<briefly examines wooden mallet>
	<tosses it>
	<briefly examines 30 lb sledge>
	Nahh. <tosses it>
	<carefully examines battered Uru Hammer seething with power>
	<smiles>
	*ahem* Allow me to demonstrate my Tendo Akane impersonation: 

	<deep breath> WW TO KUN-CHAN NO _HENTAI_!!!!!!
	<scene of unimaginable violence deleted>

HTG