"Kevin Vanderhoef" <khat_9@hotmail.com> said:

A young lady bows befor the Great and Powerful master, and asks;
       "Oh Great and Powerful Master Happosai Would you please,
        rub your body between my bre..."

Why, of course m'dear!

"_WAKE_UP_YA_PERVERT!!!!" yells a Tiger-striped Felinoid.
Then Khat asks for the Master Pervert to repost the webpage where
the previous chapters of Aikan Muyo can be found again.

<Sputter!> <Snort!> <Wheeze!> Where'd the pretty lady go?!?!?!

Oh, well. Since you asked, m'boy, the URL for that is:

http://ugrad-www.cs.colorado.edu/~andersor/fanfics/aikan/aikan.html

thanks!

-- Somebody out there said Hentai baiting can be fun, or was that
   Hentai Batting?

Since you don't have the good sense to respect your elders, it's time 
you faced the wrath of...

Anything Goes School of Lemon Fanfiction Ultimate Technique:

Happo-nosebleed-satsu!

Note carefully, students: by presenting your opponent with images of 
his favorite anime females engaged in sexual antics, you cause him to 
suffer massive nosebleeds, thus draining his blood supply and sapping 
the strength he needs to defend himself. Unfortunately, the 
Happo-nosebleed-satsu does have one critical weakness...

"DIE, HENTAI!!!!"

<Sound of Akane's mallet smashing perverted martial arts sensei>

<Pained moan> It only works on males...


Hassheen!