Ranma: Well, I have seen magical girl fanfics, and I have seen parodies of
magical girl fanfics, but this one...this one...oh, man.

Ryoga: (covering his face and shaking his head) Oh, that was bad. That was
so bad.

Ranma: The choice of girls was bad enough, but "TRANVISITE KICK?!?!"
Hoo-boy...;

(Ryoga starts giggling wildly...or sobbing wildly. It's hard to tell.)

Ranma: You know what the scary thing is? I laughed. I truly laughed. This
was so, so bad, that I'm dying to see a sequel. Maybe even see this
extended into a series or something. That's scary.

(Ryoga takes his hands from his face, which is streaming with tears.
However, he has a wide, manic grin on his face.)

Ryoga: I'LL KILL HIM!  I'LL KILL HIM SO DEAD!! THAT WAS AWFUL! BWA-HA...HA!
HA! HA! BUTA SCOUTS! RYOUGA KAMEN! HA, HA! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! THAT WAS
SO BAD, BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! HE'S DEAD MEAT!

Ranma: Yeah, kill him. But wait to see if he does the sequel...or at least
another bad interview. I like those.

Ryoga: Oh yeah. Those are funny. I'll wait. Then I'll kill him.
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