Ryoucilo
Bloopers from the American Version of Dragon Ball Z
Scene:Death of Goku
Krillin, Bulma and Master Roshi are all standing around a bruised and
battered Goku. Piccolo is putting on his cloak and turban and he is missing
his left arm. Gohan is lying nearby in a daze.
Goku:Guys I'm..I'm fading into another dimension?! 
Goku stands up.
Director:(From offstage) What's the matter Goku?
Goku:What is this crap about fading into another dimension?! I'm supposed to
be dying! 
Director:The censors told us not to mention it.
Piccolo:What?! But the whole thing is implied in the scene so why can't they
just say he's dead!
Director:Hey don't ask me I'm just directing this.
Goku:Screw this I quit.
Goku leaves the stage.
Krillin:God what an S.O.B. He quits at the first sign of trouble. I'm
leaving too!
Gohan, Krillin, Bulma, Mutenroshi and Piccolo all leave the stage.
Director:ACTORS!! That's it for today people.
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Scene:Piccolo and Gohan in the wilderness
Piccolo:Don't worry kid I'll take care of you. Let's stop okay!
Director:What's the matter Piccolo?
Piccolo:Why am I being so nice to the kid? I thought I was supposed to be
calling him a stupid brat and just beating him up.
Director:The censors didn't like that so they wanted you to be a little more
sensitive.
Piccolo:What?! My character's supposed to be tough as nails! Not
'sensitive'!
Director:Sorry nothing we can do.
Piccolo:This sucks.
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Scene:Bulma, Master Roshi and Oolong calling forth Shen lon.
Master Roshi:Bring Goku back to life!
Shen Lon:I cannot do that.
Master:Wh-what? Why not?
Shen Lon:Because he is not dead he is merely in another dimension.
They all start to laugh at the joke.
Director:Would you idiots try to take this seriously for once?!
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Scene:Krilin and Gohan watching Freeza and his men decimating the Namekians.
Krillin:Those-those jerks!
Gohan:Okay let's stop everything!
Director:What's the problem Gohan?!
Gohan:Come on! You don't call murderers jerks! You have to be a little more
abrasive in your insults.
Director:Well what would you suggest?
Gohan:Well how about those fu-
Director:Are you insane?! We'll get sued into a oblivion if we say that on a
kids show! Read from the script
and quit compaining!
Gohan:Oh all right.
Director:Actors,can't live with them and you can't kill them without getting
arrested.
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That's it for now. If I get anymore ideas for this fanfic I'll write some
more. C&C appreciated. Ja ne.