Ryoucilo
A Really Bad Interview With Ikari Gendou
Ryoucilo:You are the head of the orginization known as NERV?
Gendou:Yes.
Ryoucilo:Could you please tell us about yourself? Most people are not really
familiar
with Ikari Gendou the person and instead only know Ikari Gendou the leader
of NERV.
Gendou:No.
Ryoucilo:Could you tell us some information about the Evas?
Gendou:No.
Ryoucilo:Anyone ever tell you that you are laconinc?
Gendou:Yes
Ryoucilo:Some people have said that your moving your glasses up your nose is
a metaphor 
for you constantly radjusting your outlook on a situation do you think
they're right?
Gendou:Of course not. It just happens that there wasn't any money in the
budget for good
glasses. You don't believe those Evas are free now do you?
Ryoucilo:Okay...Could you please tell us your thoughts on your son?
Gendou:What son?
Ryoucilo:Short, has black hair, skinny always acquieses to people's demands.
Gendou:I was not being literal in that statement.
Ryoucilo:Oh, sorry. Why is it that you prefer Rei to your own son?
Gendou:There is a reason for that, it is because...
Ryoucilo:Because..?
Gendou:Because Rei is far less annoying than Shinji. He is such a whiner!
Ryoucilo:WHAT?! That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard!
Gendou:I didn't say that it was a good reason.
Ryoucilo:Whatever. Until next time. Ja ne.