Jeffrey Keith Wong wrote:

Subject: [FFML] [Idea][Ranma]Has this idea been done?
I was wondering if anyone has ever had it where Ranma and Akane get > 

their bodies switched. Through some freak accident, Ranma ends up in > 
Akane's body as Akane his. It's just that that idea seems to have a > 
lot of potential. For instance, imagine how Ryoga will react when

Ranma, in Akane's body, discovers Ryoga's secret? Or how Ranma and
Akane will go about taking a bath? Or have it where that happens and > 

Ryoga gets switched with Ranma. That means Ryoga's in Akane's body, > 
Ranma Ryoga's body, and Akane Ranma's body. Heck, throw in the

entire cast. Like Ranma ends up in Shampoo's body and he gets turned > 

into a cat ;)

A lot of potential.  Seems like a good idea for something hilarious

Anyway, I just figured I'd run that idea past ya first :)

AAAAARGH!!  It's lapping me!  And I'm in my car!!!

(Ranma is in Akane's body and he splashes how water on P-chan)

Ranma: (Acting shocked)R-Ryoga?!

Ryoga: Akane, i-it's not what you t-think.

I assume Ryoga hasn't heard about the switch?

Ranma: From what I see, you've been sleeping with me as my pet pig! 
Can you explain that?!

Ryoga: Just let me explain, Akane.

Ranma: Well, I'm waiting....

Ryoga: Um...er...

Ranma: (Smirks)It doesn't matter, come here and give me a kiss.

BLEEAAH!!!!!  STOP THAT!!

Ryoga: W-what?!

Ranma: (Pouts)Ryoga, I known all this time that you've been P-chan.

Tee-hee!  Ranma'll get his butt whooped if Ryoga ever finds out the lie!

Ryoga: Y-you have?

Ranma: (Tries to keep from gaging and laughing)Come here and give me >a 

kiss.

Question: Wouldn't Ranma be blowing chunks right now?  I mean, he hates 
Ryoga.  Even if Ranma IS in Akane's body, Ranma would most likely use 
the tape trick or vomit.

(Akane, in Ranma's body, enters the room)

Akane: What are you doing?!

Ryoga: Ranma!!! There you are!!!!

Wouldn't Ranma be worried?  I mean, when and if he gets her body back, 
he'll have quite a lot of bruises.  And wouldn't Ryoga be having the 
Nosebleed From Hell?  He's seen Akane's naked body after all.  I would 
assume Ranma, even in Akane's body, would take off her clothes before 
going into a bath.  Unless it's to investigate.

Akane: R-Rygoa. Wait!! Let me explain

(Ryoga chases after Akane)

Ryoga: Come back here, Ranma. So I can kill you!!!

Ranma should be confused right now.  After all, it IS his body, even if 
it IS being used by Akane...

Shampoo: (Glomps onto Akane)Aiya, Ranma take Shampoo on date.

Akane: Let go of me. I'm not Ranma!!!

Ranma: (Fakes anger)Ranma!!! How dare you?!(Thinking)Let's see how 
you like it
if someone glomps onto you like that.

Akane: You shut up!!!

Hmmmm, are you sure there was a soul/mind switch?  They seem to be 
acting a lot like they normal would, regardless of who's using their 
bodies....

Ryoga: What?! How dare you say that to Akane!?!

Akane: W-wait!!!!

Ranma: Hee hee.

(Kodachi enters.)

Ranma: Oh great.

Kaodachi: Ranma, sweetums. Come to me!!!(Glomps onto Akane)

Akane: Let go of me!!!

Ranma: (Sighs)All right, enough is enough. Let go of...um...Ranma.

Kodachi: You!!! (Attacks Ranma)Die, Akane!!!

Ranma: Hey, quit it!!!(Starts dodging)

(Kuno appears out of nowhere)

Kuno: Where is my beloved pigtail girl and Akane Tendo?(Sees >Ranma)Ah, 

Akane my

love.

Ranma: Stay away from me you freak!!! You too Kodachi(Gets idea)Oh 
Ryoga, honey,
will you please do me a favor and get rid of these two. If you do, 
I'll give you
a big fat kiss.

Ranma should be struggling to keep bile down as he says this.

Akane: You will not!!!

Ranma: What's wrong...Ranma. Are you jealous?

Akane: What?!

Ranma: (To Ryoga)Go on Ryoga. Get rid of them and I'll reward you >with 

a kiss.

Ryoga: O-okay...

(Ryoga absentmindedly pummels Kuno and Kodachi)

Good boy.  Here's your biscuit.

Ranma: Oh, Ryoga, you're my hero.

Akane: You stay away from me...I mean Akane.

Shampoo: Why? Ranma want kiss violent girl?!

Akane: Who are you calling violent girl?!

Hmmm, methinks Akane needs to remember their souls/minds have been 
switched and concetrate on it.

Shampoo: (Points to Ranma)I call Akane violent girl.



That's all....I wrote this on the fly...and judging by that, you >know 

there's

much more stuff I could add. There's tons of possibilites...

-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
http://www.rit.edu/~jkw7063/fanfic/index.htm
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
The latter site has been updated on Nov 20th.

Well, it's a good idea, but I got confused six times as to who was in 
what body.  *snicker* Maybe you should switch Nabiki and Shampoo.  It'd 
be interesting seeing Nabiki speak in cruddy japanese and Shampoo 
starting acting more intellegently.  On second hand, I hate Shampoo.  
Switch her with Kodachi.  *snicker* I'd pay to read that!

^_^;
Ben McCrillis (aka A-kun)


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