heh.  Um, this is far from serious.  I was sitting on the muck,
and going against what you think would normally happen, I did a 
Pantieboy-Ukyo... thing.  Save your flames because I don't really care.
I think this is belongs in one of those sickest lemon categories.  :)



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Seamus says, "Write a Taro tentacle rapes Ukyo fic, and dedicate it to
him."
Lara chuckles.
Sie_Kensou says, "Yah, what Seamus aid. :)"
Lara says, "I should."
Sie_Kensou says, "Er, said."
Scriv laughs, "That'd do it except for one thing..."

Lara says, "Tarou leaned forward and thrust one horn into Ukyo,
drawing blood, making her scream for more."

Eve says, "Do that and then make them both kill themselves from the
guilt."
RpM says, "eeeeeeeew"
Scriv jumps on LAra, "You ain't doing that to my Ukyou!"

Lara says, "As he thrust his horn repeatedly into Ukyo, he lazily
chewed his cud, waiting for the moment to pull out.  He hated getting
his horns overly sticky from the stupid wench; she flowed like a
river."

Seamus says, "O.o;"
Seamus says, "Oh dear."
Lara says, "Had to get him chewing his cud in there soemwhere"

Lara says, "Ukyo stopped screaming.  "Could you stop that?""
Lara says, "Taro looked up her, watching what he did with his horn
carefully."
Lara says, ""Stop chewing your cud.  It's distracting me.""

Scriv says, "eww."
Seamus says, "This has wonderful comic potential, you know."
Lara says, "yeah, so write it"
Scriv mutters, "Heathens."
Lara says, "I don't think I could write a comic lemon"

Lara says, "The screaming commenced again, without the cud chewing."
Lara says, "A panda trundled into the room, and upon seeing the waving
tentacles, decided it was time for some octopus balls."

Seamus says, "Yer writing it as we speak."
Scriv says, "erg..."
Sie_Kensou grins. "You're doing just fine, Lara."
Lara asks, "So is someone taking note of it?"
Scriv is in shock... "How could you do that to Ukyou..."

Lara says, "The panda stood on its hind legs, grabbing for the
tentacles, but they were too mobile, too slippery.  Slippery, but kind
of sticky too."
Lara says, "The panda managed to get a good hold of one, but it was
covered in..."

Scriv says, "I don't want to think about it..."

Lara says, "Was that feces?  The panda quickly discarded the tentacle
and left the room.  Akane's cookign was safer then whatever shit was
going on there."

Scriv wanders around the cafe in shock...

Lara says, ""Panty-dearest?" Ukyo asked sweetly, stopping Taro again.
"Could you use something... softer now?""
Lara says, "Taro grunted and pulled out, shaking his head, flinging
Ukyo juices everywhere."

RpM says, "poor scriv... methinks he's going into full shock"

Lara says, "He turned his back to her then laid on his stomach.  His
eel-tail immediately went to work."
Lara says, "Ukyo started screaming again.    Jesus she was loud and
annoying."

Scriv has his head tilted and is half singing, "o/~ ki-ki-kira-kira...
the sun is shining in my eye... o/~"
Seamus grins.

Lara says, "Feeling a little warm, Taro fanned himself with one wing
and yawned.  Much more of this and he was actually going to have to
take a nap he was so bored."
Lara says, ""Panty-dearest?""
Lara asks, "What did she want THIS time?"
Lara says, ""Can we try the real thing now?""
Lara says, "Taro sighed then removed his tail, wiping it off with some
Kleenex."
Lara says, "He left the room and returned a few minutes later with
Happosai.  As much as he hated the little bastard, he was a pretty 
good fuck."
Lara says, "The End"