Subject: [FFML] [Spammish] Announcement from me
From: "Zon-Nan Chen" <Zznnchen@classic.msn.com>
Date: 11/24/1997, 2:01 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I have a few things to say here.

1. I am not upset that <Nobody>-san doesn't like Akane. What I am upset about 
is that <N> won't shut up about it. Has anyone ever seen a post where he/she 
didn't bash Akane? 

2. Don't call me Zon-Nan Chen. That's my Dad's name. I am using his account. 
Just refer to me by Grant.

3. I wrote that post after having a really bad day, reading Ranma-Akane 
fanfics, obsessing over how <N> won't post anything that doesn't bash 
Akane,and drinking a 32-ounce mixture of Jolt, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, 7-UP, 
Barq's Root Beer, A & W Root Beer, A & W Cream Soda, Ice Tea, Dr. Pepper, and 
5 packets of sugar. I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. Sugar and caffiene do strange 
things to the mind.

4. The day <N> makes a post that doesn't bash Akane is the day I quit drinking 
the above-mentioned concoction. BTW, It tastes really good. Try some sometime!
!!