What are you guys talking about?! I've never even heard of this fic!! 
Did I miss something here?!! 

-The Emperor(who's making a desperate attempt to catch up)

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Emperor Stephen "The Mega Man" Schlueter
Leader Of The Crimson Empire
"It's not like I start the fights or anything. She just overreacts to 
every little thing." -Ranma Saotome
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