
        “And you will.”

Cyclone:  Interesting.  Again, Geoff seems to be splitting roles here. 
In this one, Misato appears to take upon one of the roles Sinclair
assumed.  

        Ifurita and Kagato pummeled each other with blows, over and
over. Their
blood covered their fists and clothing, and the polished floor.
        “Yield!” Yelled Ifurita, slamming Kagato’s head onto the
floor.
        “Never!” Kagato replied, kneeing Ifurita in the stomach.
        “Surrender!”
        The others lay on the ground, moaning and clutching broken
bones.
        Kiyone looked up. “What is that shimmering?”
        Kagato and Ifurita stopped their grappling and stared at the
glowing
form that seemed to form out of the air.
        “Amazing.” Said Ifurita.

Micah:  Ifurita, a Demon God, Impressed with something...
'Shinji':  That would be bad, wouldn't?

        And all was consumed by the light of a hundred suns.

        “And that’s what we saw.” said Kiyone. Her head was bandaged
and her
skin had a deep tan. She sat on the edge of a bed in the stations
MedLab.
        Misato, who lay in the bed, groaned. Her skin was sunburnt,
and her
purple hair was a shade lighter, as if bleached by the sun. They
actually looked like they’ve just come from the beach.
        “What was the light?” said Misato. She grimaced in pain.
        “I have no idea, but, after it subsided, we were all laying in
the
hall. You were back, and we all had this tan, save you, who looked
like
you’d been at the beach for a week straight. Kagato was gone, and,
there
was this little girl...well...that’s what we thought. She came out
and...then we were back on the station. The guys in the men’s bath
were
rather surprised.” Kiyone giggles. “That Eva pilot...Shinji, he was
rather...embarrassed.”
        “This girl...where is she?”
        “She went to see Tsunami. She said she wants to talk to you.
She’s
calling herself...Washuu. Oh yea, The Inquisition sent a message that

Micah:  Exactly how many saw this coming?  [All raise thier hands] 
Good.

they’ll be sending a representative. He’ll be here in a few days.”
        “Great. Just what we need...”
        “Other station news, new bridge crew. One of the special
children...the
ones that are made to operate computers.” Kiyone hesitates “Oops, not
made, trained. Anyway, I hope you feel better soon.”

Cyclone:  Again, interesting.  Geoff seems to be making some rather
subtle comments that will probably be made more evodent in the next
chapter.  I hope.  This comment seems extra interesting.
Micah:  Indeed.  The possible implications behind that statement are
many and varied.  

        Misato moves a bit and screws up her face in pain. “Even the
parts that
never get burnt are burnt...ouch...”
        “Well, just don’t move around. Here, I’ll turn on GNN.” Kiyone

Micah:  GNN?
Cyclone:  I like ISN better.

pulls a
screen over and places it near Misato’s bed. “I Gotta get back...no
doubt Mihoshi has ruined a half dozen things. Later.” Kiyone walked
out.
        “Great, GNN..” Misato sighed and watched.
        “In continuation on our story from earlier on in the week, the
King of
the Planet Fanelia, plus his Nekogen companion, and one of our own
psykers has disappeared. They were spotted in the Astorian Nation, but
are believed they are gone. Now, a statement from the Zaibach Empire.”
The talking head droned on.
        “WE of the Zaibach Empire wish only the safety of the King. If
you can
hear us, please be safe.” the Zaibach spokesmen said. Misato caught
something in the tone of his...her...whatever’s voice.
        “The Zaibach want something...” she said to herself.

'Shinji':  All together now...
All:  The plot thickens.

        “Sister.” said Washuu. She stood in the Quarters of Ambassador
Tsunami.
        Tsunami glided across the floor to stand before Washuu. The
height
Difference between the 2 was at least a foot and a half.
        “I have returned to this world...but...I will not resume my
position
within the sisterhood.” Washuu Declared.
        “We cannot function without you’re involvement.” said Tsunami
flatly.
        “You know what I said went I left. I didn’t like how Tokimi
and her
followers were using the Angels. They removed the basic emotion
circuits...Made them incapable of anything but hatred and
destruction.”
        “Sister...we need you...THEY are coming.”
        “THEY...” Washuu looked out the window into the inky blackness
of
space.

Micah:  The plot thickens...

END<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Micah:  well, what can I say.  This was a good job, better than most
would do, if a bit rushed.
Cyclone:  I agree, though this chapter seemed somehow better than the
other two.
'Shinji':  Probably because you know who was who in this one.  Geoff
never really properly introduced many of the people in the first place.

Just for some afternotes, This fanfic is closer to the B5 Style of
Story
telling, that means, the characters are realved constantly though the
story....not right out when you first meet them...

Cyclone:  Actually, the JMS style of writing is more of 'holographic'
storytelling.  You fisrt get a picture, then as the story goes on, the
rest of the story adds even more to the picture.  
Micah:  And, of cource, thier is the fine line between Mysterious and
downright Confusing, but Geoff seemed to avoid that in this chapter very
well.  More Mysterious than confusing.  And an excellent job at the
subtle hints.  
'Shinji':  I agree.  Very good overall, if a but rushed.  
Cyclone:  And a plot with the consistency and density of Lead!!!!
Micah:  True.  But if Geoff spaced the entire thing out more evenly, no
doubt he could go one for quite some time...
'Shinji':  Ah well, can't win them all...
Micah:  In general, Excellent job Geoff.  Can't wait for the next one!!!

[Fade out]