Subject: The lamest debate this week (was re: blah blah blah RANMA AND AKANE FOREVER!)
From: Dustin Goeller
Date: 11/25/1997, 7:53 PM
To: "Zon-Nan Chen" <Zznnchen@classic.msn.com>, "Lord Archive" <archive@mich.com>, "Nobody" <pmak@cs.stmarys.ca>
CC: "FFML" <fanfic@fanfic.com>

Zon-Nan Chen, have you been drinking again? What have I told you about 
mixing alcohol and e-mail? Just look at what you wrote! =)

CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?!?!?! SHUT UP ABOUT HOW BAD AKANE IS FOR RANMA!!!! 
AKANE LOVES RANMA!!!!! RANMA LOVES AKANE!!!!!
DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED AT MT. PHOENIX?!?!?! THE BOMBED 
WEDDING?!?!?!?!? THE CHARLOTTE CUP?!?!?!?!?!? I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF 
YOUR 
ANTI-AKANE-NAZI-STYLE HATE!!!!HAVEN'T YOU EVER MADE A POST THAT DIDN'T 
RANT ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT HOW BAD 
AKANE IS?!?!?!?!?!? AKANE HITS RANMA BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM!!!!! WOULD SHE BE 
UPSET AT HIM IF SHE DIDN'T WANT THE ENGAGEMENT?!?! LOOK AT ALL THOSE TIMES 
HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN RID OF THE ENGAGEMENT!!!!!!
DOJO DESTROYER! FORMULA 114! THOSE FIGHTS WITH RYOGA!CAT TONGUE! 

Well, now we all know whose posters you have covering the walls of your 
room. 

Does what you said really prove anything? HOW can it prove anything? 
Ranma and Akane can be whatever you want them to be. There is no law of 
fan fiction (Or, at least not yet.). 

You know, I've been smart enough not to write any romance between Ranma 
and whoever. (Er, there is that one, but it doesn't count.) I know the 
kinds of responses people can get. And it angers me. Do you really have 
the arrogance to think that they wrote this JUST to please you? Do you 
really think that the only way something can be written is the way YOU 
think it should be written? If someone wants Ranma and Shampoo together, 
no one should prevent them from doing so. Let people write about what 
they want too.

Listen. If you don't like a fic because Ranma doesn't end up with Akane, 
don't complain about it. Do something that may actually have positive 
results. Like write a short story where Ranma get Akane, or something 
similar. Don't complain to everyone about something so trivial.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP, NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!

Your e-mails speak to you? I'm not the ONLY ONE?!? =P

DARN YOU, NOBODY!!!! DARN YOU ALL THE WAY TO HECCCKKK!!!!!

But, we are already subscribed to the FFML. =)

I am sure that by now, this thread has been replied to death or banned. 
But, I wouldn't know, because my current means of connection is a 2400 
baud modem bought for a MacPlus back in the mid eighties. I've only been 
able get about half my mail. (I am NOT downloading the next 4 ZILLION 
messages @ 2400 bps!) But I HAD to respond to this... If this thread HAS 
been banned, I would suggest replying to this on the FFML-D 
<ffml-d@universal-net.com> to prevent Tybalt from exploding.

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Dustin Goeller               \
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It's 11:00. Do you know where your SPAM is?