RPM UPDATE:

I'm still working on it, in case anyone cares(which I seriously doubt). Isn't
that a shame?
Also, to clear up some confusion, RPM isn't named for RpM, the FFML guy, but
the Kewl(Kewl=certified "Kick-@$$") song by Sugar Ray, and a depressing week
I had, not to mention some crap lying around the rooms of No Tomorrow
Productions. And yes, Sytiracon's artifacts come from Elvenbane, the book.
I don't get the FFML here, so send any C&C to gort@aracnet.com with
NTPFANSUCK in the header.
And this might also turn this into a X-Over.
Last but not least, I can say with all certainty that TK's head explodes
_exactly_ like a watermelon on Gallagher. Except a little more blood.
Anyway, this ties into it. and is stupid. and short. extremely short. maybe a
page long. enjoy. I think--------
(play B+B theme song)
No Tomorrow Productions presents:
Sick


"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-I'll be right there! hold on, and DON'T PUKE THE
TURKEY SAMMICH!!!!!"
I ran into Flynn's room. Just as he said, he was _sick_. too sick to finish
RPM pt.2. "Oh, come on, man, I gotta get it done!!!!!!!"I yelled as I almost
tripped on one of his numerous guns. Flynn's room was as messy as Misato
Katsuragi's in Evangelion, except more guns and sex toys. sometimes even
weird combos of 'em. I looked at flynn, and realized that he had eaten bad
Thanksgiving leftovers. I gulped. If he had eaten any turkey stuffing, he was
a dead man. 
"look, *ulp* I'll be better tomorrow."He looked so pathetic I had to believe
him. But it was okay. I was having writer's block anyway."Oh, fine. Anyway,
How's the RPM dojinshi goin' ?" He weakly nodded towards a pile of papers'
burped, and then said, "oooohh, man, I feel my lunch coming back to me-"
I ducked out the door, clutching the papers, and screaming, "Oh Yuck!!!!!
Cleanup on Aisle 6!!!"
 The End