Gary Kleppe wrote:

<a train whistle blows once more, a portal yawns wide once more, and two
figures deboard once more>

Krudd: You IGNOWED, Gawy?!?!

Keener: <hangs head low> I never realised what he had posted, you have to
understand, my mailbox virtually exploded over AWA. Then I had work, my
Senior Manager quit, I haven't had a real off day in... <looks at Krudd and
sighs> No excuses, I know. Gomen Gary-san.

On Thu, 13 Nov 1997 05:52:37 -0600, Keener <otakunxs@bellsouth.net>
wrote:

Humorous crossover anyone? If you guessed the mystery series by the
title alone, you've been paying attention, have a snakey cake. C&C, MST,

Offhand I'd guess... gee... Car 54 Where Are You? Or is it a trick
question?

Keener: Hmmm, does that mean a Munsters cross over is next on my palate?
Ranma as Herman? So sorry, you fall in spring of drowned, effiminate monster.
Very cursed spring.

FFIRC,

You have to Email it in to get it FFIRCd, y'know.

and what not, DESPERATLY needed... love me? Please?

Nope. Not gonna C&C this. You can't make me!!

Keener: We have a C&Cer who's being a bit difficult, Krudd, realase the soft
and comfy Mokonators.

Krudd: Weft them back at the wetweat.

Keener: <sighs> Then we have no choice, Krudd, the RACK!

Krudd: <pales visibly> Do I have to?

Keener: It's for commentary, do it damn you!

<Krudd sighs, looks around, gets a bucket of water and splashes Keener who
goes to busty female, a fine rack indeed>

Keener: Oh brudda man, I'VE got a lovely bunch of cocanuts. <Krudd bigsweats>

       First class Detective Mihoshi carefully wiped an errant lock of
hair from her friend's fevered face. Kiyone, eye's still closed, moaned

eyes

softly and tried to snuggle deeper into the medical cot. Sterile white
surrounded them, as bizarre machines glowed silently, going about the
countless jobs necessary to keep the dark hared woman comfortable. I

haired

like the pretty lights, thought the blonde operative hoping that they

You might want to do something to set off the first person thought
there. Put it in *stars* or _underlines_ or something. This really
confused me at first.

brought some form of soothing to her soulmate. Suddenly, her hand was
griped in by the clawing grasp of a woman in pain.

gripped. (And I'd take out the 'in'.)

Keener: Yeah, it's working. See Krudd? I told you self respect was overrated.

Krudd: You said the same thing about a spellchecker, wook at all those.

Keener: Duly noted, as for the thought sequence, I'm afraid It looks alot
like I slipped into first person. Have to reword that one.

       "Come here detective Mihoshi, I've got a job for you. See this
button? DON'T TOUCH IT!" Kiyone cried out, her eyes wild as she pulled
Mihoshi down to her, yelling the last in and through the young woman's
head. "You won't push it will you? The jolly candy like button!"

Well, I was wrong. It's a Ren and Stimpy crossover.

Keener: Actually, I WAS planning on a Marooned episode for this series.
<morphs into Mihoshi> This thing makes the kawaiiest beeps!

       Mihoshi looked down to her partner as if to say, "Of course,
Kiyone, you just rest, worry about getting better. I-I'll be fine
without you, just get well." Had the other officer not had hands firmly
around her neck, shaking her viscously, she just might have said it.

I think you mean "viciously".

Krudd: Isn't that a tewm for the fwowing pwoperties of a wiquid?

Keener: Well, you gotta go with the flow, like a river <makes waving motions
with his hands>

Krudd: <GRITs his teeth>

       A uniformed nurse ran in and frantically injected some solution
into Kiyone's arm, as several orderlies separated her from Mihoshi and
activated hidden restraints on the bed. Wiping the tears from her blue
eyes, the tan woman simply smiled. She still had so much life left in
her.

Yeah, despite Kiyone's best efforts too.

Krudd: I think that was Mihoshi thinking.

Keener: Well, her thought processes ARE supposed to be hard to follow <looks
at the skeptical huntsman> Okay, okay, I'l try and clear it up a bit.

       "Yes sir!" the orderlies cried in unison. A bespectacled man in
a lab coat adjusted his glasses dramatically. "Don't you worry, she's
got more then a few good millenium left in her. We'll do everything we

millennia (and millennium is the singular)

can to see that these two are never parted again!"

Krudd: Wack of word knowwedge? Or poor gwammer, you be the judge.

       Kiyone eye's opened wide and suddenly the computer screens

eyes

seemed to writhe in pain and horror. The orderlies tightened the
restrainers and the nurse hypoed another injection into the thrashing
woman.

       "That's the fighting spirit of the Galaxy Police right there

there,

gentlemen. You take good care of it!" As Kiyone gave one last frantic
pull on her restraints, reaching out to her partner, murder in her eyes
the Section Chief saluted her. Then he placed another paw on Mihoshi.
"Let's leave her to rest now, she wouldn't want us to witness her time
of weakness. Besides, I have to speak with you."

       "Just let me say my good-bye's." Mihoshi noticed the Chief's

byes. Apostrophes are for possessive's! :)

warning smile and nodded solemnly, "I mean my... until we meet again."

Krudd: Siwly wwiter, and pweweaders awe for YOU!

Keener: It's not my fault, I've been Trixed!

       "That's the spirit detective, carry on." The wolf-man gave

spirit, detective

Mihoshi a salute and walked out the door, ushering the attendants out as
well, leaving her alone with her loved one.

       "Parting, parting is such sweet sorrow that I... that isn't
right." Mihoshi walked over to the largest and most impressive of the
medical devices. "The red and green light is a lot more cheery, and
that's what you need." She fiddled with the dials a bit, until the
proper colors danced about the machine's surface.

Uh oh...

<Keener morphs into Mousse and then ducks and covers>

       "What the hell? This is set for a Splogroth's biorhythms! She
can't take that much pressure, she's going to blow for sure captain!"

Now it's Star Trek... must be a mega-Xover.

Krudd: That or some hentai.

Keener: I'll never forget the time I heard Scotty singing "I Like Big Butts
and I canna deny!"

       "Here's your new assignment." The silver wolf chief handed the
platinum blonde detective the diamond crystal plaque. Instantly, data
and pictures danced about the clear sheet, detailed maps, mug shots and
bakery locations all at her fingertips. "These area's are considered
high target zones for our escapee's, memorize them and..."

escapees.

       "What a cute little basset hound."

       "Ah, that's Oshi, a viscous cur if ever there was one. Don't let
those cute widdle ears fool you. He's actually quite dangerous, he's got
a mean streak a mile wide. Take note detective, or death awaits you with

note, detective,

nasty pointy teeth."

Holy Grail now....

Keener: NO one got the Basset Hound reference... NO ONE! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Krudd: Ever consider that maybe it just doesn't work?

       "NO! Detective, we have lost too many good officers to this new
menace. There's more then just a group of deviants all about the cosmos,
their coming together, forming alliances, working as one. I'll put one

they're

       "Yes, I'm not completely up on his bio, but he's supposed to be
first rate. No one is really sure where he came from. He's human so the
guess is a Jurian colony."

But the Jurai is still out on that one. :)

The lupine stood and leaned against the thin
sheet of transparent aluminum, the only thing keeping him safe from a
thousand ways to die and nobody to hear you scream. "Boy wandered in on

hear him scream.

a training exercise, four class three Aptoms, and he... won. Mihoshi,
the guy wasn't wearing a battle suit, and he won."

Krudd: Juwy? Juwai? He's as bad as you.

Keener: Worse actually, and you wouldn't believe Zen's ability, too bad I
wasn't feeling good that night. Oh and I meant to put "you" instead of "him"
It stresses the quote he's... well that he's quoting.

       "Cute, good fangs too." Mihoshi blushed slightly as she scanned
the image.

"Good fang?" Must be Ryoga. Explains why he just wandered in.

Krudd: Finally! Would the mystewy guest come out and sign in pwease?

Keener: <morphs into Ryouga> Just a sec, I can't find the curtain opening...
hey... where am I? This isn't the Sullivan show! <gets hit with a flying
chair> Damn it Springer!

       "And, that was over three hours ago, no one knows where he is
currently." Sergeant Tylor retreated hastily as fire alight Chief
Alhourn's eyes.

I don't think 'alight' is the right word. Probably just 'lit'.

Krudd: Awight? That'd be wanding in his eyes. AND it's misspewled.

Keener: Oops.

       Meanwhile, a young man sneezed abruptly, drawing the attention
of the ten foot man eating plant. Wiping his nose on his sleeve, he
gathered his reserves together for the coming battle. Still, this sure
as hell didn't LOOK like the bathroom, but that was par for the course
in this crazy place. The young man uttered a quiet oath before charging,
"This is all your fault Ranma!"

Yup. I was right.

End Part One

Well, I got some pretty good laughs out of it, despite having been in a
cheesed-off mood when I started (for reasons having nothing to do with
you or this story). Kiyone can never catch a break, can she. But Ryoga
is too nigh-invulnerable for Mihoshi to do him much damage. Now if she
were to hook up with Ranma... :)

Keener: I'm glad you enjoyed. Care to tell me privately why you were so
annoyed? Oh and as for Ranma, well, both series will get visits from the
directional dyslesic duo and don't worry about Kiyone, she'll have her fun
later on, believe me. Thanks SO much for the C&C.

Krudd: And for not bwasting this hack for not wesponding sooner.

Keener: <scratching back of his head> Yeah, that too.

FFIRC. C&C? It's what we do!
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Caretaker of the Dark and Lonely Place (COR Deaconate)
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The Parrot King
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