Ranma: Oh. My. God.

Ryoga: That can't happen, can it? That-that's impossible. Please tell me
that can't happen. (grabs Ranma and starts shaking him). TELL ME THAT CAN'T
HAPPEN, RANMA!!!!

Ranma: Easy, easy, Ryoga. Of course it can't happen. This is Akane and
Akari we're talking about. They can never...you know.

Ryoga: Akari is the sweetest person on earth! She would never...

Ranma: And anyway, why would they? They got _us_! We're a couple of studly
men.

Ryoga: Yeah!

Ranma: We're handsome! we're strong! We're manly!!

Ryoga: Yeah! Yeah!! Yeah!!!

Ranma: We can satisfy their needs!

Ryoga: Yea--uh...needs? What do you mean *needs*?

Ranma: Oh, you know...needs.

Ryoga: No, I don't.

Ranma: Oh. Uh...well, you know...what women need...you know...

Ryoga: (deadpan) You don't have a clue of what you're talking about, do you?

Ranma: Of course I do! Women have needs! Um...they have lots of
needs...um...er...I just can't go into them right now. Yeah, that's it.

Ryoga: Oh, God, if both of us don't know how to satisfy Akane and Akari, no
wonder they left us!!! 

Ranma: Shut up, man!

Ryoga: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, RANMA!!!!

Ranma: My fault! Akari's your girlfriend! 

Ryoga: NOT ANYMORE, SHE'S NOT!!! DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Ranma: WAIT! (punch, kick) LET'S WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT PART!!!

Ryoga: BY THEN THEY'LL HAVE A FAMILY OF THEIR OWN! WAAAAAHHHH! SHI SHI
HOUKOUDEN!!!

(A huge blast tears up the studio. The smoke clears to show a charred Ranma
and Ryoga.)

Ranma: Man, I hope all this is resolved in the next part.
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