At 22:57 11/23/97, Zon-Nan Chen wrote:

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From:   Nobody

Also what's with all the Ranma/Akane pairings in all these fic ideas?
Akane beats Shampoo in a fight for Ranma? Ranma dumps Shampoo? Ranma
dumps Ukyou? ARGGG!! :P What about poor Ucchan and Shampoo-chan? They
deserve Ranma as much as Akane does, if not more. :) They sure treat him
better than Akane do. (The way Akane beats Ranma would be considered
abuse if it wasn't supposed to be funny...)

CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?!?!?! SHUT UP ABOUT HOW BAD AKANE IS FOR RANMA!!!! AKANE
LOVES RANMA!!!!! RANMA LOVES AKANE!!!!!
DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED AT MT. PHOENIX?!?!?! THE BOMBED WEDDING?!?!?!?!?
THE CHARLOTTE CUP?!?!?!?!?!? I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR
ANTI-AKANE-NAZI-STYLE HATE!!!!
HAVEN'T YOU EVER MADE A POST THAT DIDN'T RANT ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT HOW BAD
AKANE IS?!?!?!?!?!? AKANE HITS RANMA BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM!!!!! WOULD SHE BE
UPSET AT HIM IF SHE DIDN'T WANT THE ENGAGEMENT?!?! LOOK AT ALL THOSE TIMES HE
COULD HAVE GOTTEN RID OF THE ENGAGEMENT!!!!!!
DOJO DESTROYER! FORMULA 114! THOSE FIGHTS WITH RYOGA!
CAT TONGUE!

Ara...  Please don't shout.

You know, there ARE those who think that Ranma and Akane are terrible for
each other.  And, try as he might, Zen was unable to find even the slightest
trace of Nazi-style hate in Nobody-san's remarks...  That accusation was
WAY out of line, sir.

Besides - he's right.  If it weren't comedy, it WOULD be abuse.

Whatever fiancee you think is best for Ranma, it is your opinion, and
others have as much right to voice theirs as you do yours.  Zen loves
Ukyou, but you don't see Zen trashing Lawson because he pairs Ranma up with
Akane!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP, NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!

DARN YOU, NOBODY!!!! DARN YOU ALL THE WAY TO HECCCKKK!!!!!

Zen suggests respectfully that you chill out and STOP THE SHOUTING.

Zen no Itan-sha