Subject: Re: [FFML] happosia [request]
From: "Kevin Vanderhoef" <khat_9@hotmail.com>
Date: 11/22/1997, 3:36 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com, khat_9@hotmail.com, happosai@jps.net











































Since you don't have the good sense to respect your elders, it's time 
you faced the wrath of...

Anything Goes School of Lemon Fanfiction Ultimate Technique:

Happo-nosebleed-satsu!

Note carefully, students: by presenting your opponent with images of 
his favorite anime females engaged in sexual antics, you cause him to 
suffer massive nosebleeds, thus draining his blood supply and sapping 
the strength he needs to defend himself. Unfortunately, the 
Happo-nosebleed-satsu does have one critical weakness...

"DIE, HENTAI!!!!"

<Sound of Akane's mallet smashing perverted martial arts sensei>

<Pained moan> It only works on males...
It also doesn't work on members of a different species, or other
Hentais (who are hardened to the attack).

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