Subject: [R 1/2] [fanfic] A Really Bad Interview With Ryouga Hibiki
From: bogue@negia.net
Date: 11/19/1997, 3:10 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Ryoucilo
A Really Bad Interview With Ryouga Hibiki
Ryoucilo:It is a pleasure to have you on the show.
Ryouga:Thank you.
Ryoucilo:First question would have to be about your name.
Ryouga:What about it?
Ryoucilo:How do you spell it?
Ryouga:Oh you see I take a brush and I start writing the character at the
to-
Ryoucilo:(Interrupting) In english.
Ryouga:Oh well gee I don't know how to spell english all that well. I guess
it's R-y-o-g-a.
Ryoucilo:Are you sure about that?
Ryoga:Well I don't know I could be wrong.
Ryoucilo:So you don't know?
Ryouga:Yeah anyway you spell it is fine I guess.
Ryoucilo:I suppose so.
Ryoga:Yep.
Ryoucilo:What have you been doing after the end of the manga?
Ryouga:You know just fanfics. 
Ryoucilo:Your opinion of them?
Ryoga starts to glow with battle aura.
Ryouga:Grrrr. There are some fanfics where I am not treated very nicely.
Ryoucilo:Oh really?
Ryoga:Yes when I find those authors they will pay!! I send them to a hell so
dark and cold that they shall never see the light of day!!
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!
Ryoucilo:Okay... So who are they?
Ryouga takes out a huge stack of papers and hands it to Ryoucilo. Ryoucilo
begins to read the list.
Ryoucilo:Dave Eddy, Ryoucilo.. Ryoucilo?! Why am I on the list?!!
Ryoga:You made Akane and Akari a couple in It's a Mad, Mad World! For that
you will pay!!!
Ryouga procceds to thrash Ryoucilo all over the studio.
Ryoucilo:This is happening way to often. Until next time. Ja ne *Uggh*