Subject: What Is A Lemon?
From: SCHLUETES@lucas.lbe.edu.on.ca (Emperor Stephen "The Mega Man" Schlueter)
Date: 11/18/1997, 7:12 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I decided to change the topic of my rambling mind because apparently 
nothing can ever be as controversial as how someone name is spelled. 
Note To Those Who Wrote: I made it quite clear yesterday that I 
should've kept my mouth shut on the whole spelling thing because no one 
has held back in pointing out that I know nothing about this. OKAY! I 
ADMIT IT! I DID A REALLY STUPID THING!! STOP ATTACKING ME!! I GET THE 
POINT!! I don't care about Ryougas or Tendous or Kunous or Ukyous 
anymore (but I'm still not accepting Ukkyo, the SNES spelling, as a 
correct form of the name Ukyo, or Ukyou or whatever.) 
My question here today is: Why are they called Lemons? Why would someone
refer to a twisted sexual fanfic as a lemon? Outside of the fruit the 
term 'Lemon' is only used to describe something defective (I'm sure the 
spelling people are going to tell me I'm defective now or something.) So
why do we call them lemons? 

-The Emperor (He knows when to bail out on a viewpoint.)

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Emperor Stephen "The Mega Man" Schlueter
Leader Of The Crimson Empire
"It's not like I start the fights or anything. She just overreacts to 
every little thing." -Ranma Saotome
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