Louis-Philippe Giroux wrote:

Differing Powers - OR - The Teaser I Should Never Have Written

A short Ranma 1/2 - Wheel Of Time exercise in futility

***  BTW, I know Ranma's flashback is too detailed (how could he have know
what Akane was doing?) but like I said, this is a *sloppy* teaser of what I
could do if I put my mind to it.

who cares it looks ok so far.

Facts, Stupid Satements and Questions With No Answers in Randland...

- Could Ryoga ever finish a game of Maiden's Kiss without bleeding himself
out (whether from the nose or from the neck)?

not likly

- Would Mat try to put the moves on Onna-Ranma?

at least once, maybe more if he was drunk

- Would Mat's luck protect him from her wrath?

probably not

- Can Mat's fox medallion counter chi?

no, its way to small

- Where could Ryoga's anti-directional sense possibly lead him?
Tel'aran'rihod?  Shayol Ghul?  An Aiel sweat tent?  Rhuidean?  The Court of
the Nine Moons in Seanchan (okay, so I'd have to wing that one...)?  The
Tower of Ravens?  The Amyrlin's private quarters?  Endless possibilities!

now this is scary

- How long 'till the Aes Sedai figure out Ranma's gender curse?

not long enough

- How many Warders could Ranma take on at once?

I dont't know if they have that many

- What happens if you mix Ranma, cats, Aes Sedai, Asha'man, cannon
fod<AHEM> people and *no* Akane?  Dumai's Well revisited!

that's a understatment.

- What happens when Nerimian super martial artists encounters one or more
Ta'veren(s)?

ummm.....  TROUBLE

- How many Aiel can Ranma take on at once?

don't know but I bet Ranma will find out soon enough

- Should I have written this bloody thing in the first place?

YES

- What happens if you hit a Portal stone with a stray Hiryuu Kourin Dan?
(Assuming there *is* such a thing as a stray Hiryuu Kourin Dan in the first
place...)

what is a Hiryuu Kourin Dan?Well what ever it is it won't be pretty

- Would angreals and sa'angreals work with chi?

no distintion between male and female?

- How long until Ranma calls Min "Ucchan" by mistake?

two days

- How would Rand react to that?

So long as she's only a freind or we'll have roasted Ranma

- How does a macho *male* martial artist survive in the White Tower?

become a girl, well at least for a while

- How long 'till Nyneave tries to balefire Ranma?

couple of hours in the same room

- How long 'till Akane tries to balefire Ranma?

as quick as she can learn, then again maybe not death is permante

- How long 'till Moiraine loses her temper and tries to balefire Ranma?

maybe before she dies

- How long 'till the Amyrlin loses her temper and tries to balefire Ranma?

which one?

- Would Ranma stand in place long enough to be balefired in the first
place?

nope

- Who's the strongest (and most dangerous, for that matter)?  A pissed-off
Nyneave or a pissed-off Akane?

I don't know who do you fear more

- Would Lanfear leave Rand and end up as another of Ranma's fiancees?

you better belive it

- How much would Rand pay for that to happen?

its pricless

- Shouting 'Rising *Dragon* Punch' in front of Aes Sedai (particularly the
Red ones) is a Very Bad Idea.

uh why

- Will Ranma ever find out why people ran away screaming their lungs out
the first time he used a Mouko Takabisha as a guy?

So when was this

- Will Ranma ever find out why people started calling him 'Aes Sedai' the
first time he used a Mouko Takabisha as a girl?

and this

- Will Ranma ever find out why people ran away screaming 'Aiel' the first
time he killed a Trolloc with some martial arts moves?

I wanna know more about this

- Does Ranma even *care* to find out those things?

nope, do we, no we already know

- How long 'till the Aes Sedai figure out the difference between chi and
the One Power?

give it a few weeks

- Sacry Concept: Akane as the Amyrlin.

Not bad, but try Kodachi next time

- Big Damage Concept:   A One Power-ed version of the Hiryuu Kourin Dan
with the super sa'angreal statue from Cairhien.  (Breaking, Hiroshima,
Nagasaki, eat your heart out...)

you want to destroy the world that quickly

- Who's the toughest: Ryoga or a Gholam?  (Think about it...)

Breaking point

- Will Jeremy ever continue Ta'varen 1/2 so I won't feel Compelled to
write this? (Moghedien, Liandrin, stop that!)

hopfuly soon with you continuing

- Will the Aes Sedai ever get Ranma in a Novice dress?

he dosn't stand a chance

- How long would Happosai survive if he groped an Aes Sedai?

- How long would Happosai survive if he groped an Aiel Wise One?

- How long would Happosai survive if he groped the Amyrlin?

mere seconds

- How long could Ryoga keep his curse a secret?

forever

- A small, black piglet that can channel is a Very Cute, Yet Very
Dangerous Thing.

poor azuza

- Grudge Match of the Age:  The Nerima Wrecking Crew vs. The Forsaken!

we would like to have a fight that lasts longer that two pages here

- Will the White Tower break Akane's temper or will Akane's temper break
the Tower?

Akane breaks the White Tower

- I could make a very serious story out of all this junk...

- I could make a very silly story out of all this junk...

either would be interesting

- Biles, this is *ALL* *YOUR* *FAULT!*  ;)

agreed