Ryoucilo
A Really Bad Interview With Genma and Soun
Ryoucilo:Hello and welcome to the show. You two were on the show Ranma 1/2
Genma:Yes we were. I have a complaint about the show that I simply must
voice!
Ryoucilo:And that complaint is?
Genma:Why wasn't the show called Genma 1/2?!!
Ryoucilo and Soun facefault.
Ryoucilo:I think it had something to do with the fact that it's about your
son and not
you.
Genma:Still should have been called Genma 1/2.
Ryoucilo:Whatever. You two run the Tendo and Saotome dojos correct?
Soun:Yes we do. We are very proud of them and we will hand them down to our
children so that
they may carry on in the grand tradition of the anything-goes style!
Ryoucilo:Wow that sounds great. How many students do you have?
Genma and Soun:Students?
Ryoucilo:Wait you mean you run a martial arts school yet you don't have any
students?
Genma and Soun rub the back of their heads while laughing inanely.
Ryoucilo:Okay.. What I wanted to ask you was why engaged your children more
than once?
Soun:Yes Genma tell us why.
Ryoucilo:Excuse me I was also talking to you too.
Soun:Oh.
Ryoucilo:And for that matter why did you get them engaged at all? Didn't you
care about what they thought?
And isn't that type of practice illegal? What in your right mind would make
you do something so stupid?!
Genma:Uh..well you see uh..
Ryoucilo:Well?!
Soun:There is only one thing we can do Genma.
Genma:I know what your thinking and I agree Soun
Genma and Soun run away.
Ryoucilo:Pathetic. Until next time. Ja ne.