From:Ryoucilo
     I sent this to Hunter Kid and he liked it so I thought
that I might as well send it to the FFML. C&C is appreciated.
It's a Mad, Mad World
Prologue   
     Ryouga was feeling glad all over. He had just gotten
a new present for Akari and he was going to her house to
tell her that he loved her. The only problem was him finding
her house. Ryouga looked around himself and thought that
he recognized his surroundings.
    That was when Ryouga saw a staggering, bisheveled man.
>From the way the man walked he looked like he was intoxicated.
Ryouga then noticed that he was wearing a red satin shirt and black
pants. The man also had a pigtail and if you haven't guessed who it
is by now you're an idiot.
    "RANMA!?"Ryouga shouted.
    Ranma put his hands to the side of his head and said, "Aaah! I 
can hear ya just fine. No need ta yell!"
    Ranma then clenched his stomach and began to vomit. Ryouga for
his part looked away and said with a tone full of disgust ,"Saotome
what happened to you?"
    Ranma looked at him and said,"Ya mean you din't 'ear?"
   "Hear what?"
   "Akane broke off our engagement."
   Ryouga took a step back and quietly said,"R-r-really?"
   Ranma wiped his mouth  with th front of his shirt. "Yeah an she's serious
this time. Not a joke."
   "Wow."
   Ranma began to sob when he said,"Yeah it happened two weeks ago. Ever 
since than I can only find comfort in a bottle of wine."
   Ranma fell flat on his face and began to fall asleep. Ryouga looked at
Ranma's
prone body and thought to himself, 'Akane is no longer engaged to Ranma.' At
that moment Ryouga remembered the gift he was going to give to Akane. Ryouga
ran down the street feeling really glad all over
---
  Ryouga looked around and found (much to his annoyance) that he was lost.
'How
can I get lost when I can finally reveal my feelings for Akane.' Something
else
was nagging at Ryouga. Something about a girl with a name similar to
Akane's. 'It's
probably not important.'
  Ryouga than realized that he was in front of the Tendo dojo. Ryouga
entered the dojo
and found himself looking at Soun who was crying a river of tears. Ryouga
dismissed it
and walked inside the house to look for Akane.
  Several hours later Ryouga found himself in Akane's room, but it was
empty. 'Strange it's
night so shouldn't she be here. Hmmm.....' Ryouga was about to leave when he
found himself
face to face with Nabiki Tendo. Ryouga jumped back a couple of feet and
caught his breath. 
   Nabiki looked at him with a slight smile on her face when she
said,"Looking for my little
sister ne?"
   "Uh..umm..yeah.Where is she?"
   Nabiki put on a mock frown and said, "Ryouga, Ryouga you know I don't
give away information
for free."
   Ryouga pulled out a wad of bills and put it into Nabiki's hand,"Is that
enough?"
  Nabiki smiled and said, "Quite."
  Nabiki pulled out a folded piece of paper which she handed to Ryouga.
Ryouga looked at the
letter and then went pale as he read it.
Dear Father, 
    I am sorry to do this, but I must leave. For you see I cannot love any
man. I am a lesbian and I am going to San Francisco to marry Akari Unryu.
 I am sure that Ranma will be able to run the dojo. I hope that we will be
able
 to meet again and you can accept what I am.
Your loving daughter,
                                                                            
Akane Tendo
  "You sure know how to pick them don't you Ryouga?"
  Ryouga was suddenly feeling bad all over.
I am writing part 1 and will try to get it ou as soon as possible.
Until next time expect the unexpected.