On Sat, 8 Nov 1997, David Homerick wrote:

Shampoo is lying on a bed, wearing a silk negligeé.  She pulls it open,
exposing herself to the camera.  Ranma enters frame, leaps on the bed, and
buries his face in her ample chest.

SHAMPOO:  Oh, Ranma!

-snip- -snip-

ROTFL!! :) Are you going to actually write a nice Ranma/Shampoo lemon 
(*gets hopeful look on his face*) or is this just a one-shot spam fic?