Scott Pollert wrote:

It won't get out of my head!!!!

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Mr. Ranma's Neighborhood
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        Ranma wore a big smile as he casually dodged Happosai's Happo

Daikarin.

The giant firecracker exploded harmlessly as it went pass. "Argh! Ranma,
I'll get you yet!" Happosai cried out in frustration.

        Suddenly, Ranma turned to look at the camera. "Hey kids!? Can you

say

Hiryu Shoten Ha?"

        "HIRYU SHOTEN HA!"

        "I knew you could!" Ranma gleefully cheered as Happosai went

spiraling

away into the sunset.

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Bye now!

Scott, I'd almost dare you to write one where Mr. Ranma's Neighbourhood

shows

kids how Jusenkyou really works!

Nightbreak

    This sounds like a good dare to me...okay why not?

Silly Assed Productions presents...

Never-in-Jusenkyoland
    A sidebar to Mr.Ranma's Neighborhood.

"Blame others for what you are about to read"
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"Okay children, now that the bad stranger Happosai has gone, I bet we can
see where he went by sending off the magic trolley." Ranma says, turning to
a small red trolley near him.

The trolley turns and bwee's at him. Ranma smiles insanely and sends it on
it's way.

The scene switches to the inside of the Jusenkyo kingdom of make believe,
Mr.Ranma can't break copyright with Disney, so he has named it
"Never-in-Jusenkyoland". He just hopes the rat has a sense of humor.

We see a blue castle rising out of what looks to be a swamp. There are many
pools around and the area is basically quiet.

Mr.Ranma steps gingerly over a pool and approaches the castle. A fat sock
puppet wearing an army issue uniform steps out to address him. All the
kiddies chear as they know that it is King Jusenkyo Guide. King Guide is
good and fair, but he does have this annoying apeach impediment, especially
in the dub.

"Oh...Good Morning Mister Sir," He says, bowing to Ranma.

"My name is Mister Ranma, Good King Guide. How's the kingdom doing today?"
Ranma asked, as cheery as ever.

"Oh, it doing well, but have strange encounter with other sir," He said,
pointing towards the far end of the ponds towards a large tree.

"Other sir?" Ranma asked.

"Yes, he try steal Queen Akane panty, so I punish him by law," Guide said.

Mister Ranma looked back at King Guide and bigsweated.

"She's not..."

King Guide shook his head.

"She punt him into tree."

Mister Ranma shook his head and turned to the audience.

"You see kids, violence is bad, but making Queen Akane unhappy is even
worse."

Mister Ranma went to the tree and reached in. He pulled out a battered
looking old troll and walked back to the pools.

"Oh what you doing Sir?" The king asked.

Mister Ranma looked up at the king and covered a smile that would have
frightened the kiddies. The king started to shake as it was.

"I...It very bad if he...if he fall in..." The king muttered.

Mister Ranma smiled again.

"I know," He said, tossing Happosai carelessly into one pool.

Ranma turned to the kiddies and continued.

"You know that I have to be very careful when I feed the fishes kids,
because if I get wet, then I turn into Misses Ranma. And that's not good at
all. Well, there are other types of curses that happen in
Never-in-Jusenkyoland. There is one special curse that not many people know
about," Mister Ranma explained.

He pulled out a pair of salad tongs and fished into the pool and pulled out
Happosai. He looked very different though.

Happy woke up and was disoriented.

"Wh-What have you done...?" He asked, looking at himself.

"A simple dip in the Spring of Drowned Imaginary Puppet should cool you off
for a while," Mister Ranma said happily, "Good King Guide, can you find a
place for our newest imaginary friend?"

The King nodded. A good king. A wise king. He knows.

Happosai began crying as the trolley bwee'd past and headed to the real
world again.
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Ah well, something to pass the time before vacation....

Josh "Gargoyle" Trujillo

"Stone cold protector of the Righteous"