[This is a story that would be finished sometime next year.  It will be my
first ever Evangelion, *gasp*.  Strange?  For a series that I constantly
say, "Pales against Escaflowne", "Has no character development, other than
revealing interesting pasts..."   Well you get my points...]



    "Dance?" asked Rei, her neutral face inquisitive at such an idea.

    Asuka sighed as she resisted the urge to smack her forehead with her
hand.  "Yes, I mean 'dance.'  How can you forget the most important event
in this month?  The Saddie Hawkins dance?"  She stopped to see if a
glimmer of anything could be seen in Rei's eyes.  So far, the albino girl
was as passive as ever.

    "You're supposed to a guy out," explained Asuka.  "But of course, I've
been bombarded with begging boys already."

    "Is that so?"

    Was that a mockery of her greatness?  Asuka Soryuu Langley stopped a
microinstant, perhaps looking for all the reasons to assume it was a
veiled insult.  "Yeah, good thing none of them ever dare walk into the
locker room."  She sighed as she peeled off her shorts and t-shirt.  "Too
bad Kaji-san can't come..."

    She slipped into her uniform, made sure her hair was perfect, and
turned around only to find that Rei had left.

* * *

    Life for Shinji Ikari was going as quite normal, until she had to show
up.  He never knew why she had to have such a self-centered view at the
world.  But that wasn't the mystery.  The mystery was why he never let
it bother him.

    "So Shinji, any girls asked you out yet?"  Asuka said, quick and to
the point.  Much to her disappointment, most of the guys in the school had
already been hooked up, and it was frustrating to find that all of the
cute guys, who paled in comparison to Kaji-san, were taken.

    Shinji looked up from his obtuse Physics text and shrugged his
shoulders.  "The funny thing was that I wasn't interested at all in the
dance.  But I was sort of surprised when Rei asked me...  It doesn't
matter, I'm still not going to the dance."

    A slap in the face?  It was probably just as bad.  Asuka looked at
Toji, who was quite possibly the last man she would ever dare date in this
world, considering the special way he had greeted her sometime ago.  "How
about you, anyone ask you out?"

    Toji sighed as he leaned back in his chair and stuck his hand into his
pants, an act that horrified Asuka.  "Well, Class rep already asked me.
How could I refuse?"

    This was turning into a nightmare.  "Kensuke?"

    "Well this girl asked me out, and it's pretty cool too!  Her dad is in
the Energy Weapons R&D Lab at NERV," Kensuke said passionately.

[snip]

Well, not as funny as the El Hazard teaser, and do note, this is going to
become a lemon ;)  The El Hazard story is going to be ANYTHING but a yaoi
fic.  I write weird stuff, but I stop at yaoi. (I might get real close to
the gray line.)  

Oh yeah, and another funny thing... one that I'd never expect.  Whilst
watching Eva 0:8 with my friend I noticed a name in the ending credits,
Hiraki Horaki's seiyuu was Junko Iwao!!!!!!  Ok, if you don't know who
Junko Iwao is, I'll personally drive/fly/swim to your home and slap you.
(She's the seiyuu for Key :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)