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From: "James Champagne" <jwchampagne@classic.msn.com>
To: bogue@oak.negia.net 
Subject: RE: [FFML] [ideas] Too many ideas for me to write.
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 97 00:02:24 UT 

Ryoucilo
bogue@negia.net
Ryoucilo:Okay here's a message by Mr.Champagne.
Grand Guignol:How come we never get messages from Mr.Tequila?
Ryoucilo:Because he was a character in a movie and doesn't exist.
Grand Guignol:Damn you and your logic!

Something about the whole P-Chan/Akane relationship puzzles me. Considering

the usually prudish Ryoga's typical reaction to scantily-clad (let alone

nude) 
Ryoucilo:Actually the only time he got a nosebleed from seeing a woman
partially
clothed and not totally naked was when  Akane pressed him up to her chest
when she was wearing only her sports bra.
Grand Guignol:Hey! How come Ryouga never gets nosebleeds when he sees Ranma
naked?! She's got a really good body and he isn't bothered when he sees
Ranma in
his girl form!
Ryoucilo:It could be Ryouga only thinks of Ranma as a guy and-
Grand Guignol:Yeah right! I say Ryouga's been doing the hanky panky with
Ranma and that's
why he can look at her naked!
Ryoucilo:That's been suggested, but it's not very likely.
Grand Guignol:Bah it's still possible I say!

women--ie., strangled outcry, massive nosebleed, dead faint--which he also 
displays as P-Chan--how likely is it that he's really _seen_ anything in 
Akane's bedroom? We can assume he doesn't burst blood vessels and pass out 

Ryoucilo:Not very.
Grand Guignol:Man if I was P-Chan I would look!
Ryoucilo:I'm sure you would.

every time Akane gets ready for bed. ("P-Chan?!? Not again! Snap out of it!

[rattle rattle rattle] Darn! Better take him to the vet tomorrow.") 

Grand Guignol:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Ryoucilo:Has P-Chan ever been taken to the vet?
Grand Guignol:Nah, Akane would have had him nuetered or something by now!
Ryoucilo:Yes, P-Chan is a rather violent pig.

So--perhaps he has found ways (more and more ingenious/ridiculous as time

goes 

by) to avoid seeing her disrobe.

Ryoucilo:Ridiculous, yes. Ingenious, no.

This might be the basis for an interesting story in itself ("The Perils of 
P-Chan"?), or it might put an interesting spin on the Akane discovering 
Ryoga's secret story. (Ranma asks her, as she mallets Ryoga into the

ground, 

just _what_ he's actually seen of her. Akane sputters, thinks back on

P-Chan's 

odd behaviour around bedtime, transfers her anger to Ranma, punts him into

the 

next prefecture...)

Ryoucilo:Why would Ranma help out Ryouga?
Grand Guignol:Yeah he would just wait for Ryouga to get all his bones broken
before
he helped out! He wouldn't try to talk her out of getting mad.
Ryoucilo:I think Ranma's pretty stupid. He thinks that Akane won't get mad
at him when
she finds out about P-Chan when we all know that Akane ends up blaming Ranma
for anything
bad that happens.
Grand Guignol:Ryouga will get killed first then Ranma will get off pretty
lucky and have only all of
his bones broken.

Ah, well. My guess is that she's known he's been P-Chan all along. She's 
pretty clueless, but she's no Kuno. 

Ryoucilo:Hmm.. Why is it that Akane can be so clueless when Ryouga is
involved when everything
else she's pretty sharp?
Grand Guignol:Akane knows! She's going to tell Ryouga that she knows and
make him become her
love slave.
Ryoucilo:I don't think Ryouga would mind.
Grand Guignol:Indeed.

Jim Champagne

Grand Guignol:Until we find better things to write about. Ja ne.