=^_^= Well, a while back, someone made a comment about a filk song like
this, and since I love the original song, I couldn't help but write it up.
Please don't flame me! 

Stomping your Bokken Ass

*a parody of Walking on Broken Glass by Annie Lennox*

(should be sung by onna-Ranma, with the 3 Fiances as backup)


You were the stupidest thing that I ever knew

But I don't care for Shakespeare honey, specially from you

Since you first glomped on me

My whole life in hell

Won't you let me knock you out

'Cause it feels like I'm always stomping your bokken ass


Stomping on stomping on bokken ass


Kuno's flyin' through the big blue sky

And it means a lot to me

Don't let the rain come down

Let that fool run past me

I'm living in a hectic world

With all these perverts 'round

And you're always such a loudmouth boor

That it feels like I'm always stomping your bokken ass


Stomping on stomping on bokken ass


And you're a-trying to hunt me down

You want to cop a feel

Cause if you're trying to hunt me down

That mouth of yours I'll seal

And if you want to date me

There's everything to fear

Cause if you try to date me

I'll rip off one of your ears


Now why am I always made to suffer

When I do no evil deed

But I'm always punchin' you, my brother

And the boredom's cut too deep

Pop, take me from this wreckage

I'll dodge Akane's wrath

I'll pack up and go right back

Don't make me keep on stompin'...

Stomping your bokken ass


Stomping on stomping on bokken ass