Subject: I'm Here.
From: "Theo Mintesnot" <ntp_tpolice27@hotmail.com>
Date: 11/7/1997, 8:19 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Theo:Hi everyone! I've just subscribed to the FFML, and am glad I'm 
here. Now,SEND ME STUFF!(That's my motto)!!!
[suddenly, a saiyajin pops out of one of those blue dimensional things 
from Turok:Dinosaur Hunter]
Theo:What the...this isn't a self-insert...........
Saiyan:(draws HUUGE sword) You will DIE for what you did with my sister 
!!!!!!!!!!!
Theo:(pulls out a vibrosword from nowhere)Um, I'll be right back.
[insert your favorite sword battle, except with the Saiyan and me, and I 
win.]

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