Left, right, left, left...

Ranma scratched his head.  "Where am I?"

A passing motor scooter doused him, "hey!  Watc-"  *bwee!*

Bwee?

In a puddle, Ranma saw a pigtailed piglet.

***

"Aaaahh!"

Dreaming, you were just dreaming... *whew*

Ranma raised his head and sighed.

The panda, who had been sleepwalking, sat on him.

***

P-chan smiled in his sleep.

***

Mr. Panda walked into the waiting room, waddling. He sat near 
the table.

Nabiki, who was sitting on the other side, asked, "what 
happened to you?"

A sign answered:  I slept on my son wrong.

Nabiki shifted in her seat.  Another sign asked:  what's with
you?

Nabiki squirmed some more.  "I slept on my wallet wrong."

Kasumi daintily entered with a tray of mugs and a tea cup.

"Say, Kasumi... what's wrong?"

Kasumi blushed a bit.  "I... uh... slept on my broom wrong."

Akane walked in, bent slightly at the hips.

Nabiki looked wary.  "Okay.  What did you sleep on wrong?"

Akane yawned as she sat.  "A pig."

Under Mr. Panda, Ranma muffled a "What?!"

Mr. Tendo walked in with a big smile.

"Father," Kasumi started, "your mustache is crooked."

Ms. Hinako bouncied in.  "I sat on his mustache wrong."

***

Missing Bloom County...

Switch
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