Ryoucilo
I cannot believe I decided to post this fanfic. It is pretty ridiculous and
in no way should
be taken seriously.

Your Run of the Mill Magical Girl Show Starring...
(Scene:Streets of Tokyo[1] Night Exterior)
A young couple is walking down a darkened alley. They are in love of course
otherwise they
wouldn't be a couple. : )
Yoiko:Oh Toshi. We shouldn't go down this very cliched dark and spooky
alley.
Toshi:I agree, but I'm too stupid to realize that a monster will appear to
take our energy and probably kill us.
Monster:He's right you know
Toshi:Ack the monster!
Monster:How perceptive. Well let's get this over with.
Monster grabs Toshi...
Monster:Wait a second! I'm just called Monster?
Ryoucilo:Uh,yeah. You want a better name?
Monster:Not really, but don't make Monster my name.
Ryoucilo:You got it!
The monster..
The monster:Much better!
The monster grabs Toshi by the arm and pulls it's clawed hand ready  to
strike. When suddenly a blinding
flash of light stops him. At the end of the alley is the figure of a young
woman who is wearing a sailor outfit.
The monster:Nani?
Voice:How dare you attack innocent people like that?! You must be punished
on behalf of the...
The monster:Moon?
Voice:No. The Pig!
Yep it is none other than... AKARI UNRYU. Akari steps forward revealing that
she is wearing a sweater and
stockings. There is also a huge picture of a pig on her shirt.
The monster:Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. This has to be the mostt ridiculous thing
I've ever seen!
Akari:Why you big..big..jerk!
The monster:You do realize this isn't the american version so you can think
up a better insult.
Akari:I know that! I just can't think of anything mean to say!
Toshi:Uh guys?
The monster and Akari:Yes?
Toshi:Could you hurry up and kill me or save me I don't have all night.
The monster and Akari:Sorry.
The monster:Well let's get on with it.
The monster puffs up its chest and shoots out a fire ball at Akari.
Akari:Eek!
The flame is a few inches from killing Akari when it is deflected by a
wooden object which embeds itself into
the ground.
The monster:Who's there?
A light shines and illuminates the object which is revealed to be an
umbrella!
Akari:Ryouga Kamen! 
Ryouga Kamen jumps down into the alley. He is dressed in a tuxedo decorated
with little pigs all over it.
Akari:Oh Ryouga you wore the outfit I sowed for you.
The monster:Ha,ha,ha,ha. What an awful out fit! Are there anymore idiots
dressed like you guys?!
Voices:No we are better dressed!
Four new women hump into the alley and they are better dressed than Akari.
The first one is a small child
wearing a yellow dress, the second is a woman in her thirties in a kimono,
the third is a young woman? wearing
a sundress and the fourth is a young woman? dressed in ninja garb.
First one:Hinako Hinomiya!
Second one:Saotome Nodoka!
Third one:Kurenai Tsubasa!
Fourth one:Kanzenin Konatsu!
All:We are the Buta scouts!
The monster:This is ridiculous!
Hinako:How so?
The monster:Well for starters you (Points at Hinako) are too young for this
business.
Hinako:What?! I'll have you know I am thirty- twenty four years old!
The monster:Uh huh. And you (Points at Nodoka) are too old for this.
Nodoka takes out her katana and points it threateningly at the monster.
Nodoka:What did you say?
The monster:Uh.. Nothing. And you (Points at both Tsubasa and Konatsa)
there's something about you two girls
that I can't pin down.
Tsubasa and Konatsu begin to laugh while rubbing the backs of their heads.
The monster:Nevermind...Okay let's fight.
All:Hai! Let's take him down!
The monster:I'm a he?
Nodoka jumps into the air and twirls her blade around in circles.
Nodoka:KATANA BLAZE!!
Nodoka's blade breaks up into a hundred little sharp knives which fly at the
monster. The knives cut up the monster
in various places.
The monster:Ow!
Tsubasa and Konatsu charge at the monster  and simultaneously kick the
monster in the head.
Tsubasa and Konatsu:TRANSVESTITE KICK!
The monster:Arggh.So that's what was bothering me about you two.
The monster steps back and begins to build up chi.
The monster:Enough play time. Now onto the real show!
The monster shoots a massive blast at the scouts.
Hinako takes out a fifty yen coin and holds it in front of her.
Hinako:HAPPO-GOEN-SATSU!
The chi blast wavers and flows into Hinako thus making her adult.
Ryouga:Now Akari!
Akari:Hai! I call upon the power of the pig to punish wrongs and do a bunch
of other stuff that I forgot.
Akari reaches behind her back and pulls out...
Akari:BUTA PRESS!
a giant pig which she throws onto the monster.
The monster:Oh boy.
The giant pig totally flattens the monster. The monster disappears in a puff
of smoke.
Tsubasa:Yeah we won!
Ryouga:Good going Akari!
Akari shugs Ryouga and kisses him several times.
Akari:I love you Ryouga! Our love will get us through anything!
Ryouga:I guess. 
Konatsu:Why don't we have a party at Ryouga's house?!
Ryouga:NANI?!
Hinako:That's a great idea! Let's do it!
The Buta scouts run off with Ryouga tagging along.
Yoiko pushes away the giant pig to reveal her flattened boyfriend.
Yoiko:Toshi are you alright?
Toshi:No I think I'll just lie her.

[1] Oohh that's discriptive.
Okay this is either the stupidest or one of the stupidest things I have ever
posted. Oh well. C&C appreciated.