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From: Mr. Otakki <tsaie@Gridley.ACNS.Carleton.edu>
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Date: Saturday, November 29, 1997 9:31 PM
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"Right, the Triforce.  I gotta get the Triforce so I can tap into the big
keg of whupass-"

"No, unleash the nystic power within yourself."
"Okay.  I unleash the thingy from inside me so I can beat the crap outta
Dannon."
"No, Ganon."
"Right.  So I beat up the guy and I rescue the princess... uh... princess
whats-her-name."
"Akane.  Princess Akane."
"What?!  I have to rescue that-"

All I have to say is LOL. That is too funny. 

"Great!  This must be it!  All I need to do now is find the other seven
glowing yellow equilateral triangles, and reunite them in an effort to
instigate a full scale neo-political revolution in the sociostructure of
the monsters in this place!"
<mystic voice>
"You're supposed to be a sword swinging, neanderthal hero.  you don't use
words bigger than two syllables."
</mystic voice>

LOL. I can't see Ranma using more than 2 syllable words anyway ;)