[Warhammer walks up to the podium and addresses all those in th FFML]

WH: Greetings everyone.

For all of those who have read my fanfic, Seraphim's Judgment, I am 
happy to say that I am almost done with the final chapter. I will send 
out the first draft tomorrow. 

Yet, before I do so...

[Calls to Mr. Yaple]Hey Brian! Thanks for the MST and more 
importantly... What are the odds that Washu's giving in that lobby of 
yours? I want to see who's betting on what. 

WH: Finally, I want to give away a TINY spoiler about it, but since I 
can't do it right I asked Tomo from Yuu Watase's Fushigi Yuugi to do it 
for me. 

[From behind the curtain, Tomo comes out and nods to Warhamer. Turning 
to those who dare to look into his eyes, he whispers.]

Tomo: I will say no more than this... one or more of the characters you 
have grown to know in this fic will meet their end. [He silently cackles 
and Warhammer clasps.] 

WH: Let's hear it for Kakaka the Homo...[snickers]

Tomo: [Frown] You do realize that I despise that name the cross dresser 
called me in the OVA.

WH: True, but it was funny. 

Tomo: kisama...[pulls out one of his Shin, ready to make another 
illusion, yet it doesn't work.]

WH: Good thing I rigged this place against Chi, or I'd be a dead man. 

Tomo: You... you...

WH: Just get back to your set Tomo, you're done.

[Tomo huffs and walks out.]

WH: Anyway... do as the boy scout motto says... "Be Prepared"

[He starts to walk away and says rather quickly]

WH: Also... this one will be two parts as well [And runs behind the 
curtain to where he thinks he's safe. From behind, Nuku taps him on the 
shoulder. He turns in confusion.]

WH: yes?

Nuku: Ano... you're Warhammer right?

WH: I wouldn't be me if I wasn't...

Nuku: Good... now remember what you did to me in Z-Tron Dreams?

WH: I blew you up right?

Nuku: Good, you do remember... [Her usuually cheerful smle is repliced 
by a venomous sneer as razor sharp hand claw grow out of her hands.]... 
NOW DIE!!!!

[The following scenes have been omitted for morality and for those of 
the weak of heart. Meanwhile Tomo looks on.]

WH: MOMMIE!!!! OOOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWO!!!!

Tomo: Ohh, I didn't know he could bend _THAT_ far... [Winces] Ouch!

[Erica Carter also decides to deal a little pain to our intrepid writer. 
And any who can hear in this big ol net could hear his screams of pain.]

WH: Owie..


Teknos WarHammer-
"I ate all the dim sum, and then some. Dimsum, then some. GET IT!" 
*Ba*du*tis*(Drum sounds)
                       -King Kai(Oh Sama) [DBZ]

-Knight of the True Fiancee. A.K.A. Akane Tendou
-Fanfic writer of Teknoman and other great manga and anime.
-Self appointed Guardian of Kiyone Makibi.
-And so much more!



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