A crowd of SD characters gathered around a sumo ring decorated with
flowers, Hello Kitty pins, rainbows...you get the idea. 

An announcer stepped to the side of the ring, holding a microphone.
"Welcome, everyone, to the Kawaii Wars! Today, four well-known kawaii
competitors are going to attempt to push each other from the ring
with their kawaiiness! Let's welcome the competitors! Ah, here they
come now!"

"KAWAII!" the SD crowd cheered.

A fat, egg-shaped white rabbit bounced into the ring. "Puu!" it said
happily.

Next, a small, brown, furry cat-like creature with rabbit ears hopped
into the ring, nibbling a carrot. "Nyao?"

A black pig wearing a bandana trotted into the ring. "Bwee?"

Finally, a young girl, probably about 3 or 4, with heart-shaped
odangos in her red hair, toddled into the ring. "Chibi-Chibi!" she
said.

"And the match is on!" cried the announcer, stepping away from the
ring before he could suffer insulin shock.

"Puu!"
"Nyao!"
"Bwee!"
"Chibi-Chibi!"

"Puu!"
"Nyao!"
"Bwee!"
"Chibi-Chibi!"

........seventeen hours later......

Bloated, fly-covered SD corpses littered the arena, as the crowd had
all dropped dead from sugar shock the previous day. In the ring, the
black piglet was dozing peacefully, being cuddled by the little girl.


"Puu!"
"Nyao!"
"Piggie."

"Puu!"
"Nyao!"
"Slee....py."

Chibi-Chibi fell asleep, cuddling P-chan. 

Mokona and Ryo-Ohki blinked, and looked at the girl, then at the
surroundings, then at each other.

"Puu?"
"Nyao."

Mokona and Ryo-Ohki hopped out of the ring, and out of the arena.

P-chan stirred, wriggled free of the toddler holding him, and trotted
off into the sunset.

Chibi-Chibi slept peacefully, blissfully unaware that she had won the
Kawaii Wars.

Nobody would ever know, it seems.