This is a really sick and twisted idea that's been floating around my
head for the past day or so.  I don't think that I could do it, and I'm not
content to just let the thing die, so I'm posting it here:

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  Akari loves pigs, right?  Well, what if that love extended to the point
where she would only have sex with a pig?  How would this affect Ryouga,
who as P-Chan  isn't cut out to do the job?  What would he attempt to make
his cursed form "larger?"  How would the rest of the cast take this?

  Yes, I know, it's pretty damn mean.  That's why I like it so much. ;-)
  It certainly is a different kind of lemon. ;-)