TITLE:The Fight, part 1
SERIES: No Need For Tenchi, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars
SUMMARY:A Jedi who has lived among the Saiyajin comes to earth; Violent
fighting and more fun stuff like that happens along the way(There, that's
the whole plot. Don't like it? Than delete it and save time flaming me)
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those who are getting this through the FFML. 
DISCLAIMER: All characters, likenesses, and situations that I did not
create  are owned by their respective companies. Please don't sue me, I
got maybe .50 in my pocket right now, and I owe my friend that for a R1/2
Manga. If you want to find someone to sue as a warning to all others, you
might want to check out http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/main.html and look
up "Kagato's Revenge," or all the others, not to mention
alt.startrek.creative.erotica.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Weellll, It's my first fanfic!!!!!!!! And a new account
on Juno!!! I haven't subscribed to the FanFic MailingList yet, and might
not. I need to think about it for a while. 
Dedicated to Megane 6.7, who is obviously Flashman's evil twin,
yuna@cynsys.com for writing the first EVA lemon(and all the other one
lemons), All guys named chris who are into 'fics(extra plus if you're
into Sailor Moon), and Flynn(Mech351614@aol.com), who -invented-
ultra-violence in fanfics(Only Warhammer's obligatory  "Feral Robots
Going AWOL  And Eating Their Foes" scene comes anywhere close).

Oh Yeah: Tom Currie is gonna MiST this, so lay off it Lurker.

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                                       PRESENTS:

                                      The Fight 
                                          Part 1
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                                          &*&*&
The Spherical craft careened towards Earth, like a jettisoned escape pod.
It was, however, in full control by the fearsome occupant of the ship. He
was meditating, as he had done much of the voyage. He needed the rest. To
make it this far, he had had to get past the Ssi-Ruuvi Imperium, and that
had almost killed him.<Damn Reptiles,> he thought sleepily as he
carelessly tossed blue lightning back and forth between his hands. 
The Ssi-Ruuk were extremely powerful, and it was only by luck, the Force,
and about 400 Clips of ammo fed into his handheld RailCannon that had
gotten him across their borders. When he did, he was weak,
battle-scarred, and desperate.
Then,he met the Saiyajin.
They at first saw him as a source of entertainment. But one day, he had
finally lost control and fought back, bursting with dark side power. He
killed 6 of them. This had been sensed by Freeza, and he began to
secretly train with the ruler of Planet Vegeta.  But that was gone, now.
Freeza had favored Vegeta, and when they relocated, so had  the dark
jedi.
<Those fools could only barely grasp the power of their anger, which
-they- could not control.> Then the Dark Jedi grinned, a most dangerous
grin. <Now I will rule my -own- planet. Earth.>
The Dark Jedi, once known as Slade, continued his descent.
                                             &*&*&
Ryoko was bored. no other way to put it. Sure, she had her quest for
Tenchi, but she missed _killing_ things. She would've killed Ayeka a very
long time ago, if it wasn't for the fact that it might hurt Tenchi's
feelings.
While musing, she had happened to have seen an episode of a show called
Neon Genesis Evangelion. She stopped to watch the 2 freakish robots beat
the shit out of each other.
<Man, watching those robots pound each other brings back memories. Why
don't _I_ do that anymore?>
TBC