From:Ryoucilo
bogue@negia.net
Hello I decided to do Chapter 1 today. C&C should be sent to the
aforementioned
addrress. Thank you
It's a Mad, Mad World
Chapter 1
   Ryouga was sitting at the table of the Tendo's dining room. The
Tendo's felt sorry for Ryouga and they all agreed to let him stay their
house for a while (Although Ranma's thoughts on the issue was merely
a gurgle and a request for more sake.). It was the middle of the day and
Ryouga was trying to sort out his thoughts.
   [Akane's a lesbian.] Ryouga felt a little lightheaded, but managed to
remain control over his equilebrium. Ryouga took a couple of deep breaths
before he went onto the next issue. [Akari's a lesbian.] This ilicited the
same
response as the first revelation.
   Ryouga prepared himself for the hardest task of all. [Akane and Akari are
both
lesbians.] Ryouga woke up three hours later and he said ,"Maybe I'll try
that
a little slower next time."
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   Ryouga had been sitting at the table all day and was quite bored. Soun
and Genma
had left the house to go see an old friend in Hokaido. Nabiki had
practically dragged
Ranma to school who was moaning about having to leave his friends Jim Bean
and
Jack Daniels behind. Kasumi had gone off on some errands which left Ryouga
by
himself.
   "Hello."
   Ryouga jumped away from the table and found himself looking at a
beautiful woman
who was dressed in a kimono. The woman was about thirty-five and had her
hair tied
in a bun. 
   Ryouga regained his composure and asked,"Uhh..wh-who are you?"
   "Why I'm Nodoka Saotome[1]. You're Ranma's friend right?"
   Ryouga was about to argue the point, but decided that he might as well
say so. "Yes I
am Ranma's friend."
   "Have you noticed that he has been acting rather strangely as of late."
   "You could say that."
   Nodoka looked Ryouga over and a smile crept over her face. "I'm sory, but
what is your
name?"
   "Oh I'm sorry.Ryouga Hibiki."
   Ryouga smiled at her showing his canines and Nodoka said, "Ryouga. That
is a very nice
name and you do have have good fangs."
   Ryouga chuckled nervously and placed his hand behind the back of his
head. Nodoka walked over
next to him and took hold of his right hand. Nodoka said, "Ryouga could you
please help me with
something."
   Ryouga looked at her with a look of confusion and asked ,"What?"
   Nodoka didn't answer and instead lead him upstairs until she stopped.
They were standing in the
hallway looking at a closed door. Nodoka turned to Ryouga and smiled. Ryouga
was beginning to
get very nervous and he finally asked, "Uh..What did you want help with?"
   Nodoka didn't seem to take notice of the question and said,"Ryouga do you
ever get lonely?"
  "Uh..Yeah I guess so."
  "You do know what two lonely people sometimes do when they're together?"
  "No."
  Nodoka smiled although she seemed to be getting a little irritated.
"Think."
  Ryouga stood there for a second lost in thought. [Let's see what do two
lonely people do when they're
together. Hmmmm.....] Ryouga suddenly had a look of revelation and then one
of pure terror. Ryouga
said, "Yo-yo-you don't mean you want to...?"
  Nodoka nodded here head.
  Ryouga pointed a finger at himself and squeaked out, "With me?"
  Nodoka smiled and said, "Yes. Well?"
 "I-I-I can't!"
  Nodoka put a hand to her mouth and said ,"You don't mean you're-"
  Ryouga blurted out,"No! Of course not."
  Nodoka said, "Oh then what's the problem?"
  Ryouga was in a very new situation and as such did what he thought was
right. He babbled. "I..you
se..Not until... I'm married."
  "But I am already married."
  "To another man!"
  Nodoka put her hand under her chin and said thoughtfully ,"Oh yes I forgot
about that. Oh who cares
about Genma! He's a stupid pig."
   Ryouga winced at the last statement and said,"But it isn't right."
  Nodoka opened the door to the room and said ,"Ryouga I am not forcing you
to do it. You don't have to
do anything you don't want to."
  With that Nodoka closed the door leaving Ryouga alone once again. Ryouga
had to think the situation 
through which was a very new thing for the lost boy. [Okay let's do the
pros: 1.She's beautiful, 2.She wants
you. Now the cons: 1.She's married, 2.She's old enough to be your mother,
3.If her husband finds out he'll
kill you, 5.If her son finds out he'll kill you, 6.This is a rebound
relationship you moron it'll never work out.]
  Now the choice Ryouga had to make was clear. Ryouga opened the door and
went into the room.